Because like life it disappoints & beats the crap out of you.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Probably not gonna happen, but do you think they'll talk about the Pro Jared thing on the Death Battle Cast? They did work with him for years, after all.
What'd he do, and how racist and/or sexist was it?
....or should I not have asked?
One Strip! One Strip!Cheated on his wife, solicited nudes from minors. You know. The usual. I doubt it'll get a mention.
Does anyone have a "They'll never get a matchup" character because they're too obscure or unique? I really want Zhang He from Dynasty Warriors.
Probably any of the Atelier protagonists.
I doubt they'll ever use a Disgaea character. It's too bad, but their power feats would be both insane and hard to measure.
I don't know if they count as quiiiiiiite obscure just due to association with that other webcomic but I'd love to see Problem Sleuth get dropped into a Death Battle.
Having them make sense of his "game" mechanics and all the bullshit his team gets access to by the story's end would be wonderful.
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse AlberiaWell that just boils down to how much alcohol is on hand.
Anyone got any good ideas for an opponent for the Bride from Kill Bill?
Edited by windleopard on May 22nd 2019 at 3:39:17 AM
John Wick?
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Any feats on par with the Bride?
He once killed 3 men with a pencil.
And then visibly did the trick to 2 assassin’s while heavily injured.
Granted I havn’t seen Kill Bill so I don’t know how that compares.
Edited by slimcoder on May 22nd 2019 at 3:45:09 AM
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Using a gun? The bride bsrely uses one, while John is like a goddamn headshot mschine. Beatrix's only advantage there, that she survived being shot in the head and went into a coma, is useless since John is goddamn methodical about double tapping.
If its a sword fight, Bride wins. If its hand to hand, Bride wins. If its a gunfight, John wins, but the Bride has no means to force a sword fight.
She once fought her way past 40 bodyguards and still had enough energy to fight and kill their boss in a sword fight.
Thats not gonna matter much when you have a bullet in your head.
Wow, there are a lot of people upset that Ben lost.
It's cause they totally downplayed what Alien X could do, maaaan! And they tooootally have a bias for DC! And next time is a RWBY character so she's soooo gonna win because of that!
Edited by FlutterFire on May 22nd 2019 at 11:36:08 AM
Is this another part of pony friendship? Telling each other what you learned all the time?Either way Hal Jordan truly is the greatest Green Lantern ever.
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."Nah, He hasn't summoned a girl to beat an enemy up for him while he watches and makes fun of them. So that makes Kyle the best.
Next episode will prove that DB is a bunch of shills
Edited by JRads47 on May 22nd 2019 at 12:54:18 PM
Ruby vs. Ragna already proved that
Edited by FlutterFire on May 22nd 2019 at 12:05:51 PM
Is this another part of pony friendship? Telling each other what you learned all the time?The ending was literally just this:
Also, looks like they're making a Death Battle Tabletop game. That's interesting.
I imagine half the salt is from Ben losing and the other half is from Death Battle being biased towards RWBY.
Is this another part of pony friendship? Telling each other what you learned all the time?
But that was also the Silver Age Phantom Zone.
New Age Phantom Zone is weaker...cause, reasons?
...why do i like comics again?