I'm working on mine, should be done by tomorrow or the day after.

How op is "Sends out spores that control everyone in a hundred meters except for those who have awakened auras" for a semblance? Cuz that's what I'm thinking of for the devil.

Good to be back

@Troy: Pretty damn OP.

Also, posting an updated calendar.

Months of the Remnant Calendar

Dates from Folium to Crystallum are the same as the 2013 calendar, and dates from Novus to Aurum are the same as the 2014 calendar.

• Month of Novus (January)
  • Novus 1: New Year
  • Novus 2: Legend Day (A day for remembering the War)
  • Novus 12: Alexia's Birthday
  • Novus 18: Seth's Birthday

• Month of Cor (February)
  • Cor 8: Imuka's Birthday
  • Cor 9: Silvia's Birthday
  • Cor 10-12: Exams again

• Month of Ignis (March)
  • Ignis 6: Ai's Birthday
  • Ignis 18: Pius's Birthday

• Month of Felicitas (April)
  • Felicitas 1: Felicitas Fool's Day

• Month of Flos (May)
  • Flos 24: Chelsea's Birthday
  • Flos 26: Flower Day

• Month of Finem (June)
  • Finem 1-7: Faunus-Human Unity Week
  • Finem 5: Remus' Birthday
  • Finem 11: Stormer's Birthday
  • Finem 23-27: Vytal Festival

• Month of Aurum (July)
  • Aurum 6: Olivia's Birthday
  • Aurum 9: Alice's Birthday
  • Aurum 13-15: Final Exams

• Month of Folium (August)
  • Folium 2: Creation Day (A sort of Thanksgiving)
  • Folium 5: Hope's Birthday
  • Folium 9: Cyanea's Birthday

• Month of Tempestas (September)
  • Tempestas 9: Start of School Year (The day before Initiation)
  • Tempestas 14: Lover's Day
    • So yeah, Tempestas 13 is Friday. What a perfect day for a panty raid!
  • Tempestas 24: Medus' Birthday
  • Tempestas 26: Dolores' Birthday
  • Tempestas 28: Charisse's Birthday
  • Tempestas 29: Carol's Birthday

• Month of Umbra (October)
  • Umbra 1: Jack's Birthday
  • Umbra 13: Ieria's Birthday
  • Umbra 20: Ghatz's Birthday
  • Umbra 28: Alfred's Birthday, as far as anyone knows or cares
  • Umbra 29: Gaston's Birthday
  • Umbra 30 (Should this be 31?): Day of the Dead (For most Vale people)

• Month of Ventus (November)
  • 4th: Rufus' Birthday
  • Ventus 5: Yun's Birthday
  • Ventus 10: Naima's Birthday
  • Ventus 10-12: Beacon Academy Exams
  • Ventus 13: Sophie's Birthday
  • Ventus 31: Glen's Birthday

• Month of Crystallum (December)
  • Crystallum 15: Beth's Birthday
  • Crystallum 21: Lucas' Birthday
  • Crystallum 20-Novus 6: Winter Break
  • Crystallum 25: Midwinter Day/Beacon Midwinter Ball

A few more things: I don't think I have everyone's birthdays confirmed or denied, and Zealous hasn't posted in half a week and kept their character up to speed. Cara is floating in Offscreen Inertia; her last post had her going to help Yun and the others with the battle, and she didn't even participate in it.

edited 25th Oct '15 8:38:09 PM by Insano

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Yeah... Sorry about that.

For the most part, the things I want to participate in tend to happen while I'm asleep... -_-;

I'm done here.

yeah that happens.

Oh, I see. What timezone do you live in, Zealous?

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Okay, need to get anew semblance

Good to be back

Ultimate Beacon Recap. Narrated by Alfred Tarantula of Team STNG

Right, Glynda gave me some annoying ass punishment so I have to write about things that happened because apparently I'm a stalker who knows everything that happens in this school.

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• That redhead who thinks he can write poetry and some guy whose name is Yun or something both jerk off Whitey-Knightey for his moves as he aims to do exactly what I did (that is impale something from above) but in a more flashy manner. Which utterly fucking blows up in his face as the creature actually flies and smashes him with that heavy gauntlet guy.
• Alexia meanwhile is surprisingly brutal in her approach to combat; I mean I thought she'd be all about HONOR, PRIDE, GOODNESS, KITTENS AND RAINBOWS. Anyway she beheads the monster fighting them as that other guy in their team shoots arrows into the thing.
• Later as we get to the evening. Lexi gets worried about her grades for a second before jumping off in excitement because of some fancy art museum on a ship, which sounds like a waste of a goddamn vehicle to me more than anything. You consider everything that doesn't help you a waste though. And that Lucas gets a call from the Royal Intelligence Agency? Apparently he apprehended some girl named Rebecca and they need to talk with some other guys or something.
• Prosthetics Guy is as confused as I am about what could be so interesting about money, time and material wasted only to create something to jack off a king's ego.
• Gauntlet Guy sleeps on the couch which he will regret later.
• I joke around going on a date to the art place and Lexi takes it too seriously, after that I do a double entendre about fucking her in the ship and that freaking Windy ruins the moment while looking for her little pet lovebird. Goddamnit Windy.
• Hammer-Tard looks for some girl named Naima as she appears in the dorm. Aww I'm so proud of him gaining cour- oh wait. Obvious romance is obvious. Next!
• The agency tells Lucas he has to keep his mouth shut. Or ELSE! Well, she didn't say what will happen if they don't but whatever I want to be melodramatic.

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• Prosthetics guy apparently has a secret boyfriend. And it is, for some unknown reason, really damn interesting for Windy. Why would someone be so interested in someone else's romantic rendezvous'? It just sounds uninteresting and vomit inducing. Probably has something to do with the fact that not everybody is allergic to love Alfred. Yeah I know, it's so damn dumb.
• That annoying mechanic girl worked on something in the dorm workshop.
• Headbutter (Glen) also has no idea what a museum is. Well, I feel like I should make a joke here but I didn't know even what a museum was until 2 years ago myself. So I dunno
• Hammer-Tard talks with Naima and they excite over mythical tales, for once I get them. Looking at the fantasies of humans in the past is amusing. Especially with how stupid and unrealistic some of them are. Also Prosthetics guy calls his boyfriend and tells us his name, Gregor Samson, Beetle Faunus doctor.
• Windy wonders about Lando's gay relationships. Well, I guess people have gotten excited about less interesting things about their gods. It was in relation to how homosexual couples are accepted in Mistral of course. After which her pet finally finds her and does lovey-dovey crap to her that makes me want to puke. And they talk about her new weapon design. Boots with boosters and blades in them, they're apparently going to be used more for scaling walls and stuff. Apparently she doesn't realize how damn useful those damn blades and boosters can be.
• Meanwhile that split-personality girl cuddles with gauntlet guy and takes pictures while they're asleep. I imagine they're going to fuck each other soon enough.
• Redhead Poet… Well, he does something. I'm not sure what exactly. First he complains about Prosthetics Guy having a boyfriend, because apparently that matters to him too for some reason. Then he rants about how Prosthetics is … An asshole I think? Then he says something about justice and then about his family and I'm pretty sure this guy's a fucking basket case because I have no fucking idea what the hell this guy is even talking about.
• Naima and Ghatz continue to talk about Literature and they're so damn obviously going to fuck and be lovey-dovey that I feel like I'm reading a cliché romance novel. Also they talk about books and endless libraries, now that sounds like a fun place to live in, just reading History books until I die peacefully. That's a nice life.
• Prosthetic's boyfriend picks up the call and the doctor talks about fucking with him out loud and goes AWWWW LAWDY I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT OUT LOUD. I'M SO CLUMSY AREN'T I? And Windy laughs because that's just… Downright hilarious or something, fuck if I know. I don't really find other people telling me about their sex lives hilarious. Seriously I've seen other people's sex lives plenty of times. I wish I knew less about sex lives actually. That was a damn misery as a bodyguard I wish I could forget.
• Hammer-tard asks that girl on a date. Finally. NEXT!

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• Lexi takes my jokes too seriously and punches me in the face. I really wish she would just know how to chill and get a sense of humor at times like these. Anyway she's angry because apparently I did something horrible by joking apparently.
• Gauntlet guy wakes up, and Fisty's annoyed at her grade because she was with the psycho with split personalities. I think she might not realize how much of a psycho she herself is. Then due to the grades her and her pet are planning to do shady things to up their grades for the fight.
• Meanwhile I try to get on Lexi's good side after that joke. She tells me to go away and I refuse because she acts like the victim of a damn car-crash. I explain to her that surprise surprise, living as a street urchin might mean you're not used to lawful society. She apologizes, and admits she's overreacting, at least that naiveté has some good things to it. Apologizing for dealing with your bullshit does not count as a good attribute Al. However that doesn't help the fact that she has no idea what the actual problem is and keeps telling me that being raised by the street has nothing to do with how I act and I shouldn't blame it. Nor the fact that she fucking called me "Her Knight" entirely seriously, made me actually damn vomit. It's not her fault you're allergic to kindness either. Oh fuck you.
• Naima agrees that the two go on a date because of course they do. They go training, because of course they do. Obvious romance is obvious. There is a ghost there that helps that Naima girl with the relationship? I dunno, I'll just dismiss it as "crazy shit". Oh also Hammertard blushes. Cute. And of course, by cute I mean that it makes my stomach turn.

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• Prosthetic's boyfriend knows how to nickname his boyfriend. If by "Knows how to nickname" I meant that it's so goddamn cheesy and bad I wouldn't be surprised if they actually took that name from an actual romantic comedy, "Country-Fried Genius Boy".Ergh, just writing that thing made me feel bad.
• Fisty agrees to Noiri's scheme and agrees to follow her lead, probably the opposite of what happens when they're fucking. Bow-guy has a secret conversation with Lucas, they're going to interrogate Becky or whatever.
• The two mechanic girls have a talk about how clean the workshop is, as that apparently worries that annoying one who complimented that shithead Gas-whatever for his singing that ruined my breakfast. Personally I have no idea why I mean most of my stuff is not organized at all unless it is important. I mean did you see my hair?
• Red Poet and Whitey Knightey talk about shit. I dunno how that Whitey manages to actually understand the shit Poet says. He whines about nightmare and his childhood or some shit, typical wangsty stupidity. NEXT!
• Two days passed, and the Golden arrived in Vale, Alexia invited me out of necessity and Whitey out of… Well, after the stupid shit that happened. I have no idea why she didn't just get him alone at first, but I honestly prefer me being with her in such a place where assassination is incredibly likely. She was pretty nervous about us exploding at each other violently though, for good reason. I despise him more than I hate most people, and that's quite a feat.
• The meeting that the agency organized has been executed, and Lucas, Poet Bow-Guy and Imuka landed.
• Gauntlet Guy went to The Highest Tower and tried to talk to Ozpin, who wasn't there, crazy bastard. Then the guy realized he's going to have to speak to Ozpin's Whore instead, honestly I'm more scared of my captain than Goodwhore. Captain had some really fucking crazy punishments, Goodwhore's are just boring and annoying, they just don't compare.

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• Yun Greets Alexia. Whitey is being an annoying piece of shit that is only right about me being "Irredeemable." But being "Irredeemable" doesn't really mean much to me, so yeah I lack the ability to care.
• That girl who eats a lot of muffins was eating breakfast before Prosthetics guy asked her for fashion advice. Don't know why it is so important what you wear when you go somewhere but I don't really care. Headbutter advises him and has no idea how to contact his clan via radio. The fact that his clan has radio surprises me. Anyway Poet complains about nightmares and killing as a child and finding pleasure in it, something about the guy's family or something. Look I don't even know. He's one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it. So I'm going to give this guy's words a minimal amount of value of any sort.
• Lexi gets embarrassed because she forgot I'm asexual and was for no reason scared that her skirt is too short, or maybe she just secretly wants to annoy me by acting "Cute". And by cute, I mean annoying. Also she demands I behave myself, which is something I already planned to do, I don't need my profile higher after pissing off two freaking princesses, seriously.
• Lillia Argent, the woman who called Lucas appeared. They go into the facility and she tells them not to touch anything. In other words, they go into the Super Secret Spy Stuff Lair.
• Meanwhile Gauntlet Guy asks Whorewitch where Ozpin is which is in utter and complete surprise (except not), classified information. He continues to ask her while defying her insistence that he doesn't need to know because he apparently has sessions with him? If the guy has sessions with him, I've got to ask him about how crazy Ozpin is one time and if he knows any dirty secrets.

Now that I'm over with this bullshit it's that Yun guy's turn to do shit. I'm gonna go do something that's actually fucking fun bye.

There, finally posted this.

edited 3rd Oct '14 10:52:13 PM by LiorVal

I take it Alfread's going to talk to Jack?

Good to be back

Possibly. Also, it's Alfred.

Isn't Jack a Blood Knight though? They're not going to like each other. At all.

edited 3rd Oct '14 11:02:22 PM by LiorVal

Jack also has a near supernatural ability to find someone's berserk button and smash it as hard as possible with a sledgehammer.

It will end in violence.

edited 3rd Oct '14 11:02:53 PM by TroyandHawk

Good to be back

time to grab the knockout arrows...

I'm half debating having Jack slowly become immune to those...

Good to be back

Al doesn't do violence much. He actually usually tries to avoid fighting people as a first solution to stuff.

Unless you fucking ruin his cheesesteak breakfast.

Nobody ruins Al's cheesesteak breakfast.

Jack hates Bullies, Al has shown some abrasive qualities...Eeyup.

Good to be back

Welp, I am going to go to bed, but before I do I wanted to note something that I noticed a few nights back but keep forgeting to mention.

All the groups that have done forced augmentation of girls have focused on a different element.

• Luna did physical augmentation.
• Stella did mental/neural augmentation.
• Arcana^note please correct me if it was not them that modified Becky have done aural/spiritual modification.

....That was completely unintentional. Good find.

Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.

Double post: Yeah, waiting on Ferg a bit, before Lexi goes to talk to Pius.

Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.

Well, in that case I am going to take my leave for bed now, sorry Insano, I tried to wait until we got to a point to end, or some one else showed up, I dont like leaving people hanging, and since some one showed up, sorry. >.<

What, no comment about the recap Grim?

;_;

You're tearing me apart!

edited 3rd Oct '14 11:42:36 PM by LiorVal

...Er, finally?

Nah, just messing with you. Typical Al...

Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.

Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult to my writing ability.

Nah. I was basically saying "Yup. That is definitely Al. That asshole."

Nothing is what it seems. Master of Shipping and Sadism.

Still doesn't tell me if that was good or not. I'm joking anyway.

Yo Grim you got my PM right?

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