Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

   You dare-!   

Starting to regain his speed, he turns his arm cannon on Pastry, firing a powerful burst.

-Shifts out of the avian form in the air, sits cross-legged and floats, and starts spamming shiny blue projectiles at Starscream-

They won't do jack to 'Scream, but the Decepticon doesn't know that and hopefully doesn't have sensitive enough damage sensors to realize it.

EDIT: Dammit, it's not working! D:

EDIT 2: Only kind of realized it, but this kind of gambit, you should only pull off with someone you know won't take the order. :| Novice fucked up.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:36:04 PM by Knowlessman

He creates a shield, looking suspiciously like the Google Chrome logo. The blast breaks up upon contact with it, but the logo shatters, sending him tumbling backwards.

Samus fires a few missiles at Star Scream and leaps back.

   Yeeargh!   

Starscream waves his arm again, unleashing another burst of wind which destroys all the projectiles headed his way and probably sends everyone around flying.

Scrambling to his feet, he pulls out a Paint logo. Using the brush, he starts to fling colors from the palette at Starscream's head.

I've decided to give him some powers based off of my desktop.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:39:18 PM by PastryPerson

-Creates a shield just as the flailing arm hits him, letting it launch him a ways before shifting to the bird form again and banking around to start approaching Starscream-

Starscream ducks under the paint blasts... and shifts to Plane Form.

   This bores me. Onto more important things...   

Starscream flies off at high speed through another blazing portal, sending out shockwaves and leaving a gash in the ground from sheer speed as a parting gift.

I was only playing him because I expected to face Madara. This is retarded.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:41:13 PM by MicoolTNT

That's kind of insensitive. I mean, I'm right here.

Samus fired a plasma beam at Star Scream and switched to a visor, checking for any weak points.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:43:03 PM by Beaver

I meant it's retarded 'cause Starscream's stupidly OP for his opponents.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:44:04 PM by MicoolTNT

Oh.

@Pastry: Cut it just a little close, there. :/ I mean, a character should have some kind of defensive ability, but you could have accounted for that in the loadout you gave me. You did choose to fight a giant robot with little more than a human; every fighter isn't going to be as survivable for him as the next, and some, he just plain shouldn't be able to survive.

That's the main difference between this thread and the previous one; everything brought into v3 had to be at least conceivably survivable for a mortal human, but the same is not true here; people are allowed to bring things in here that will just make a mortal die.

EDIT: Yeah, Novice can't really do anything but whack stuff with a stick, either. :/ Only Samus stood a chance of doing anything to him.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:47:09 PM by Knowlessman

edited 6th Dec '14 4:50:10 PM by MicoolTNT

-Returns to default form and lands-

-"Well, that was a thing. Lucky for us he lost interest, I think."-

OK, sorry. His durability levels are the same as a normal humans, so if Starscream got in a solid hit, he'd die. I'll keep what you said in mind.

"Yeah..."

He pauses to take a breath.

"I'm glad, too, because I have asthma and I'd probably die, in like two more seconds."

edited 6th Dec '14 4:49:16 PM by PastryPerson

Shit starts to get grayscale, and symbolic crap starts to spiderweb across the sky.

:| Well, now, that's a thing, innit?

-"...Huh. Anyway..."-

-Extends a hand (Well, it's handlike enough)-

-"Call me Novice, by the way."-

"Call me Pastry."

He shakes.

"Oh, crap."

Noticing the sky, he pulls out a Coke bottle out of his jacket, and takes a swig.

"I'm probably gonna die."

edited 6th Dec '14 4:52:26 PM by PastryPerson

The shadows around them rise up into serpentine forms.

edited 6th Dec '14 4:57:07 PM by MicoolTNT

You fool! Soft drinks lower your lung capacity; you can't move faster than a walk until you burp! Well, I only have personal experience with having downed a full can of Sprite and tried to run; a swig of Coke might not affect it as much.

-Looks around at the crazy weather, but doesn't comment-

EDIT: -Arms himself with a shield and bo staff-

edited 6th Dec '14 4:55:37 PM by Knowlessman

It's a habit of mine. Drinks = Fuel. Even if it's poison, you die full of energy. But not really.

He flings globs of paint at the serpentine forms.

The music starts...

Some of the snakes are hit, and hiss furiously, attempting to shake it off as though the colour hurts them, but others turn on Pastry and strike at him.

-Gets between Pastry and the snakes, blocking with the shield and whacking at them with the staff-

Samus fires on the snakes attacking Pastry.