The beams all appear to connect, and the fog goes silent.
Then, breaking the long silence, a low click, a thud, and a soft ticking noise is heard, almost like... a grenade.
Loud clanking noises, and the sound of tires screeching on sand can be heard a moment before the ground erupts in a massive shockwave of explosions.
A shockwave of energy propagates through the fog, causing everything it touches to violently explode, with enough power to level a decent-sized mansion.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
The Protagonist
The explosions seemingly clear away the dark fog... But there is nothing left behind aside from craters and glass...
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.
And the mysterious assailant is also gone, having vanished in the chaos.
No time, I gotta sleep.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
χ-blade Wielder
Anybody want to battle?
edited 8th Sep '14 1:41:04 PM by Ventus-Vanitas
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
I'm here.
(meanwhile)
(there's this girl
◊ sitting around, looking pretty miffed)
χ-blade Wielder
Ventus-Vanitas looks at the girl, summoning his χ-blade.
edited 8th Sep '14 1:59:36 PM by Ventus-Vanitas
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(glares at him) What's your problem?
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
"You have a powerful heart. You don't deserve it."
He raises the χ-blade into the air, sending a transparent orb into the skies.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(gets up with a stretch, annoyed) You're one of those people, huh?(hoists the scissor blade over her shoulder, awaiting his next move with a scowl)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
The transparent orb disappears. Kingdom Hearts appears in the sky.
Ventus-Vanitas melts into a pool of darkness, quickly moving through the ground towards the girl.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(sighs) Well, aren't you clever.(dashes in a one quick move just pass the pool of shadows and switching sides with VV)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
Ventus-Vanitas rises from the pool. "I'm flattered."
Several Flood Unversed appear from behind him.
"Restrain her."
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
Tch. You're not really aware of sarcasm, are you?(glances at Floods before passing right past them and swinging a powerful strike at her opponent)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
Ventus-Vanitas blocks it effortlessly with the χ-Blade.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(follows up with another one a mere moment after)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
He blocks that one as well.
"None of this can be changed." Several more Floods move in to stop her from making another attack.
edited 8th Sep '14 2:38:04 PM by Ventus-Vanitas
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
I wouldn't be so sure!(slashes wide to throw Floods off her, then proceeds with a stab to VV's midsection)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
He quickly ducks under the stab, and jumps high into the air.
"Suffer!"
He shoots a wave of dark lightning at the girl.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(scowls as she casually sidesteps it) C'mon, I'm getting bored over here!
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
Two Floods dive at her as he shoots a small fireball at her.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
Are we really gonna play this game?!(grabs the Flood by the head, swings with it to knock away the other Flood, then throws it at the fireball to repel it)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
"You're right."
He fires a large ray of darkness at the girl.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
Lizard Metabolism
(dashes forward to avoid it)
(then runs up a nearest wall and goes for a sommersault cleave right at his head)
How do lizards fly?
χ-blade Wielder
He quickly spins around and uses Dark Firaga, sending a large black and white fireball at her.
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
A moment of silence... Before a veritable swarm of blade beams fly out from multiple directions towards the source of the thumping.
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.