All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

Goodness. All the fanfics are becoming super dark and depressing. We need something upbeat. Here, these two aren't depressing. And neither is that sloth one from earlier. Sloths are the opposite of depressing.

Question: In Arctic Rim, is Anna brain-dead, or in a coma? If it's the latter, there's hope (and a possible awesome sequel), if it's the former, the depression multiplies.

There's a recurring theme in several fictions of Hans being the sisters' butlers.

You know, as if this was Seinfeld or something lol

I haven't seen any like that, but this has piqued my curiosity. Are any of these "Hans butler" fics any good? How does he become their butler? Does he still try and discreetly kill them? I'm getting a mental image of Hans going, "Your sandwich is ready, Princess Anna!" and there's a ticking bomb inside. Actually, that could still work in the context of the movie without him being a butler, now that I think about it...

It sounds like brain-death to me.

You know, there's no brain death in the fanfic with the sloth. It remains a happy, healthy sloth and it's not depressing at all. Just sayin'.

I need to work on the second half of that.

The sloth one or Arctic Rim? Because if you wrote Arctic Rim, you're awesome.

He wrote the sloth one. Which still makes him awesome.

We were trying to have a conversation about Arctic Rim, actually. I'd appreciate if you'd stop derailing every time it comes up.

I'm not stopping you from talking about whatever fanfic you want in this thread. It's fine.

In that case...

I feel as though Anna almost HAS to be brain-dead or otherwise permanently indisposed to keep Team Frozen Heart down and hammer in the point that this is the beginning of the end for the Jaeger Program.

edited 13th Apr '14 9:37:27 AM by maxwellelvis

Yes, but if she's only comatose, then we get an awesome sequel.
I think it should take the best of both worlds: Love can thaw a Frozen Heart (Anna wakes up, Pacific Rim happens with the sisters) but also There are no heroes in a world where heroes can't die (They die in the end).

That's not an awesome sequel, that's the movie with two more deaths.

I look at this, and I see a story that, like Pacific Rim, doesn't necessarily need a sequel, as it wraps up everything in one package.

edited 13th Apr '14 12:21:41 PM by maxwellelvis

In the meantime, plotbunny: Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite) opens a tear into Arendelle. Hilarity Ensues?

Also, to answer earlier question:

I was unaware there was a difference between "brain-dead" and "coma". The open-endedness was very much intentional, not the least because I couldn't decide on how I'd want to end it. You *could* read it optimistically as Anna survived and made a full recovery but because (as far as I could tell from research, anyway) non-ruling royals apparently don't really have any duties, that's why Elsa has to constantly fly back to Oslo but Anna isn't with her. Alternately, you could rewatch Pacific Rim and catch the little line of dialogue from when Stacker is recruiting Raleigh - "You were, in fact, my first choice [of pilot]. All the other Mark-3 pilots are dead."

Buuuuut, I *was* toying with the idea of a sequel. Main blocks come from the fact that I don't know if I'd have the patience to work out just how I'd mesh it with the events of Pacific Rim proper, as well as how I've pretty much mined most of the usable Frozen references already.

edited 16th Apr '14 9:07:45 AM by PRC4Eva

The difference between brain dead and coma is that comas can actually be recovered from.
But anyway, it's a really good fic. Depressing as fuck, but good.

Still kinda wish you'd go for "True Love Thaws a Frozen Heart" and "There are no heroes in a world where heroes can't die".

I think Anna dying works better in the context of fitting this within Pacific Rim's timeline.

So everybody in the main Frozen thread has decided to pair Elsa with Captain America. I think this is dumb... The REAL OTP is obviously Elsa x Superman! She can hang out it in the Fortress of Solitude! It's thematically appropriate! Besides, Cap is probably pretty sick of ice by now.

edited 21st Apr '14 4:15:40 PM by spashthebandragon

-Yoinks him offstage with a hook-

SPEAKING of Elsa x Cap, I'm trying to imagine what Elsa's reaction to seeing Steve in action for the first time would be, like beating up ten HYDRA agents, or whatever. The easy option is swooning, but I don't know if Elsa would do that.

I really can't imagine Elsa being all lovey-dovey. She seems more like the stoic, rational type. Well, at least by the end of the movie.

Also, Superman has frost-breath, so they could go around freezing things together!

edited 21st Apr '14 4:16:34 PM by spashthebandragon

I imagine raised eyebrows.

Elsa communicates all complex emotions exclusively through her eyebrows.

Read my story. Read it. Read it. Read it.

It's a friendship story crossover with Teh Big Four with 2 members of their supporting cast.

Best of all, no crappy shipping because I'm not hormonal stress teenager. lol

edited 26th Apr '14 3:16:56 PM by NoName999

I'll add the Elsa and Anna discussion later. Unless someone else would like to...>.>

edited 26th Apr '14 3:28:11 PM by SonOfSharknado