Our avatars are in a room together

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-...Xenos doesn't believe Aichi, does he...?-

-Aichi is about to just give up on trying to convince Xenos that he's not a cultist.-

-...Wait, what is Xenos talking about now...?-

"...W-What...?"

-...What's this about protecting the Earth from himself, pizza, and humans being interesting...?-

-...Wait... Is he saying that he could destroy the Earth if he wanted?!-

-Aichi looks really freaked out now.-

<It's more like a parasite thing. I doubt you'd understand.>

-Alloran waves off his comment with a seven fingered hand-

<Just remember to wear ear plugs, and you'll be fine.>

-Alloran raises a brow at Xenos-

<Ah, I'm more of a cinna-bon fan myself. Sends me into a sugar frenzy. Though I have to watch myself; I need to be presentable when I come home to my Jahar.>

Ohhh, yeah- candy's good.

Not as good as pizza for me, though.

As I always say-

The world's not worth destroying when there's pizza.

-to Aichi-

You seem confused?

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-...? Parasite thing...?-

-...Earplugs...?-

-Uh...-

"...O-OK..."

-Not really feeling anymore at ease...-

-And then he looks back at Xenos...-

"...A-Are you saying that...?"

-...He would try to destroy the world if not for pizza and humans?!-

<Well, protecting Earth is more like a protecting my own kind. I myself am not trying to destroy the world. Just... circumstances.>

-The alien shrugs-

Ohhh, you have your own kind to worry about, too?

Ah, geez- Not a problem for me at least, they're all dead.

-he shrugs with a smile-

-and looks to Aichi-

Am I saying what?

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-...-

"...A-Are you saying that you would try to destroy Earth if not for pizza and humans....?"

-The guy's pretty freaked out by this.-

<No no, I wouldn't try to destroy Earth... It's... complicated.>

<Yes, though no matter what I do, they'll still despise me.>

<I've resigned myself to that.>

<My name is Alloran, otherwise known as The Abomination.>

<... My nephew visits here sometimes.>

Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 19th 2018 at 3:53:38 PM

-to Aichi- Not a question of trying.

I would be fully capable of destroying the Earth, I have no doubts about it.

Supercharge your core, and let the ground erupt in one big volcanic event.

At least that's one way I could do it.

But the question of 'would i' is one that... yeah, without pizza or mankind.

Hard to say, really.

Maybe? Those mosquitoes are annoying after all...

-to Alloran-

Ohhh, neat title!

My name's Xenos, Destroyer of Worlds, and End of Life.

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-*Insert blue screen of death here*-

-The poor guy just wasn't prepared for this. At all.-

-Sure, Xenos is saying he won't because of pizza and humans, but at the same time...-

-...Just too much for Aichi at this point.-

<Please, not in front of the child, Xenos.>

-he just grins and chuckles-

What can I say?

I'm a guy of brutal honesty.

If you don't want the answer, don't ask the question.

<And I'm the most powerful Andalite in the galaxy. There's no need to boast.>

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-Just... nervously looking at both Alloran and Xenos.-

Oh, was I boasting?

I keep doing that by accident.

My bad!

Though geez, you give yourself that title, or did someone else?

<Child. I mean no harm to you, really.>

<I'm... trying to fix things.>

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-He looks up at Alloran, and...-

-...Well, Alloran's the less concerning one, honestly. Aichi can't help but feel that Alloran is telling the truth, and while he's intimidating Aichi is starting to feel a bit more at ease around him.-

-Xenos on the other hand...-

"...A-All right..."

Ah well... judging from your reaction, Aichi.

You're a different Aichi aren't you?

No zombies in your home.

You're not a girl.

And you're not wearing an eyepatch.

So I'm just gonna refer to you as Cultist Aichi.

Edited by RegularDefender on Jul 19th 2018 at 9:26:48 AM

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-...-

-...There are that many weird Aichis here...?-

-And he's not a cultist!-

"...B-But I'm not a cultist..."

-He's really running out of the strength to argue when put in the presence of two beings that could in theory destroy the world, and one of them is only being held back by pizza and intrigue about humans.-

-He's sort of struggling figuring out anything to say or do...-

Hmmm...

Then...

Paladin Aichi.

Because you're a real Pal.

Adin.

Because of that void business.

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-Uh... Wouldn't it be better to just call him 'Cardcaptor Aichi'? A.K.A. his actual job and title?-

-...Then again, Aichi doesn't really have the energy to argue...-

-Aichi stays silent about the corniness of the reason Xenos said for the name.-

"...A-All right..."

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jul 19th 2018 at 3:38:06 AM

<Paladin is an honorable title, Aichi. I'd say you should wear it with pride.>

Maybe I'll shorten it.

Palaichi.

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-...Yeah, it is an honorable title... but does he really deserve it? He's not anything like a real paladin... He's weak, cowardly, shy...-

-...A real paladin is strong, brave, doesn't get hindered by nervousness...-

"...I-I'm not good enough to be called a paladin though..."

-He aspires to be strong like one, but he's just... not...-

-Aichi gets a bit of a sheepish expression at 'Palaichi'.-

"I-If you want to..."

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jul 19th 2018 at 3:51:11 AM

<And I don't think myself worthy enough of being a Warrior Prince, but I wear that title with pride anyways.>