Across Universes

Oliver: I take it that means I should go looking for some trains?

-Asagi pulls out a fluff tail from...somewhere...and wraps it around her waist. It's probably best not to ask her where it came from-

Asagi: Please and thank you, Oliver.

-gespenst nodded to Oliver, and then ignoring Asagi suddenly gaining a fox tail, turned back to look at the tank-

Ges: you know I wish there was something like the internet here. It'd make information gathering much easier...and also make me feel less...foreign i suppose.

Ren: You want to hijack the train?

That would mean you would need a war engine... and a way to get it undergroun.

Asagi: And how would we get something like that underground again?

Oliver: -to Ren- Well... I wasn't exactly thinking hijack. More "politely ask if we can drive our tank onto it". >.>

Ancat is currently playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate against the computer. He is playing against Theresa May, and their character is Elon Musk. This is perfectly normal. With well over 70 characters, there were bound to be a few that didn't get the attention of the wider gaming community. Anyways, Ancat really seems to like spamming those rockets. And that side special where he drives around in a magic electric car. Holy shit, is that going to be allowed in tourneys? May retaliates by throwing several bills at Musk, but this proves largely ineffective against Musk's arsenal.

Things seem rather one sided, but eventually May gets her smash meter up. She then uses her Final Smash, which involves her pulling out a giant sword and flying across the screen while yelling "I WILL NEVER RESIGN, BITCH." Unfortunately, this attack fails to land and she dashes across the blast zone to her death. Thanks to the incredible special effects and graphical presentation, the Daily Mail assumes this is real and releases an article stating that Theresa May is officially dead. This causes extreme panic all across England for several hours until May remembers how to use a phone and confirms she is alive.

Did any of that actually happen? Nobody knows for sure. Nobody cares. Point is, people are around.

Asagi: ...I get the feeling something really crazy just happened in a weird parallel dimension. >.>

Oliver: ...Yeah. Like somebody just turned someone inside-out.

Oh, hey Lisa!

Lisa: Hey Oliver, hey Asagi! Wassup?

Oliver: Not much. I just feel very profoundly weird.

Asagi: Brain's feeling odd. But I'm at least physically alright.

Roy: "Been waitin' for this party to get started."

Asagi: I suppose there isn't much else we would need if we have a war vessel here...since I doubt these people have laser pistols. Or nuclear warheads.

Oliver: In that case I'm gonna go see if I can't grab a train.

-And so Oliver heads off to grab a train-

-A few hours after Oliver has looked for a train, he might notice that some of the villagers passing by are talking amongst themselves...about some kind of nutty woman making a spectacle near the house of the samurai lord there that's drawing in the local kids-

-The good news is, Oliver managed to find a train-

-...There ends the good news-

-The bad news is, the only train he was able to peacefully charter is currently out of town and will be for some time-

-In any event, as the Pilot ruminates on this, he overhears "nutty woman" and "kids"-

-Curious, he decides to head over and investigate-

-Oliver sees a bunch of kids watching what appears to be...a puppet show of someone's interpretation of the legend of Saint Nicholas. The voice...is Asagi's-

-Apparently, at the part of the story that Oliver walked in on, the great "Sanda-San" is fighting off giant robot crabs over the Atlantic ocean-

-Most of the fox kids watching have no idea what a "robotto" or what a "Taiseiyō no" is, but it's still better than playing in the streets with a ball like they normally do-

All of a sudden, the Big Ninja herself appears by Oliver, Asagi, and the fox kids.

Lisa: Konichiwa~!

Roy: "Ooooooh, what's this?"

-Oliver looks in on this for a moment-

-Then decides that he might as well sit down and watch the play-

-It's not like it'll do any harm-

-Right?-

-Hearing her friend, Asagi peeks her head around the side-

Asagi: Konichiwa, guys! Whatcha doing?

Oliver: Watching the impromptu art performance.

Roy: "Got nothin' to do at the moment so I decide to watch yer show. I forgot what I suppose to do but I don't think it's that important."

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Edited by MrKirb on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:46:47 AM

Asagi: Ohhhhh.

Well I'm teaching these kids about Santa-san!