Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Macraul Manor
"Theres our queue!" He and Mika dive in.
Outside
Des and Mika are now here. He retrieves the Z-crystal from Mika's mouth.
"So, this is the bauble you were talking about. Neat."
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Fwomph
Macraul Manor
-Pent finishes his act of graffiti and hops in the portal near him-
-Once he's gone, all that's left on this wall is a message in dark-teal ink:-
Ersatz Alliance
Just... Wizard hat or something. I'm working on a weird aesthetic and it hasn't been well-received so far but I'm trying to make it work.
-He shrugs-
It's hard to describe...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Function Room Roi Soleil
Reynard: I'm happy that you're happy. Do keep us informed of anything you'd like to request. My assistant and I thank you for accommodating us.
Reynard bows out and proceeds to move out of the room, signaling Silversmith to follow.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Macraul Manor
Daydre and Marco end up back outside bc portals I guess
Ersatz Alliance
Mr. Bitey: <Oh! Oh! We have wizard hats over there!> Mr. Bitey points.
He then finishes reorganizing his papers.
Mr. Bitey: <Okay, where were we!>
The Primarina promptly delivered the prince to the kingdom's docks. As he watched to make sure that the prince didn't like, die before someone found him the Primarina found himself falling in love with the prince. Not desiring to be caught by humans, however, the Primarina eventually pried himself away from the shore once help arrived.
Back in his home, though, the Primarina couldn't help but find his thoughts continually returning to the prince. He knew romance between them was not to be, for they were from two different worlds. The prince would never be able to understand his words, barring some kind of magic translator, or possibly an armband that turned one of them into the other's species. But that was ridiculous, such items could not possibly exist.
Ahem.
But I digress, the Primarina knew he couldn't solve his problems through any normal methods. So like the well-adjusted individual he was he immediately turned to black magic. The Primarina sought out the Sea Witch, a Dhelmise experienced in the arts of spellcraft and other witch activities. Like advanced calculus.
Primarina: <SEA WITCH TURN ME INTO A PERSON>
Sea Witch: <You can't just ask me that, I need something in return.>
Primarina: <Take whatever you want, foul witch->
Sea Witch: <Okay first off, rude.>
Primarina: <Oh, sorry. Got a little carried away there. So yeah, I'll give you whatever in exchange for a spell to turn me human.>
The sea witch continued on to explain that she would make him the potion, on several conditions. The Primarina must make the prince kiss him within a month, and he could not speak at all during that time period. And if he failed in this endeavor, the Sea Witch would transform the Primarina into some kind of unlovable terrifying human-Primarina hybrid.
Primarina: <Hey wait doesn't taking away my voice remove the whole point of why I came h->
Sea Witch: <Shshshshshsh SH. Look buddy. I can't get cable or wifi underwater so this kinda shit is my only entertainment. Getting to watch you guys fumble around like dumbasses is the purest form of enjoyment I can get, and you get the rest of your life to talk to this guy if you succeed so win-win right?>
Primarina: <I.. guess that's fair. Well, I agree to your terms.>
<Also, what's wifi?>
Sea Witch: <Eh, you'll understand in a couple hundred years.>
Primarina: <Couple hundred yea-?!>
In a whirl of bubbles the Primarina was whisked away to the surface. His body bent and twisted, reforming and reshaping until he arrived on the coast as a suspiciously Primarina-like human.
Primarina? Oh my gods it actually worked.
Why can't I- oh, right, yeah that.
Random Lady: "AAAAAAAH"
... A suspiciously Primarina-like naked human.
Mr. Bitey pauses for a second to rest his throat.
Edited by Daydre on May 11th 2019 at 8:04:30 AM
off the shits
Function Room Roi Soleil
Silversmith nodded and followed. He recalled the multitude of messages he’d received and decided to check his phone. He read Ian’s message and realized he’d left the bag in the bathroom in his haste. With many muttered “Excuse me”s, he took a detour to grab the bag. He messaged Ian confirmation of the bag’s security and reunited with Reynard, happy to have the heist nearly over with.
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
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From: Ian the Pikipek
Great! Now let's get out of here! Our mission is complete!
Macraul Manor, Near a Portal
Me: Well, Piku-chan... We did it...
Piku-chan: <You got that right, buddy!>
Me:Now, to secure our victory, we have to jump through the portal!
Piku-chan: <And we better do it fast! We don't want the Dark Pulse Lady and Hubby McGigantor to catch up to us!>
Me: You make a good point, Piku-chan! Let's go!
-Piku-chan and I jump through the portal...-
Outside Macraul Manor
-... and then land face-first on the ground-
Me: -thumbs up, voice muffled by ground- Yeah, I'm alive.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
pain peko
Macraul Manor
-Kaiiseii admires his Zorro-like "K" in the wall before adjusting his fur coat and leaping through the portal.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Meet The New Boss
Ersatz Alliance
-Deidre goes to where Mr. Bitey pointed and gets a wizard hat for Pent-
Deirdre: Ta-da.
Julius: -groans- ...Go on?
Lumiose City
-Voyd immediately grabs the Z-Crystal-
Voyd: Haha! It's mine!
Merlin: <Looks like you owe me one.>
Voyd: ...Ah shit.
-they both laugh-
-Just as a Weezing lands in the middle of the group and explodes-
Contact Me!
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Lumiose City
Me: -cough cough- WHO INVITED THE WEEZING?!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Forte: Hey people. Sorry for the technical difficulties as of late, but worry not, the Sonic Marathon is still going. This here is the new 2D one that's everyone's favorite.
-...-
Forte: It's cool, but like, one issue I have is so many of the zones and stuff are copied from previous games, and like it's so densely packed with references that you need a degree in Sonicology to find them all.
-...-
Forte: Do I have a degree? No, but if I did I'd get one in Eeveeology.
-...-
Forte: Have you heard about the Sonic movie? Yeah, it doesn't look that interesting. I know everyone's talking about how Sonic's new appearance looks dumb but they do that with every visual redesign.
-...-
Forte: Well, see, my parents had some things to say about the soundtrack in the trailer. They both play violins in the Castelia Harmonic Orchestra, and sometimes they do scores for Pokéstar Studios movies.
-...-
Forte: What I think? It's fine, it's a cheesy 90s song for a cheesy 90s character.
-...-
Forte: Yes, I say that as a fan. I mean, Sonic is just... 90s personified.
-...-
Forte: You drew a picture of me and the team? Lemme see.
-Forte pulls up the image
◊ on the screen-
Forte: Whoa, that's awesome!
A commission by RexDraco!
-...-
Forte: Have I ever thought of live streaming Pokémon training? Uh, I dunno. That sounds like way more work than streaming Sonic. I'd have to get like an actual camera and stuff.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Lumiose City
"Well it was no-" and he and Mika were knocked back by the explosion.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Fwomph
Outside Macraul Manor
Act quick
-The explosion flung Pent and his mind was turned by the suddenness of it all-
Are we betrayed?
-A fleck of thought went to retrieving his sword from his bag, any would do and so it was that accursed Horseman's blade that answered the call to his hand-
Need to maintain secrecy.
-He tried to construct a suitable face covering to protect his identity as the smoke hung in the air...-
Ersatz Alliance
Thanks...
-He backs off slightly and hides behind a clothing rack because hey need to check whether this retrieved hat is defective and don't want anyone to notice-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Lumiose City
Me: To be completely honest, I never once considered "Getting-Blown-to-the-Distortion-World-by-a-Weezing" as part of a victory celebration...
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
The Flamebringer
Four Macraul Mansion
Luciana: "I admit I don't trust them."
Luciana: "But I also don't really trust you? If you are you."
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From: Artoria
That is a fundamentally strange concept to need help with.
Meet The New Boss
Lumiose City
-When the smoke clears, Izaya is standing over Voyd and Merlin's prone bodies, and recalls Heap the Weezing-
-Voyd is unconsious. Merlin attempts to get himself off the ground only to be recalled into his ball, which Izaya is now holding-
-Izaya then takes the Z-Crystal off Voyd's person and twirls it-
Izaya: Well this has been fun but I got what I came here for. Ciao!
-and he runs-
Contact Me!
pain peko
Lumiose City
Kaiiseii: "Get your slimy back-stabbing ass back here, parka boy!"
-He draws his whip and gives chase, Beast Ball in hand.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Lumiose City
Me: -gets up- You're not getting away!!!!
-Ian gives chase with Piku-chan on his shoulder-
Me: It's a good thing I haven't changed out of my Bird Style, so that means...
-I jump high into the air-
Me: I can do THIS!
-I dance across the sky as I continue to give chase to the strange thief-
Me: Who IS this numskull?
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Meet The New Boss
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Lumiose
Des and Mika pick themselves up and dust themselves off.
"Welp...that happened. Ugh...guess we're done here."
He turns to leave.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Lumiose City
-Ian the Pikipek falls to the ground and is forced out of his transformation by the impact-
Piku-chan: <Ian! Are you okay?>
-I punch the ground in anger-
Me: They got away! They took the Z-Crystal AND MERLIN!
-I begin to cry-
Piku-chan: <There there, Ian... It'll be okay...>
Me: HOW?! They took Merlin! They took what we went to Macraul Manor for! They tried to blow us to the Distortion World! HOW WILL IT BE OKAY?!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Lumiose
Des stops and sighs.
"Ian...that's what you sign up for when you join the J-Team. You'll put yourself at risk and there are some days you just won't win. Most young people in the J-Team were only there coincidentally, just as the team was forming and gaining notoriety. You on the other hand have a choice. Is this the path you want to walk down?"
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Lumiose City
Me: -still crying- I wanted to find the J-Team... because I wanted to help people...
I honestly thought that there was nothing that the J-Team couldn't do... Nothing that could stop them...
That giant tortilla and whatever else they faced all fell before the J-Team...
The fact that sometimes I just can't win is hard to handle, that much is true... but...
We didn't lose a battle against the Macrauls...
We lost a friend to whoever that guy was...
I wish I could've reacted faster...
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Fwomph
Lumiose City
-Pentigan takes a deep breath and wanders off-
-He's mumbling under his breath about something...-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Lumiose
Ian should feel feel some arms hugging him gently.
"It's...ok. We'll figure something out. Or well, the J-Team will. No one said rising to justice was easy. I still struggle with it..."
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Macraul Manor, Near a Portal
Me: DES! THE PORTAL IS THIS WAY! WE CAN ESCAPE!!
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From: Ian the Pikipek
Silversmith! It's me, Ian! We have what we came for! There are portals opening that lead to victory for the J-Team! Do you have my backpack with you?
Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on May 11th 2019 at 6:35:32 AM
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...