Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

Outside LeBlanc

It's Skippy!

{droidspeak:"What the?!"}

It wheels along, aiming to get a better look at the Droideka. Skippy draws its light saber just in case.

Edited by Rbade on Aug 7th 2021 at 4:07:01 AM

The Mandalorian Blockade - Star Wars: The Old Republic

The Droideka unleashes a mechanical hiss that constitutes its means of communication. Naturally, none of the humans can understand it, but Skippy can.

Agitated remark: <EXPLETIVE> off!

It curls up into a ball and rolls to avoid Tatiana's attack, then unfurls and unloads its mighty blaster cannons on the meatbags!

Edited by KiriK on Aug 7th 2021 at 6:07:28 AM

!!!

Bad! Bad guy! And rude, too.

{droidspeak:"Language, sir!"}

The droid wheels a bit over, before trying to use the Force to sling its Light Saber into position to deflect the shots from the Blaster Cannons away from the human targets.

Edited by Rbade on Aug 7th 2021 at 4:17:54 AM

{droidspeak:"<EXPLETIVE> YOU, I <EXPLETIVE> DO WHAT I <EXPLETIVE> WANT"}

The Rude Droideka stomps towards Skippy and attempts to punch it with a blaster cannon-arm.

{droidspeak:"I'M GOING TO 'SYNCHRONIZE' WITH YOUR PREDECESSOR MODEL"}

alphabravo if you see this, it's entirely separate from the Purple Worm thing, feel free to ignore everything except that, Roy and Luffy

Susana casts a barrier to protect her allies from the blasts, and both Tatiana and Paty tries to punch Droideka at the same time to avoid it attacks Skippy.

Skippy wheels backwards a slight bit, banking on the possibility that the others' punches can keep it off enough to keep. If not, it's walled.

{droidspeak:"I get that you're a battle droid, but why do you have to be so rude?"}

The shining Light Saber is yanked back by an unseen Force, and sent careening back towards Skippy - with the Droidteka between them, of course.

The Rude Droideka stumbles back from the punches, but quickly reactivates its deflector shield as it steps away, protecting itself from the saber toss as it fires its blaster cannons some more.

{droidspeak:"I am a higher-dimensional being in the form of a droid and this is how I amuse myself."}

{droidspeak:"JK I'M JUST BUGGED OR SOMETHING ANYWAY DIE"}

Edited by KiriK on Aug 7th 2021 at 7:03:09 AM

Tatiana activates her own reflector shield within her bracelets, bouncing some of the blasts away, and with some luck, back to Droideka.

Meanwhile, Paty is charging a chest beam, while Susana protects her with her barrier.

The saber skrrrts against the deflector before returning to Skippy's 'grasp', which he uses to deflect any shots headed his way..

{droidspeak:"You first, brute."}

Skippy tries to just yeet it into a building with Force power.

The Droideka gets flung into a building. Boom.

When the smoke clears, it's not there. Where did it go...?

Skippy raises its saber and goes on guard, sensing the area around itself with the Force.

{droidspeak:"No way you're dead after that love-tap..."}

Susana strenghtens her barrier.

We must be prepared for anything.

INCOMING FROM 7 O' CLOCK

The Droideka, curled up in a ball again, attempts to ram into and bulldoze over Skippy from behind and to the left a la Sonic the Hedgehog, or perhaps the more inelegant Volvidon would be a better comparison.

Edited by KiriK on Aug 7th 2021 at 7:50:28 AM

YOU LOOK CONTEMPLATIVE. YOU SHOULDN'T BE! WHAT A MAN SHOULD CONTEMPLATE IS NOT HIS PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE OR WHAT MAIDEN WILL FALL FOR HIM, BUT WHAT BEAST HE'LL BE SLAYING NEXT! ALL OTHER MATTERS ARE IRRELEVANT! AND I MUST SAY, SHOULD YOU SEEK COMPANIONSHIP, THE SLAYING OF A MIGHTY BEAR IS SURE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE AFFECTION OF MANY A PERCEPTIVE MAIDEN.

He winks.

"There!"

Having prepared 1 whole round for this, Skippy handily avoids the rollout attack.

He do be goin'.

...

Skippy tries to use the Force to launch the rolling form even faster.

Jin blinks a few times, astounded by the sheer dumbassery at play. If he had a rebuttle, it would be something like "Ok, first of all, if it has to be a woman, they have to at least be able to kick my ass, and second of all, a bear?, really, that's an insult to his power, and a waste of it as well''"

Of course, he doesn't talk like that and also would never say anything like that, but it takes a serious level of lack of awareness to sincerely make him contemplate it.

"Thank you for the... advice.", is all he says instead. Again, trying not to provoke a fight, it requires some... er, subtlety?

Hub Centralis

HEART BEAM!

Paty fires her charged beam (for 2 rounds) to the rolling ball to slow it. Tatiana tries to Smash it again, and Susana keeps her barrier on.

The Droideka zooms through the attacks with its shield, which bursts upon being hit by the Heart Beam but is enough to retain momentum, and rolls away and over the horizon with a parting shot of, {droidspeak:"SAYONARA LOSERS"}

... Well, everyone's happy.

Edited by KiriK on Aug 7th 2021 at 8:11:28 AM

Huh? It's gone away!

The 3 girls are perplexed.

Well, it will be problem for somebody else...

Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 7th 2021 at 10:07:04 AM

YOU NEED NOT TO THANK ME THROUGH WORDS FRIEND YOU WILL SIMPLY NEED TO BURY YOUR BLADE DEEPS IN THE ENTRAILS OF THE NEXT FIEND YOU SLAUGHTER AND I SHALL HEAR IT

Thor then points at him. I WOULD ALSO ASK FOR A DUEL BUT YOUR HEART IS NOT IN IT! WHAT FUN IS THERE TO BE FOUND IN A FIGHT SUCH AS THIS?! ABSURD! I WOULD RATHER MY ENEMY PAY ATTENTION TO ME OVER HIS TROUBLES! He says, seemingly figuring out Jin's train of thought.

IS A SAD MAN WHO IS SAD... SAD.

Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 7th 2021 at 3:38:56 PM

Jin looks Thor right in the eyes. That is definitely the look of someone who is not feeling it today.

"I will be going now."

Jin begins to leave. He hopes he will not be stopped.

Back to Rung (again...)

Rung gets back on his feet after stumbling a bit from the Purple Worm's attack. He then tells Roy,

"Interesting... my name is Rung, and the last thing I recall from before I got here is that I died."

The Purple Worm's tough-as-hell hide weathers the blows from Luffy's assault. It attempts to crush him with its body weight.

—

"You... died?"

Roy scratches his head.

"Not the oddest story I've heard, but... well, how did you die?"

Luffy notices the crushing attempt and decides to immediately activates Gear Fourth to gain more power. Exploding out of the resulting steam, he bounces at the massive worm to try to kick it! He uses advanced Armament Haki to try and once again bypass said impossible tough hide, and rattle the beast enough to prevent himself from being flattened!

RHINO SCHNEIDER!

He throws his entire weight forward!

...

Thor nods energetically, and decides to depart with a massive jump...

Hub Centralis Mall, restrooms

In the restroom there is a toilet.

It surely looks like a normal toilet.