Mutant Child
Suddenly, a deep voice blasts from the toilet:
I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH.
Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 8th 2021 at 3:25:00 AM
Divine Burden
Nrghhh a wish I wish alalallanrnhg i wish I could become... handsome man. Replies the mutant, stopping dead in its track, completely unfazed by what it heard.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
YOUR WISH WILL BE GRANTED. HOHOHOHO!
The fat mutant will be, in fact, transformed into a handsome man... Attracting the attention of a bunch of crazy ladies which tries to scratch and bite the now handsome mutant!
Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 8th 2021 at 3:36:49 AM
Divine Burden
Thank you, Genie. I'm glad you were able to help me finally grow into the person I was always meant to be and bid you good lu-ARRGGHHH WOMEN!
The.... Handsome Guy, upon getting scratched, immediately attempts to pummel the women into submission. He does it by trying to grab one's arms before swinging her around like a tourniquet to knock out the others. Once done, he release her by yeeting her away and triumphantly hit his chest, like a gorilla, before suddenly resuming his usual stance.
Women, am I right?
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
HOHOHOHO!
The mutant could see the image of a laughing man showing into the toilet water... Who suddenly rises as a powerful genie.
I AM THE TOILET GENIE. I LOVE TO LAUGH AT THE GREEDY DESIRES OF PUNY MORTALS. AND I WAS WAITING FOR 4,000 YEARS FOR A BIT OF FUN!
He blasts a thunder from his finger to the mutant, laughing as a madman after that!
Divine Burden
Then you will be satisfied, I am very fun! My mother quite often said to me that she thinks I'm a joke!
He daringly leap ahead and hide behind a stall.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
The genie laughs at the mutant's joke, but he regains his serious tone after that.
YOU CAN HIDE, BUT YOU CAN'T FLEE FROM ME!!
He fires another lightning to the stall, laughing again.
Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 8th 2021 at 3:57:17 AM
Divine Burden
The stall is destroyed but the Handsome Man crawls along at a fast rate, desperately attempting to find a way to survive.
To earn some time, he grabs some soap.
Here is something to wash your tongue with! He yells, before tossing it at the genie.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
The soap bar lands into the genie's mouth, who spits it back to the handsome man.
BLEARGH!
Still, the genie is freaking out by the soap flavor, giving the former mutant some time.
Far from Faraway
Back with Rung
Rung hesitates to share how he died with Roy before deciding to give a short version of what had happened.
"To make a long story short, I died giving my friends the means to save our universe."
Divine Burden
The handsome man looks around, aware that he's delaying the inevitable... until he spots the flush lever! Yes! Surely he can banish the genie that way!
He leaps towards it!
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
HAH! NOPE!
The genie swats away the handsome man like a fly.
HOW CLEVER! YOU JUST FOUND MY ONLY WEAKNESS! NOW I'M GONNA GET SERIOUS!
He materializes another bunch of crazy women, more numerous and crazier than before!
Divine Burden
AYYARHHAH!
He's thrown off and land on his back. Noticing the crazy women, he decides to get crafty: Getting up, he take off his mighty fine suit and everything below. I mean everything.
Behold, crazy women! There is dead skin and sweat to be found within!
He toss his clothes away and then assume a primal stance.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
The genie notices the man's stance. And he smiles.
GIRLS! BLOCK HIS WAY TO THE LEVER!
The girls forms a human barrier around the toilet, in a battle stance too.
Divine Burden
Damn...
[[brown:Handsome Man! Catch!]]
The Handsome man turns to the side and casually grab a light machine gun of enormous size. He turns to his sworn ally: Obama.
Thanks, Obama. How did you know?
[[brown:hold on i picked the wrong fucking color]]
Ok.
I always know when you're in danger bro you can count on me!
Nice! Will you help me fight them then?
No.
Obama leaves.
The Handsome Man shrugs and goes full dakka dakka dakka to try to slaughter the women, while advancing forward merrily. The discarded ammo fly all around him.
DIE YOU MAGONAMOUS PRICKS!
Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 8th 2021 at 1:21:49 PM
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
King of the Monsters
The Purple Worm is sent reeling back, and falls to the ground with a powerful crash.
—
"A heroic end, then. I see no wrong in that."
"Either your return in this realm was random luck, or some intelligent force thought your sacrifice deserved to be rewarded with your continued life. It's disturbing that your 'welcome' would be an encounter with... that," Roy says, gesturing to the Worm in the distance.
Edited by KiriK on Aug 8th 2021 at 6:48:57 AM
"He's gearing up for war."
Mutant Child
The women falls like flies! It's again the handsome man against the genie.
GIMME YOUR A-GAME!
He charges a thunder punch, getting it ready for when the man draws closer to him.
Divine Burden
Luffy huffs heavily, exhausted, and deactivate Gear 4 to keep up on his stamina. He approach the worm, left arm held out with the palm facing the worm.
You... had enough? He asks. While he sound authoritative, there's truthfulness to his voice, like he'd just accept a "surrender".
...
I will bring you the letter that comes before A! My C-game!
Aware that bullets probably won't work, the handsome man yeet his gun at the genie and make a desperate slide for the lever!
Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 8th 2021 at 1:50:59 PM
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Mutant Child
The genie's reflexes swats away the gun, cancelling the thunder punch and letting the lever open!
NOOOOOOOO!!!1
The handsome man pulls the lever!
*whisssssssshhhh...*
HOW COULD YOU DID BEAT MEEEE....
The genie flushes away, and with him, the women vanishes too.
And the handsome man became the fat mutant again.
The genie is sealed again at the deep of the sewers... But for how much? A thousand of years? A couple of weeks? Nobody knows...
Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 8th 2021 at 7:10:03 AM
Divine Burden
rhhgnnnrhghh i'm ugly again
ohhhh it ain't that way doc! You're ugly on the outside! But on the inside, you're still the handsome guy!
Fat mutants turns around and sees Big Chungus!
Thanks man.
No problem docs! Henehenehneheehneheneeheheneheehhe!
They stare at each other and kiss.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Strongest In History
Travelers Tower
KSHHHHHHHHHH
"No, don't look at that!"
"That stuff will rot your brain, you know."
Defense and X have just pulled a shutter over a TV, some mooks grumbling and walking away.
X gives a look to Defense, and they both shudder, before X gives notice to something far away...
Space Fortress Gravitas
"GRAAAAH!"
Dormant code awakens, a tall, blue robot bursting out of a pod.
"That noise... it died out. That noise that's been... HE WILL DIE!"
A surge of power near destroys the room that contained Mecha Sonic as he warps out of the base.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
The woman of the hour
Hub Centralis
Android 21 was floating above the city, looking bored as usual, she was in a laying down position, casually eating a chocolate bar
"Ugh, I'm so bored, nobody here has any power to eat or fight against"
Reprium
In the deep forests of reprium was an extremely confused and slightly scared girl
Standing pretty tall, the girl was quite pretty, and had black hair.
She was dressed in a crop top and shorts, and had her hands on her hips
"Whoever played this weird prank on me I'm over it! So you can come out now!"
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoes
[PASIO]
Hub Centralis
Nagato Yuki is enjoying some cup ramen on a bench.
"..."
Delicious! The perfect snack for an organic Data Interface.
/＼｡｡/＼
The woman of the hour
Right near our cup ramen eating friend, 21 landed, and sighed
"There's nobody even worth the effort at this point, I thought everyone was into senseless violence"
Your Jordans are fake, fake as hell. Dollar Store ass shoes
The Fat Mutant enters the toilet, licking off the remains of a taco on his hands.
someone should be pleased to nrgghh fnargh call a nuke nuclear effect be of cause nbrrfh there’s a nuclear bomb incoming coming
It heads for the toilet. Its intentions are obvious.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.