EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

You so late.

Yeah well, I don't keep up with the slam poet scene. Most of it is pretty terrible (I don't even like the "star" slam poet Saul Williams), I am rather surprised to come across one that can actually rap.

Yeah, Watsky is awesome. His mixtape is free, you should download that.

Most of the best Beethoven disses have been said already, but not "You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty."

Einstein has so many awesome lines, I'm always surprised when people say Hawking won: "I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared, cause that means Albert E= M C squared!" "You can't destroy matter or me, for serious, ripping holes in you bigger than the holes in your Black Hole Theory vaaaas."

You may be making heat with the mushroom clouds you're making/imma bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan.

And while it's true my work is based on you/ I'm a supercomputer you're like a TI-82 woooooh.'

erboh.com

Hawking counters that beautifully in my opinion.

Hawking vs Einstien is easily the best Epic Rap Battles of History.

Followed by Bethoven vs Justin Beiber & Shakespeare vs Dr Seuss.

Mr T vs Mister Rogers had me in stitches.

But some of the stuff, like the Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays/Vince Offer, doesn't really work on me because I'm not American and I don't get the jokes behind their raps.

I mean, a quick browse on The Other Wiki wouldn't hurt... but eh.

I want to see a really "Out There" ERBOH. Like The Black Knight vs Ned Kelly or something abstract like that.

I'd love to see that.

America? But one' Austrian and the other's Candaian.

She meant Billy Mays & Vince Offer vs. Ben Franklin.

Anyways, Leonardo Da Vinci needs to be in one... I don't even care who he's up against...

edited 14th Oct '11 6:24:41 PM by Slouch

Have him go against Thomas Edison.

Llyod has the best rap. Ever.

He wins fir half that verse actually making grammatical and cognitive sense.

Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Niklos Tesla

EpicLLOYD doesn't have too many videos, but the ones he does have are pretty good.

edited 14th Oct '11 3:02:49 PM by Slouch

I'm sure Winston Churchill will be in one at some point. And probably at least one Roman or Greek.

Nietzsche vs. Kant

Dan Brown vs. Leonardo Da Vinci

Queen Elizabeth vs. Queen Elizabeth II

edited 15th Oct '11 6:35:16 AM by Pentadragon

If they hadn't already made Mr. T vs Mister Rogers, they could have made Freddy Krueger vs. Fred Rogers.

Wait? His first name is Fred?

Always has been. It wasn't really a big secret or anything...

Freddy Kreuger vs. Freddie Mercury

YES!!!

I love it!

Quick! We must get this to happpen! To You Tube.

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