Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

"It's aight, y'all. Uh... I could go for some fruit? It's been a while since I've had loquats. Always loved those."

He yawns a bit. Seems a bit tired.

Pilly, while needing to use a lot of force to do it, swings Mjolnir above her to deflect Meta Knight's stab.

The quaking causes her to lose her balance afterwards, leaving her unable to even think of dodging Thor's incoming punch. She gets launched backwards and, in mid-flight, activates her defensive buff on pure instinct.

The punch makes her drop Mjolnir too, leaving it readily available for Thor to pick up again and attack with.

She then gets smacked away by Mjolnir and crashes into the ground, barely moving afterwards. She is badly damaged, and she's probably only still in one piece because of the buff. Without it, she most likely would not have survived.

Pseudo fully awakes due to the shocks he feels from Thor's attacks. He doesn't know the context, but he sees Pilly getting attacked, and he hears Viserys shouting for Botar, and that's enough for him to act.

"Botar, this is Pseudo! Track my location and come here immediately! Pilly is in danger!", he says, taking up contact with him through a receiver.

Botar then appears in front of Pilly, heaving heard Pseudo's call. He stares Thor down, his eyes making it clear that he won't move even though Thor is undoubtedly capable of breaking him with a single enraged attack.

Cell, meanwhile, has woken up too, and is so confused and shocked by everything he's seeing that he's unable to move.

Pilly, behind Botar, attempts to get up, but finds that her legs are too damaged. So she improvises, leaning onto her back and letting her spider legs carry her instead.

"UNIT... HAS RECEIVED... CRIT-ZZZZZT-CRITICAL DAMAGE. P-PROCEED WITH-ZZZZT- FINAL SOLUTION..."

Pilly begins to glow.

"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. 30 SECONDS UNTIL DETONATION. 29... 28... 2-ZZZZT-25..."

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jul 14th 2019 at 6:53:59 PM

Fu continues searching.

"No!" Meta Knight lands and performs a drill stab.

Edited by KiriK on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:35:05 PM

Thor moves his hand at effortless speed, parrying the attacks aimed at him and attempting to push Viserys over with a shove, using impossible, godly strength to potentially toss Viserys to the farthest edge of the platform. Upon picking up his hammer, he simply swing it, with the power to utterly shatter the claymore with the draft of the swing. Both Oboro and Lucina are pushed back by it while trying to intervene.

Thor stops when he sees Botar, focusing on his hammer.

A great slight has been done against the Aesir, machine. Remove yourself from my path, or be removed from existence. he says, with an eerie amount of calmness... still, the thunder calls whenever he speak, thunderbolts raging in the background, illuminating everything in blue light every now and then.

Thunder also emanate out of his mouth and skin, making it clear that, at the moment, Thor is not some chubby god of thunder. He's a personification of strength and lightning, one that, for all his jolly attitude, can easily perform feats of strength beyond the realms of mortal.

W-wait ! She's beaten and her possession of the hammer has been revoked ! Please, stay your hand !

Thor consider Laurent, leaning his head backward to see him. He's still emotionless, though, even if he, at least, seems to be getting slower as he walk.

Edited by Bolded1 on Jul 14th 2019 at 10:50:28 AM

Viserys is pushed, but the additional boost to his strength granted to him by Sapphire Starlight nonetheless allows the Dovahkiin to at least hold out against Myth!Thor. He then draws the Infinity Sword once more and points the fiery blade at him; god or not, he wasn't about to just let this barbarian slaughter Pilly for daring to play with his toys.

"She's just a child who's under Galeem's fucking control, you bloodthirsty monster! She literally isn't in control of her actions right now! So if you absolutely must fly into a tantrum simply because she had the audacity to use your precious hammer, at least direct it towards him and Dharkon for forcing her to do so against her damn will!"

Pietro quickly dashes over to Pseudo's side.

   "Hey, Pseudo! I know this is probably a lot to wake up to, but I'll gladly give you the whole story once things aren't so hectic. For now, though, here's a quick little summary: Pilly's under someone else's control, but if we knock her out, then she'll be free!"   

He then rushes towards Pilly in a zigzag pattern, whips up a Chaos Mace, and attempts to deliver a momentum-fueled blow with it.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 14th 2019 at 11:27:54 AM

A small, spherical barrier forms around Pilly, to block Meta Knight's and Pietro's attacks.

Botar remains standing. He briefly considers raising his hand as a signal for Thor to stop, but considers that this may agitate him into attacking.

"She is an ally that has helped my people escape a doomed world and find a new, safe one. I owe it to her to protect her, even if it means my demise.", Botar replies, making it clear to Thor that he knows he can't win.

"But I ask you to consider that she would not have been capable of doing this were it not for Galeem's possession. Isn't it he who has indirectly insulted your power?"

On the edge of the battlefield, some water begins to form. Nothing happens though, as Botar glances at it for a split second and subtly gives it a 'wait for it' signal.

Pseudo, meanwhile, after Pietro's quick explanation, tries to make his way over to Pilly. Considering that she's on a countdown to self-destruction, he has to try to stop her, otherwise she'll be destroyed no matter what Thor decides to do.

Her damage messing with the countdown makes things even worse, seeing as they have less time than they think because of it.

"24... 2-ZZZZZT-19... 18... 17..."

Cell, for his part, just observes. Seeing as he doesn't know these people, and nobody focuses on him at all, he doesn't feel threatened, and as such not a need to escape. Yet.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jul 14th 2019 at 8:30:11 PM

Fu finds the moment Thor was boasting about. He then promptly 'freezes' the image and 'sets it aside' to deal with Pilly.

The time manipulator simply attempts to put up a barrier wall in front of her to block her movement.

Meta Knight begins charging another Upper Calibur.

Edited by KiriK on Jul 14th 2019 at 1:32:19 PM

Frontier Village

Chris would sigh, Breaking up the conversation. "We Really need to investigate that lightning..." Chris would begin to get ready to go, but geralt would stop him. "I saw a bounty board around the centre of town last night. They might have some pay up for us doing that if we check for a bounty." Otto would nod in approval, while riki jumps up and down. "Riki come too, Riki want to investigate Lightning, Riki also want to make money to feed family. Riki say Win Win!"

Thor consider them, though he doesn't seems to really care about Viserys at all, calmly listening to this point... or, more accurately, preparing himself to attack in a second.

He does seems to relent, though he does so by raising his hand and snapping, ceasing the thunder.

Then perhaps I'll forgive her. But the next time Mjolnir is lifted by the hands of a mortal, I will stop at nothing to lay waste to them, and you will find that no amount of allies or protection will save you from me.

He quickly smiles and blinks, eyeing Pilly.

A MERE BREEZE SHOULD NOW BE ENOUGH TO WIN ! he declares. The Sheperds do not act on it yet.

Viserys just stares down Myth!Thor, slowly lowering the Infinity Sword.

"Vain, greedy, and cruel... How in Oblivion did I ever think you were honorable?"

Pietro dashes right behind Pilly, then attempts to hold her in place until Pseudo can do whatever it is he plans on doing.

   "Hold still, kid, this is all gonna be over soon!"   

"I'm just gonna call it: this Thor's Odin must be a really crappy dad, if he just lets his son act like an overgrown baby who's disturbingly obsessed with violence and throws a psychotic hissy fit whenever someone besides him uses that stupid mallet."

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:24:30 PM

Botar looks relieved, then subtly gestures that it's not needed. The puddles disappear, nobody the wiser that they were ever there to begin with.

"If that breeze can get past her barrier. It's too small for me to get in and teleport her out of it."

Blocking Pilly's movement won't help in stopping the countdown. And grabbing her won't work either seeing as she still has her barrier up.

Noticing Pseudo approaching though, Botar helps out by warping Pseudo over to Pilly.

"Thanks. Alright, the shutdown code... the shutdown code..."

Beat

He starts punching the sides of his head.

"AGH! What's wrong with my memory banks? I remember the codes but I don't remember which one is the shutdown code! ... 80% of my attacks are missing too, and I have new ones I'm not supposed to have!"

"16... 15... 14... 13..."

As the countdown gets lower, the Assassin Satellite Cannon's Spirit starts to shine too.

"Okay... okay... I do remember which one makes her drop her barrier. Um..."

Pilly then gains a Final Smash aura, and Botar flinches.

"No! Right now!? If she uses it and it lasts more than 13 seconds..."

"15-17-22-10-7-20!"

Pilly's barrier drops, but then the sound of an activating Final Smash rings through the area...

"Run!", Pseudo calls out.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jul 14th 2019 at 9:18:44 PM

The Sheperds prepare for the worst, but Thor doesn't seems to be really bothered, not even looking at Viserys as he begins to spin his hammer.

—

Nanza and Vivenette are busy staring at one another, both attempting not to blink. They're inside Markath, and Nanza has some bandages on her arms and neck. They are both concentrated, with their weapons nowhere to be seen.

Turn away, will you !

No, I'm winning this contest !

No, you're not !

Yes I am !

No, you're not !

Yes I am !

No, you're not !

Yes I am !

You are an idiot !

Yes I a... BITCH !

Edited by Bolded1 on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:23:54 PM

Fu tries to topple Pilly with a kiai.

Meta Knight vanishes again with Dimensional Cape.

Markarth

Rin comes hovering down toward Nanza and Vivenette. She immediately stops and facepalms. Ugh, these two again...

Instead of leaving or trying to get their attention, though, she just stays in the air and watches.

Edited by KiriK on Jul 14th 2019 at 2:28:55 PM

Frontier Village

"Very well, then. Let's go make some coin, eh?"

Thranix finished what remained of his food before taking a long drink of his mug.

"Oh, and before I forget, do you want to come along, Otto? I feel it's only right to ask."

The Wyvern Esper tried to stabilize itself, before succumbing to the superior piloting of Domon and the Burning Gundam. Automatic systems could only do so much, it seems.

"You... do that," Megan replied to Bec, confusedly. "Gods, this is ass-backwards."

Megan rushed over to the access hatch on the underside of the Wyvern Esper's throat. It was right below where the glowing red bit would be on an actual deviljho. and was currently sealed shut — likely due to whatever caused such an incredible malfunction. Megan, having none of that, amped up the ki and mana in her foot, before proceeding to try and kick that damned lock into the open positioned.

"Open, damnit!"

Tiamat thought for a moment, before doing the whole "bind to Ansar" thing again, and just straight-up conjuring in a bowl of fresh fruit — loquats and all.

"I miss being able to do things like this whenever I wished. It was so... convenient. 'Where are my keys?' 'Oh that's right, I can just make them,'" she mumbled to herself, before turning back to Rbade. "Here you are, Rbade. I hope these are to your liking."

There was a slight twinge in her voice. It almost seemed like trepidation or fear — although, not an overwhelming kind of fear. More like stage fright, if anything.

"Ooh, fresh fruit. Nice!"

Nanza slaps Vivenette for her trickery, causing Vivenette to look away and notice Rin.

Oh, behold ! 'Tis Rin !

Why are you speaking like an old woman all of a sudden ? Ohhh, wait, maybe you're just acting your age, with your white hair !

My white hair is exotic ! It makes me unique ! Your hair color is black, fittingly boring !

justwaitasecond Hey Rin, how is it goin' ?

Edited by Bolded1 on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:27:31 PM

Deciding that he probably ought to deal with Myth!Thor later, Viserys turns his attention to Pilly and lets loose a shout of "Fus... Ro Dah!", sending an Unrelenting Force hurtling towards her.

Pietro dashes straight towards Pilly, conjures a Chaos Power Fist on his hand, and attempts to strike her with a momentum-enhanced uppercut.

The kiai, Unrelenting Force and Pietro's attack pass through Pilly, as she's just activated her Final Smash, granting a brief moment of invulnerability.

She then starts to float a little, her spider leg tips opening up while she raises both of her hands. She starts charging Annihilator Beam lasers in all of them. Those in the spider legs will naturally be smaller, but not that much less powerful.

Botar tries to warp everyone behind Pilly the moment she opens fire, her Spirit-boosted beams shredding through the area, but regardless of whether or not they let him, Pilly will start turning around while firing, aiming towards the side that has the most people in it.

"12... 11-ZZZZZT-8... 7..."

Botar, thinking quickly, warps Pseudo onto her back, to which he clings with his own spider legs. He'll be safe from the Final Smash there, but he'll have to think of the right code quickly, or else.

Botar would keep warping everyone else around, but right after he warped Pseudo he has to warp himself, otherwise he'd have been hit by the lasers. The others would have to survive on their own for at least 7 seconds longer.

Rey shrugs. "The hotel has a party room, right? Let's go pop in the movie. We can bring the food with us, too."

Burning Gundam continues holding down the Wyvern Esper for Megan. "Hurry... it... up!" Domon shouts.

Fu realizes his mistake at the last second and teleports out of the way on his own.

Meta Knight reappears after Botar has already gotten behind Pilly, resulting in him eating death laser.

"Just... fine," Rin says awkwardly. "How many times have you two tried to kill each other since we last met?"

Bec Noir leaned back against a rock, laughing at the mech-wrestling he was witnessing.

Laurent cast a Barrier unto himself and the two other Sheperds, and they do their best to try to avoid the final smash. He struggle the most, though, so Lucina warp her arm around him and begin to run around the beams. In the final seconds, though, they're struck and fall over, dazed even with the barrier. Oboro cannot help, since the beams are starting to pin her down.

Thor is able to handle himself, though he thank Botar with a thumb up. He begins to make his way for Lucina and Laurent and tank a few beams for them, getting harmed in the process but not minding the pain.

HAHA ! I SHOULD GET THAT SPIRIT !

—

Two.

She's... joking. We've just fought.

And I won.

One time out of five.

Please, I carried out of this realm after the spirit fight, you should be grateful.

Yeah, and... thanks. says Nanza, swallowing her pride, for once.

... I won though.

Aw come on now !

Edited by Bolded1 on Jul 14th 2019 at 12:56:34 PM

Spreading his wings that came with Sapphire Starlight, Viserys takes flight to evade the oncoming lasers.

"By the Nine!"

Pietro simply relies on his speed to outrun the lasers, dashing around the area to narrowly avoid being blasted into oblivion.

   "Okay, no one let this hammer-swinging maniac get his hands on that goddamn Spirit!"   

"Dammit, Pseudo, this really isn't the time for a big dramatic, last second save! If you're gonna do something, then hurry the the hell up and do it now before it's too late!"

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 14th 2019 at 1:13:42 AM

"Wait, I remember! 7-3-20-22-10-"

"6... 5... 4-ZZZZZZZT-"

"4-17-23-16-6!"

The lasers cease to be completely and Pilly descends back to the ground. Her eyes stop shining, as does her Spirit, and her Final Smash aura disappears.

"UNIT...SHUTTING...Doooooooooo..."

Pilly then collapses on the ground, and Pseudo gets off of her, sighing in relief for a moment, then looking her over, concerned.

"Her body can be repaired. But if her internal systems are too damaged..."

Galeem's aura starts to leave her, and the Assassin Satellite Cannon's Spirit gets separated from her. Luckily it stays shrunken down.

As Botar approaches, Pseudo gets back up, looking confused and agitated.

"Now can someone tell me what's going on here!?"

Cell, despite his usual nature and behavior, gets just a little closer as well, but only because he wants answers.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Jul 14th 2019 at 10:15:59 AM

Thor uses his godly speed to acquire the spirit !

NOW I WILL PROCEED TO SNEAK UP BEHIND GALEEM, AND SMASH HIM WITH A PLANET !

With all due respect, this seems to be a delicate entreprise. says Lucina.

...... I miss Hoshido. says Oboro, her back on the ground, showing that the lasers were very close to hitting her.

Edited by Bolded1 on Jul 14th 2019 at 1:17:32 AM

Meta Knight lives!... barely. His mask appears to have been vaporized. Instead of immediately warping away, however, he just looks at the others and says, "Not a word."

Fu puts his hands up defensively. "Hey, I'm not gonna say anything about it."

"But you just did."

"That doesn't count and you know it!" Fu sighs and pulls back his image of Thor dropping a chunk of planet on Galeem.

Meta Knight turns to Pseudo. "Galeem, the winged entity you can see high in the sky above us now, unleashed an attack that converted much of the Arena's populace into spirits or puppets to be controlled by them. Dharkon, the tentacled monster across from Galeem, came in after Galeem's initial defeat and stole control of some of his puppets away. Now they are at war."

Rin laughs at the bickering duo.

"With all this tension, you might as well just kiss already!"

Edited by KiriK on Jul 14th 2019 at 3:19:45 AM

They move up and down a lot, though more out of surprised indignation.

I'm into dudes ! And even if I were into girls, I wouldn't be with her ! Just look at her naggingness !

That's not a word ! And beside, I have a fiancé ! says Vivenette, proudly.

Nanza quietly make the sign of the cross.