Single Tropers Club

-walks in-

Man this place got dusty. Glad to see I got some use out of it…

-dusts and fixes up the place-

All set. The Single Tropers Club is back in business (hopefully it will stay like that for a while yet).

We can't help it! I'm still single and looking!

Same, still single, despite my efforts. (or lack there of)

Tis alright Broc. You will get your chance. You don't give up fishin' after an hour of no bites.

Same to you Soban. Nice to see a new face 'round here.

Anyways, I am Stones. The Troper Formerly (and Currently) Known as Newfie.

I made this thread as a haven for singles like you and I. It's true that similar threads like Romance and Nunnery serve similar purposes, but sometimes hearin' peoples success stories can leave you frustrated and depressed. Which is why I erected this place within the Troper Covens. A place for singles to congregate, share advice, and support one another.

Welcome to The Single's Club!

edited 17th Nov '13 6:44:17 PM by PhilosopherStones

Almost came close...

-pats-

You wanna talk about it?

Well, I helped her get online with her 3DS, and I developed a crush on her. But she had a crush on someone else, a childhood friend.

So, I decided to help hook her up with him.

Well that was chivalrous. Plus if things don't work out you'll be a shoulder for her to cry on ;)

But I wouldn't bank too much on that (or even hope for that to happen).

Just try to stick bein' friends with her. Friendzone is not a curse, it's a win condition (plus she probably has a bunch of friends you can flirt with ;3)

Actually, she sees me more as a brother, instead.

Been single since I was born (I'm 22). Never had a kiss or sex.

The only good thing about not having crushes right now is that I get to care a lot more about me, my family and my closest friends.

Still, I'm "playing the field" in order to "pass the ball" and see if any woman will pass it back.

Hopefully I will stop being single soon enough.

HOPEFULLY! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Forever alone. :'(

-pats Bacon-

You'll get your chance.

What about Quag, Chills, and BM 5000?

No problem. I don't think I've ever seen Philosopher in the threads I usually hang around.

We'll all get our chance, folks. We just gotta work for it.

edited 18th Nov '13 3:23:59 PM by Quag15

Heck, I think this is our first meeting, Quag.

Our first direct meeting, at least. Hello, Broc!

I'm usually on the Shipping Thread, if you're interested in talking to me more.

Ok. Thanks!

-gives everyone a brohug-

Pretzels and hummus are in the fridge.

I love hummus! It's so underrated!

-Humus-

-Underrated-

Foreigners.

Hummus...

Would I get everyone angry at me if I said "Meh"?

It is here.

To each their own. (Except me, I have no one. That's why I'm here.)

Me too, Maniac.

I even made a corner, due to my extended stay.