-The sword misses the back, and almost hits Straw-
EEP! -ducks-
Fwomph
-Concentrates-
-Throws weapon-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Fastest Man Alive
Katie: Hey, Shadow! -back to Forte- So, are you ready?
Rex: ...Darn it. Sorry, Straw. ._.
Shoulder!Shahinne: *chirp laughs*
Rex: Oh, stop being mean and help me.
Shoulder!Shahinne: *transforms into a metallic pair of wings and attaches to Rex's back* <I'm pretty!> *launches him into the air via a jetpack*
Rex: @_@
Winged Jetpack!Shahinne: *shoots missiles at Tyranitar*
adopting kitteh
Maekrite — <Well...> — blushes, drops head — <I'm feeling weak. I have been, uh... stressed... and the heat is physically stressing me more. Look!>
Maekrite rubs his side against the sand, leaving a small imprint coated in a glueish, purpleish, slightly translucid coat.
Trapinch Underground — <Ack! Poison!> — digs up and runs away.
Meanwhile, the Trapinch turns his back to Woolly and walks away.
Trapinch — <We don't really know. Apparently they store their [round-footed Lairon] and food there. And they say something about kicking someone's butter.>
Kat — <Hmmm... Aqua?>
Trapinch -blinks — <No! No Aqua! We dislike anything that brings rain here! Like that thing!> — points a paw at Lake.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
CEO Misaki
The Druddigon flailed about trying to clear its now-jammed esophogus.
"..."
-Casval jabs the Druddigon up its diaphagm, forcibly unclogging the bag of sugar and sending it flying in some general direction-
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-Is being chased by a Hungry and slightly displeased Druddigon-
edited 19th Dec '11 2:33:44 PM by Pikaninja7
There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.
Bag of Sugar: *lands on the Tyranitar*
Lake: *Looks hurt.* <I don't even know Rain Dance...>
Nadia: *Looks a bit ill.* <Eww, that can't be good.>
Lake: *Turns his attention back to Maekrite.* <Hmm, are you too hot? Maybe I could do something to cool you down somehow...>
Comet: <What's this about Butter?>
Chord: <It's obvious to me that they're about to bake a huge cake.>
Stratus: <Cake?> *Licks his lips.* <Yum! Can we go and get some?>
Chord: <...That was a lie, stupid.>
Stratus: *Disappointed.* <Aww...>
Woolly: <Hmm...Okay, we'll keep an eye out for them, I guess. Anything else we should know about?>
-The Tyranitar falls down onto its back-
Trainer: Get it while it's down!
-I notice the sealing spike is stuck in it's head-
Hmm...
-I start driving the spike into the Tyranitar's head-
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Inn, Forte's room
Forte: Ready for what?
Inn, Crewe's room
Lily: It worked just as planned! Now you're all mine! All mine...
Sunny: Now we've ensured that Every will stay by Mezzo's side until she wakes up!
Lily: Oh, r-right. Of course...
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Fastest Man Alive
Katie: We were going to go shopping today, remember?
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Inn, Forte's room
Forte: Oh, right! Of course we can do that!
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Fastest Man Alive
Katie: Great! I'll wait in the hall while you get ready. -leaves the room-
Bag of Sugar: *forces itself down the Tyranitar's throat*
Rex: *helps Straw whack it with Duos*
-The Tyranitar gets up and immediately uses Hyper Beam to get rid of the bag of sugar-
Hmm...
Trainer: The feet! Get the feet!
Okay!
-I start slashing at the feet-
Bag of Sugar: *dies, leaving behind three tablespoons of Splenda and a field of sugarcane*
Rex: *blasts the Tyranitar's face with missiles to distract it from Straw*
CEO Misaki
Druddigon: "RAAAAAHHHH!"
-slides to a stop-
"Looks like the only way to calm you without knocking you out is to catch you!"
-imagines a sword, feigns a sword swipe and tosses an imagined Pokéball at the Druddigon-
Druddigon: (slaps the Pokéball away)"..."
"..."
Druddigon: "RAAAAHHH!!!"
"AAAHHH!!!"
-continues running-
edited 19th Dec '11 2:56:19 PM by Pikaninja7
There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.
Fwomph
-Recalls the weapon and charges in to slash the feet-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-The Tyranitar falls again, allowing me to drive the spike completely in-
Tyranitar:-Roars furiously as its body begins to break down-
Is that it?
Trainer: Well that's new.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Mindscape
Purrloin!Felis: <Good. For once we actually get to kill something.>
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Rex: *lands on the ground* Mezzo, why does your cat want to kill everything? ._.
-The Tyranitar finally breaks down, and explodes into a cloud of smoke-
Yep, it's gone.
Trainer: Amazing! You actually killed it!
Fwomph
Welp. Should we head on to the next mindscape?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Yeah. So, where's the portal?
Trainer: Oh, it's over where the spike was.
Okay then.
-I head over to the portal and enter-
Mindscape
-falls over from the Earthquake-
Purrloin!Felis: -still sitting in midair- <Really? This again?>
Shut up and help me out.
-gets back up-
Purrloin!Felis: <It's getting away. Do something useful, would you?>
Right.
-materializes an ice shard from her book and hurls it at the Tyranitar-
Inn, Forte's room
Forte: Oh, hi!
Shadow: <Hello.>
edited 19th Dec '11 2:26:26 PM by Mezzopiano
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.