Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
What he said. ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
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"This one summer my parents dropped me off at this summer camp. Three years later, I started to get the feeling they weren't coming back for me."
Grr... <3
Decent punchline, but out of context, a little flat.
no u
I found a note on my iPad regarding random funny things I made up. Here's some I like:
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"Ge-Ge-orge-George's house-"
"Yes, what about it?" asked Lea nonchalantly.
"It's-well-" here Cameron pointed to George's burning house, "-see-it's-it's on fire!"
"Is it." said Lea, her tone not changing. She walked up to the burning house, pulled out a cigarette, lit it on the flames of George's house, and put the cigarette in her mouth.
Cameron he couldn't believe Lea would be so apathetic to the burning down of her brother's house.
Lea noticed Cameron's shocked expression. "Oh, you didn't know I smoked?"
}{
"A surprise?" said Nick. Octavia nodded.
"What's a surprise?" asked Rose.
"It's...it's when you don't know something-"
"Oh," said Rose, cutting off Nick's explanation. "I like not knowing things."
"That would explain why you're so happy all the time."
}{
"And this is Sophie, the brains of the operation."
"I am?"
}{
There was a knock on the door.
"Who's there?" said Lucy to the door. "Friend or Foe?"
"Implying anyone's going to answer 'foe'..." muttered Bianca.
Lucy elbowed Bianca in the arm.
"Mmm?" said someone from behind the door.
"Friend or Foe?" Lucy repeated.
"Foe."
Bianca looked at Lucy with surprise. Lucy returned her look with a triumphant smirk.
"We...appreciate your honesty." said Bianca as she pulled out a shotgun.
edited 26th Oct '16 7:21:18 AM by chloso
This is the end of my post.
This is a zombie thread. You are fine.
It is a decent joke.