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"I'm making a little "super saiyan simulator". Tryna figure out how to go to the next level."
"Despite it's severe lack of good looks, this thing uses my genetic code. So, it's probably pretty accurate data."
"I have no idea what a Super Saiyan is" she replies, looking confused.
"Also, if it shares your genetic code, is it, like, your child?"
"I mean, I guess it's my child, but if so I'm not exactly being a great dad to it."
"Super Saiyan is a type of transformation my species and their predecessors could utilize."
He starts to sew the little thing back together.
"How interesting. Does this transformation have any perks?" She asks.
She then smirks and says "Yeah. You do seem like a terrible parent."
"Yeah. There are many variants, but overall, they multiply your power. It's insane. Most other races transformations double their power if their lucky. The generic, basic Golden Saiyan transformation multiplies your energy fifty times over."
He looks her over.
"You don't look like a Subsaiyan, and you're definitely not a purebred. But I bet you could still…"
He waves the scalpel.
"How would you like to be a guinea pig? First human to transform into a Super?"
edited 27th Jan '18 10:58:08 PM by Rbade
She touches her bandaged arm.
"I have already been messed with, and I have my doubts on my status as human, but I can be a test dummy," she says, getting closer to Oca.
His grin widens to cheshire cat levels. He didn't actually expect her to take it seriously, or accept. But fucken hell, waste not want not!
He brushes the blob away. The blob's fur straightens up and turns golden. It starts to hover away. He can find it again later. It can go to town for now.
"Alright, lay down right here."
"What's your blood type?"
She heads over to the table and lays down, quickly making sure the bandages are not caught on anything.
"I'm an AB positive." she says as she waits.
"Great, I'm AB negative."
He takes out one of the S-Glands. It looks kinda yellow/green, with a few tube/thread/vein-things sticking out the sides. It subtly pulses with energy.
"Alright. These don't grow in any particular spot, but still… you got any openings in your physiology? I'd hate to just rip you open and find that there isn't any room to squeeze this in."
edited 27th Jan '18 11:21:50 PM by Rbade
She inhales a bit as if preparing for something. Suddenly, the bandages on her arm loosen as a blade of wind suddenly strikes her on the middle right side of her body, making a slice. Inside, there should be enough room for the gland.
"T-this should work, right?" she asks, grimacing from the pain.
"Yup! A few more spots would be good, but just one should at least let you turn into a Pseudo."
He whips out a syringe, snitches a bit of her hair, shoves the hair into the syringe, waits like ten seconds, and injects the syringe into the gland. It wobbles a bit.
"Alright, the micro machine mutants in here should be attuning it to your genetic structure and physiology. It should fit right in after a couple hours."
He just sort of moves to shove it in the hole.
"Interesting..." she mutters to herself, still in pain from the slice she made on herself.
"Well, I think I have an area near my heart that is empty, but I'll leave you to make that incision." she then says.
He just sort of cuts out a slab of flesh near the heart, takes out and prepares another gland, and shoves it in.
"So, these should increase your ultimate power, but you still need to train if you want true strength. The transformations multiply your base power, so if you want to get a lot stronger, you gotta increase your basic strength too. Anyways, two top of the line S-Glands should either let your transform into a Pseudo Super Saiyan, which should grant you a multiplier around twenty five times, along with regenerating stamina and minor physical regeneration, or a Golden Saiyan, which gives you the extra stamina along with a times fifty power boost."
"I prescribe refilling the holes with flesh, and dunking them in some of this."
He whips out a few bottles and cans: an HP Drink Z, HP Drink 50, Double Drink 50, Ki Drink Z, and Penicillin.
"Soak the wounds in one of the HP Drinks, and drink the rest. The Ki Drink should fill your body with the right type of energy to multiply, though from what I can tell you have some already."
Should he have seen her heart, he might have noticed some eye-shaped marks on it.
"Thanks for the meds... I think I will get to that soon" she says while just laying there,
"Yeah. You know what, maybe I oughta do it myself."
He pops the HP Drink Z and pours half of it over both wounds.
He hands her the HP Drink 50 and the Ki Drink Z, setting the antibiotics and Double Drink down.
"Alright, drink up! These should make em settle right in!"
She winces as the liquid comes in contact with her open wounds, and she begins drinking the liquids handed to her.
She just sighs a bit after finishing the drinks.
"All right, you should be pretty much healed up and full of energy right now! And I mean full."
"Here are your medications in case you need any more of a pick me up…"
He hands her the Double Drink Z and the penicillin.
"Alright. First of all, try just firing a basic ki blast. I recommend using the arm made of flesh."
He raises his own left arm to the side, and fires a basic burst of energy. Not aimed at her, just to give her an idea.
"Just sort of get a firm grasp on some of your ki, and shove it out."
She raises her arm and imagines shoving a ball of energy out.
A small, pale pink ball forms and goes flying out of her fleshy arm. Oddly enough, a dull glow emanates from her bandaged arm.
"Excellent! Now… for turning into a Super. Honestly, I dunno how it'll work, but with those engineered glands you have at least enough potential to transform. It probably won't work immediately, but when you do unlock it, just take your ki, and focus on it, compress it into a single spot… and let it erupt, expounding your energy in all directions! At least at first. After a bit it'll become instinctual. But, since your human, that'll probably take a while. You'll need some heavy emotional or physical trauma to push you to your first transformation."
"Also, I'm really curious about ki uses effects on your arm. Expiriment! See if you can like fire a poison laser out of it or something."
"Can I have a picture of my first willing client?"
"Sure, you can get a photo."
She yawns and suddenly passes out on the table, the bandages unraveling to reveal nothing underneath, almost like that arm never existed. Regardless, she is now asleep on the table.
He whips out a camera and takes a couple photos of her, then the cuts, then her arm cause that thing is weird.
He teleports out, confident that this was probably useful for something.
At Primordia, a shiny man of silver and blue is seen wandering around the place. He seems to have no visible face. He is wearing a chain with a symbol on it...
edited 28th Jan '18 7:21:22 PM by Jareththeking
A certain WAAAAAAA Aluigi is WAAAAAAing around.
He's holding a can of New Coke.
edited 28th Jan '18 7:23:54 PM by Rbade
Dramatically, the man turns around, and looks at the direction of Waluigi. The symbol on his chain can be clearly seen. It is only apparent that this shiny guy is the one and only Pepsiman!.
He looks at the drink that Waluigi is holding...
Waluigi looks at him, WAAAs aggressively, and throws the can of coke at him.
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