ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Arceus, Gamer, you seem so robotic when you cook. And when you're not robotic you're annoying. That unsettles me.

-Just sits somewhere and looks over the photos-

Maybe Arceus just made me to be your arch-nemesis or something, Enemy Mine?

Maybe Hearts of Gold like you and Souls of Silver like me just disagree all the time naturarly. Yin and yang, right?

It seems to be that way, yes.

But Jane and I seem to have a pretty good rapport, and we're of opposite signs.

edited 3rd Apr '11 7:20:43 PM by rmctagg09

Maybe the Legendaries we are connected to act the same way? -Meanwhile, in the Hall of Orgins.....

Zekrom: STATEMENT: THROWING AWAY THAT LUCARIO PLUSHIE WOULD OPEN UP ENOUGH SPACE FOR KYUREM'S NEW BED.

Reshiram: No! I hast had this plusie since I was but an young wyrm! I shalt keep it for all eternty.

Zekrom: DEMAND: GIVE ME THE PLUSHIE!

Reshiram: Never! To arms, you feckless neophyte!

???

Ha.

Perhaps. Or maybe there's just other aspects of our personalities beyond having Hearts of Gold or Souls of Silver and otherwise? Must be like Horoscopes or something.

edited 3rd Apr '11 7:21:24 PM by CalamityJane

Didn't you say something about a "white wall" being the reason?

... Huh?

Like this white wall?

-Reshiram and Zekrom are now swordfighting, with Cyrus and Purple Eyes as their respective swords.

Hm... I thought you said something about Gamer being a white wall a while ago.

No, I think I look quite Homo Sapien to me. Definetely not a wall.

Yeah, you said being possessed by 'M allowed you to see beyond the veil of reality.

Oh yeah, that. IT was really freaky. It's like, our entire journey was being narrated... and you, Tagg, were apparently coming from the mouth of a Vanilluxe. And there were these white walls that I couldn't see through, and I keep wondering what our narrators were talking about behind those white walls...

What did the rest of us look like?

Just assume that my avatar was the black-and-white picture you drew of my character for the group photo.

edited 3rd Apr '11 7:28:50 PM by gamerex27

Probably something horrifying, or merely trivial.

Strange... Tell me, do any of you know of the Authorist view of the world?

Explain Pentigan.

Lol, Cyrus and Purple Eyes used as swords.

I have no idea. I was just... reading it... and apparently I was narrating my own story... and Pentigan, you were narrating your own story too, but... Crewe's story was being told from the voice of a Weavile, and it was very odd. They prentended to be other people and they actually did what was narrated, said what was narrated...

The biggest reason I was afraid was because the voice and actions of M were coming from the same person narrating Gamer's story. Or at least, that's the best way I can explain it without Gamer being stupid and trying to kill himself again.

The Authorist view says that in the beginning the world was written into existance using modern language. Normally it is assumed that Arceus is the writer and the Unown were the letters, but what if the Arceus was written into existance as well?

Well, they did deserve it. That would be a great 60-second sketch. Don't worry, Jane, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.

Hmm, that is a conundrum, but not an important one to our story. So my story is being narrated by a Vanilluxe, eh? Compared to everything else, that doesn't sound all that unusual at all.

edited 3rd Apr '11 7:36:48 PM by rmctagg09

Gamer, please stop telling me what to draw. And even if I wanted to draw something, I can't right now because I'm at someone else's house and thus, no Tablet PC.