Akala Shore
Ever: Okay, everyone, let's bring it off here.
Dewpider: <Were we bringing it on in the first place?>
Ever: Well, sorry, water bug, but we're kind of operating under orthogonal goals, you know? You want to eat me, I want to live mostly.
Dewpider: <Mostly?>
Ever: So, I'll make you a deal.
Dewpider: <What kind of deal?>
Ever: You come with me—
Muninn: <Wait, what—>
Ever: And I will feed you food so you aren't hungry.
Dewpider: <...So you want to catch me.>
Ever: I mean, you did invoke the Vow. If tangentially.
Dewpider: <Guess I did.>
Ever: Guess you did.
-there's an awkward pause-
Dewpider: <Can I eat her?>
Custard: <What? No!>
Dewpider: <How about them?>
Narrow: <No! Custard, want to take bets on what kind of Araquanid he's going to be?>
Custard: <Gambling is a sin, thanks.>
Narrow: <I worry about you and your upbringing.>
-they turn to glare at the Dewpider-
Dewpider: <So where's the food coming from?>
Ever: There does exist food that isn't my team members or myself.
Dewpider: <Hmm. Sounds fake, but okay.>
Ever: To be fair, so do you. Do we have a deal?
Dewpider: <It's not exactly looking like I'm going to get a better offer.>
-he shoots a last glare at Custard before Ever tosses a Great Ball at him-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.-Hajime has come here and is looking around-
Hajime: "So this is Heahea, huh?"
Barometz: <Looks like it, yeah.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryNatalie: "So."
-Nyssa curls up and falls asleep on Natalie's lap.-
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.Hau'oli Beach, yesterday
Alonya: So what?
-The Salazzle sniffs Nyssa-
Heahea, now
-Shizuo notices Hajime-
Shizuo: You new around here?
Shizuo's Blastoise: -leans down to peer at Barometz- <Never seen a Pokemon like you, dude!>
Contact Me!Hajime: -to Shizuo- "Ah, oh, yeah, I just came in pretty recently."
-The Cottonee looks at the Blastoise-
Barometz: <Don't think I've seen one like you, either.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryUltra Space, Nihilego Forest [Day 2]
The opponent De Vito is hit by the flurry of attacks!
Guzzlife: ████████████████████████
De Vito: *Incoherent screaming*
The trashing continues.
Volta passes through, as a good Ghost-type.
Starfish is hurt!
Phaz: patching up Embry Dammitdammitdammitdammitdammit... Spinme?
Spinme: Urgh, what?
Phaz: Took medicine back at the outpost?
Spinme: ...
Phaz: I'm kind of in an hurry, we're kind of under attack, I'm kind of out of it, respond!
Spinme: ...You're a lucky man.
She gives a Revive to Phaz.
Spinme: gives one to Soujin too Here. Better safe than sorry. It's the second last one though. Keeping the others.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't goldHeahea City
Shizuo: Can I ask you a little something?
Shizuo's Blastoise: <I'm Mikey the Blastoise! You?>
Contact Me!Soujin: "Thanks."
-He calls out Orlok and Revives him-
Orlok: <Whoo, thanks!>
-Beat is struck-
Beat: <Dangit...>
-She faints and is recalled by Soujin while Orlok goes in for a Wing Attack and Fairyflint tries another Bind-
Hajime: "Sure. What's that?"
Barometz: <I'm a Cottonee. And I guess I'm Barometz.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryHeahea City
Shizuo: You hear anything about a gang of Trainers called the J-Team?
Mikey: <Cool! This is Hanzo the Dartrix.>
Hanzo: <Salutations!>
Contact Me!Hajime: "Oh, yeah, I'm a part of it. Why do you ask?"
Barometz: <Uh, nice to meet you both.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryAkala Shore
Ever: So. You need a name.
Dewpider: <Do I?>
Ever: I guess I could just call you "Hey you", but that lacks punch.
Muninn: <You called the dragon "Custard".>
Custard: <Hey, I like my name.>
Muninn: <Unsurprising.>
Ever: Okay, simmer down you two. Anyway, I kind of want to call you Bracken. You know, like the undersea weeds?
Dewpider: <If you're asking me if I know about the environment in which I live, the answer would be yes.>
Ever: Great. So, I'm not gonna call you bracken. Because that sounds like something a rabbit would say.
Dewpider: <That's strangely specific of you.>
Ever: Brackish water is the kind of water where it's not really saltwater, but it's still salty. Like you.
Dewpider: <What?>
Ever: Water like that can also be called an estuary...how about Estoc? It's a kind of sword that's sharp and pointy, much like yourself.
Dewpider: <...Uh, works for me, I guess.>
Ever: Great. Estoc it is.
-Estoc turns to Muninn, skeptically-
Estoc: <Is there something wrong with him?>
Muninn: <A great many things.>
Ever: I can hear you both, you know.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Ultra Space, Nihilego Forest [Day 2]
Volta used Thunder!
Guzzlife: ████████████████████████
The Guzzlord continues Trashing.
Volta doesn't get hit.
Phaz Revived Embry!
Embry: <Woah!... That hurted a lot more than expected...>
Phaz: You okay?
Embry: <Yes! Shall I continue?>
Phaz: Help would be great.
Embry: <Alright! Let's head back!>
Starfish is hurt once again!
Starfish: <One last song!>
Spinme Revived Jet!
Jet: <How about we make it a duet, partner?>
Starfish: <Gladly!>
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold-Orlok and Fairyflint both attack again-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryHeahea City
Shizuo: -stands a bit stiffer- I've heard of you guys from a group I run with called the Dollars; apparently you're tough.
edited 18th Mar '17 4:14:36 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!-Hajime is a bit unsure what to think of the name 'The Dollars' but goes to answer-
Hajime: "Oh, yeah, the J-Team's pretty tough. That's why I started travelling with them. I kinda wanted to see the world, but wasn't sure if I could do it on my own."
edited 18th Mar '17 4:18:55 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryHeahea City
Shizuo: -relaxes and chuckles- Really? Well what kind of places and people have you seen?
Contact Me!Hajime: "Well... I've gone to Hoenn... Sinnoh... now here..."
"People, well, there's Tagg, he's the leader, he's stoic but pretty nice, Joe, he's a bit flighty, though he's also been feeling kinda down, but he's nice too. Sergey's pretty nice, though I do hope he runs into some more money at some point..."
"And uh... well... there was that battle with the Glitch we got into..."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryRoute 2
-Pent is here, sitting outside a tent, waiting for Ilmia to arrive so he can begin his Trial. He's kinda in a grumpy mood as he munches on a snack bar-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Hajime: "So... imagine something that can and willingly does subvert the laws of physics, nature and such. That's... a glitch, I think. It was just kinda playful, but not malicious for a while, but then... yeah."
Barometz: <...Wha>
Hajime: <Good news is it's gone now, though.>
-Pent might notice a Punk Guy approaching the place he's camped out at-
edited 18th Mar '17 5:16:52 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryHeahea City
Shizuo: Well that's good to hear.
Hanzo: <My, the force it must take to defeat such a foe...>
Contact Me!Route 2
-Pent glances at the arriving person and waves-
Hullo!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Hajime: "Yeah... some legendaries actually got involved to try and take it down."
-Barometz just blinks repeatedly-
Soujin: "Uh, hey... you camping?"
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryRoute 2
I am waiting for the Trial Captain because the attendant won't let me to the Trial without the Captain...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-With this attack, Beat has trouble holding on-
-She and Fairyflint both spit fire at the Guzzlord-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every