It was mostly for the flavor text for the shipfic cards. Tbh, I don't think I'll ever have the skill, motivation or confidence to complete a full blown Fanfic (knowing me, it would turn out with the QUALITY of My Immortal).

I would be interested in joining a Pony RP though as long as it is not Vinny's type of RRRRP. I don't think I have the writing skill or imagination to join something like that though. :/

Also, Seraphem was right about something. I am not touching Fallout Equestria: Horizons after three words I have heard about it, especially if they turn out to be true. Boat Rape Scene. eew... Can we vote to just banish that fanfic to the moon?

Is that like... rape on a boat, or someone raping a boat, or someone being raped by a boat, or...

like, that's a weird phrase that I feel like deserves more context. Any one of those three options is pretty fucked up, but I still kinda want to know which flavour.

I don't know. That is the three words I saw, in that order. It could be anything for all I know, but that wording makes me think A scene where someone is raped on a boat. Now I see what Seraphem was warning about.

Also, I don't see how Someone could get raped by a boat or someone could rape a boat.

Well, I'm given to understand there's a dude who gets his brain transplanted into a tank. I figure maybe something like that could happen with a boat. And in the opposite direction, boats have holes.

Alternatively, it could just be a fat guy.

I guess that could work (stuff like Robobrains exist in Fallout), but the question is why would you transplant someone's brain into a boat? Also, something tells me if someone stuck their lower parts into a boat's exhaust, wouldn't the guy doing the sticking be a lot worse off (as in, probably losing the parts)?

Also, Fat guys = Boats?

I've heard fat people called boats before.

And hey, don't underestimate what the stupid and desperate will put their dick in.

I know that some people will put their vulnerable parts into anything. Still ridiculously stupid and usually ends with the parts being lost. Darwin is probably spinning in his grave at their stupidity.

That knowledge is probably the reason why I wasn't surprised at the infamy any plushie of Lyra gets now when I learned of that.

This fucking conversation.

To be fair, animals other than humans have done similar stuff to other objects. It isn't exclusive to human stupidity.

I am never thread hopping again.

Yes, but humans do it to things that they know will harm them. They should kind of know better as a lot of those are man-made objects.

I have no idea what you are on about.

edited 7th Dec '15 5:56:17 AM by Mudkipz

I'M ON A BOAT

ADRIC NO

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BOAT

As long as he isn't doing anything to or on that boat, then let him be on a boat.

DIDN'T YOU READ

THE BOAT FUCKS MOTHERS

I'm just singimh that song by The Lonely Island, guys...

@mudkipz: When you come in for some pony thread and chill and everyone is talking about humping and boats

NICE BOAT

I'd tap that boat.

Met a giant boat Like a boss

Fucked its brains out Like a boss

LIKE A FAUST

Sell my soul to Satan.

Post of the Day #1300

Dang it, more boner talk.