Vermillion City

-Robin and Sam head for the gym, presumably with Corrin in tow-

Not Ersatz Alliance

Reshiram: <...Can you at least get me a milkshake?>

Contact Me!

Literally The Ersatz Alliance, yeah

Ophidia cringed at the idiocy surrounding her and Armando.

Ophidia: -to Armando- <We're Outnumbered by imbecilesssss. It appearsssssssss-> -cough- <appears we're the only intelligent mortals here.> -to Reshiram- <Do excuse- Milkshake? That does sound good.>

Mischief: <Ooh ooh can I have a milkshake?>

Shadow just sighs.

Shadow: Mischief, do you ever stop wanting food? -finally turns and casually waves at Reshiram- Ah, the Legendary Dragon of Truth! Hello!

Heheheh

Oreburgh City

- Shortly after arriving in Oreburgh, DS is approached by some boy -

Youngster: Howdy, coach! Oh, do you have a unique fitness badge? What should I do? I'll take you to the Symphony Orchestra.

- DS follows the boy to the Gym, where Barry is waiting outside -

Youngster: There are people there.

DS: (nods, and goes to talk to Barry)

Barry: They know? (notices DS) Oh, that's you DS! Are you finally here? You are as confused as ever. In any case, the person responsible for the gym is difficult, serious! If Jim's guidance is so difficult, what makes it different from my father? I just left. In any case, the head of the gym went to the mine. If you want to be a gym leader, you must go to the mine.

DS: (nods)

- DS and her Pokémon go to explore the city for a bit, before heading into the mine -

Oreburgh Mine

- DS explores the mine, taking the time to find items and train up her Pokémon, namely Briar Rose, before finally locating Roark -

Roark: (notices DS, then turns back to one of the breakable rocks) OK, look at this. Use Rock Smash in hidden moves to block your way to the rocks...

- Roark demonstrates Rock Smash, breaking the rock -

Roark: Break the rock so that it doesn't worry. If you get a badge for the urban gym, you can do it. Of course, the first school to win it. I'm going to be?

- Roark leaves the mine -

DS: ...

HotStuff: <Time to challenge the gym?>

DS: (nods)

Briar Rose: <I'll do my best!>

Wings: <I don't think I'll be much help...>

HotStuff: <I hope I evolve again, soon... If I can regain my Fighting-type, I'll be able to help too!>

- The group begin heading back to the entrance of the mine -

The Academy, Yellow Division

-Tanya smiles as she looks at their budget. Her division had been given the entirety of the Templar, Production, and Security budget, as well as temporary access to all of their resources. A cackle wells up from the back of her throat - such a massive change in resources was unprecedented, and tipped the Principal's hand. She was afraid of losing her new favorite toy, and she had given Tanya, the "rabid dog", a blank check to do whatever she needed to find the problem, confront it, and end it.-

-She didn't know what was coming over her - perhaps her fiddle-playing Persona was egging her on, or maybe that was just an excuse to gloat.-

-She didn't really care.-

-Because whether she is involved or not, she knew precisely who she would scapegoat and butcher, now that the old School Classes had been deemed... inefficient pursuits.-

-The final vindication - unchecked power. Now... the last purple-eyed bitch, and her friends, would die.-

-The lights go out.-

-A single light shines down as a fiddle starts playing.-

▌▌TANYA
▌▌Finally, the moment I was hoping would come
▌▌The moment she would realize she chose the wrong one
▌▌There isn't any pain I could cause to match this feeling

▌▌The pain I knew when Madame turned her back on my heart
▌▌At last will be Ludmilla's when her life falls apart
▌▌Suddenly the future's looking more appealing

▌▌Once I was filled with rage
▌▌Now I'll enjoy the ride
▌▌It's so electrifying
▌▌Watching all her dreams denied

▌▌Oh, I will fly into tomorrow
▌▌My sister full of sorrow
▌▌Finally paying for her sin

▌▌I'll smile, all the while she is crying
▌▌Inside she's slowly dying
▌▌Learning Psychics always win

▌▌Oh, trainers may be powerful
▌▌But Psychics always win

▌▌If she could see me now, she would ache with regret
▌▌Cause she'd witness all the glory I'm gonna get!
▌▌Madame focused on Ludmilla, and my blood boiled
▌▌But that's all history
▌▌Time they all understood
▌▌What they call "green with envy"
▌▌I just call "looking good"!

▌▌TANYA
▌▌▌& CHORUS
▌▌Oh, I will fly into tomorrow
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Into Tomorrow
▌▌My sister full of sorrow
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Full of sorrow
▌▌Finally paying for her sin
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Ooh-ooh-oohhhh

▌▌No strife, her life was so enchanted
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌So enchanted
▌▌She took it all for granted
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌For granted
▌▌Now she'll dream what could-have-been
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Ah-Ah-Ahhhh

▌▌Oh, trainers may be powerful
▌▌But Psychics always-
▌▌▌▌▌Psychics always-

Tanya: Wait... Why just revel in her demise when I can use it to my advantage?

▌▌TANYA
▌▌▌& CHORUS
▌▌I'll start up a special plan
▌▌To bring the J-Team down!
▌▌When The School stands there victorious
▌▌I'll swoop right into town!

▌▌When she learns this plan was mine
▌▌Oh Madame she will see
▌▌She should have chosen me!
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Ohh-Ahhhh

▌▌So I will fly into tomorrow
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Tomorrow
▌▌Delighting in their sorrow
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Sorrow
▌▌As the better days begin
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌The better days begin

▌▌This time nobody's gonna stop me
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Stop me
▌▌No trainer's gonna top me
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Top me
▌▌Oh, Psychics always win
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌Psychics always win

▌▌Her happy ending will be mine
▌▌Cause Psychics always win!

Lumiose City, near the Yonut

Arachna-Guy 2.0: Well, this is a pickle. Mind if I invite a few friends.

Arachna-Guy 2 takes out a pokéball and unleashes a kabutops.

Arachna-Guy 2.0: Go

Arachna-Guy 1.0: Yeah, well, you're not the only one.

He does the same, but with a kabuto.

Arachna-Guy 1.0: So are we using their superhero names? 'Cause I haven't given him one yet and it's upsetting him.

Oscar, the Kabutops: <Hey dad.>

Shinji, the Kabuto: <Hey.>

Arachna-Guy 2.0: Cheirurus, rock tomb!

Arachna-Guy 1.0: Uh, Cheirurus Sr., rock slide, then toss a rock throw at those balloon fellows.

The Cheirurids: <TRILOBITE POWERS ACTIVATE>

Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 16th 2019 at 8:59:38 PM

Not Ersatz alliance

Armando: <...What's a milkshake?>

Cortez: <It's when you take ice cream and make it into a drink!>

Armando: <...Do we have any ice cream?>

Cortez: <Nope! But we're in a store, right? Let's find some! Mischief! Help me find some ice cream!>

Armando: <...So, uhhh, how big of a milkshake are we—>

Shield Sheafson: <If you will not answer my question, I shall ask it with force!>

Shield attacked Armando yet again.

Armando: <GOD— There is a Reshiram requesting a milkshake right there! Now is not the time to attack me! *dodges a slice* Ophidia, send your goon to my aid!>

Silversmith, in corner: "My father will disown me... I'll be destitute... *shudders*"

Ersatz Alliance

Mischief rushes off and returns with ice cream and milk.

Mischief: <Got it now let's have milkshakes!!!>

Ophidia: <Maverick! Night Slash!>

Maverick used Night Slash!

Heheheh

Halsei is still sleeping quietly, but the lumbering figure mentions something.

???: "...Asterios."

He doesn't actually know if they heard that or not, but he keeps an eye out for anyone that might come their way until they reawaken.

Oreburgh Gym

- After taking HotStuff's advice to train enough for her to evolve into a Monferno first, DS heads to the Gym -

Guy at the entrance: (notices DS) Hello! Come to be Champ-to-be? This is what I told a very depressed person. Jim Leader is a Pokémon to stop users. Yes, please listen. Does the type of rock Pokémon really hate water? They are also susceptible to grass sports. No, they certainly have weaknesses! But do not think. If you don't hide your weaknesses, you can't be the head of the gym. Finding Pokémon Rock or Fire Pokémon is not easy. This is the entire tutorial speaker I can give. Thank you for listening!

DS: (nods and smiles at the guy)

Monferno!HotStuff: <... Okay, let's do this.>

- DS heads into the Gym -

Gym Trainer 1: Have you been far away? We will give you reason to do it!

- DS manages to defeat the first trainer without too much trouble -

Gym Trainer 1: Why do I want to fight?

- DS continues forward, challenging the next trainer -

Gym Trainer 2: All that only wants to win, they can combine the Christmas home!

DS: ...?

- DS manages to defeat the second trainer as well -

Gym Trainer 2: Ggh ... it's humiliated!

- After leaving briefly to go heal, she heads back to challenge Roark -

Roark: Hello! This is the Pokémon Ore Ore Gym! I'm Roark, a gym class leader! I am the only coach who decided to walk proudly with the Pokémon Rock! As a gym manager, you need to identify your potential as a coach. And I will have to see the hardness of Pokémon to beat you!

- And so, the battle begins -

...

...

Roark: (after sending out Cranidos after DS' Pokémon manage to take down his first two Pokémon) Do you think you can win the Wolves as before?

...

...

Roark: No way for the moment, do not give up!

...

...

- After a tough battle, DS finally wins -

Roark: Thing? I can not do that! My funny Pokémon!

DS: (smiles)

Monferno!HotStuff: <Whew... We did it!>

Roark: Awkward ... I went to a coach who didn't have a fitness badge. But it is very difficult. You're strong, I'm weak. That's all. According to the rules of the Pokémon League I have to give you our club badge because you met me, the boss. This is your official badge of the Coal of the Pokémon League.

- Roark gives DS the Coal Badge -

DS: (puts the badge into her Badge Case)

Roark: With this carbon badge, your Pokémon can use gravel for hidden moves outside the battle. You must accept it too.

- Roark gives DS the TM 76 -

Roark: Your TM 76 contains an invisible motion block. This is a sport that will hurt the enemy and become a fight. Incidentally, TM teaches Pokémon immediately. TM will interrupt this, however. Remember that Pokémon should experience its movement.

DS: (nods and puts the TM into her bag)

Monferno!HotStuff: <All right, now we can move on! We should be able to find Sparq soon, huh?>

DS: (nods and smiles)

- DS and her Pokémon exit the gym -

Oreburgh City

- As they are preparing to head back towards Jubilife, Barry shows up again -

Barry: UPS! DS! They have a gym badge. Eden City is a place where the gym can provide names. (looks over in the opposite direction) Yes, I drove up to Route 207, but you can't have bikes. It didn't work because I fought and strengthened my team. (turns back to DS) So I go back to Jubilife town. Next stop, Eternal fitness badge! 10 seconds before he throws me! Nine ... Bar! Who has time to tell?

- Barry runs off again -

DS: ...

Briar Rose: (giggles) <He's always in such a rush, isn't he?>

- DS and her team begin heading back towards Jubilife -

Kanto Route 4

A young man and woman riding a torterra argue about something.

Priscilla: See, this is why we should ask for directions.

Henry: Come on, it isn't that bad.

Priscilla: Not that bad? We lost an expensive car to a ditch and you simply had to be a dick to the guy fishing it out. Now that company won't work for PEFE or Best Berry. Geez, thanks a lot.

Henry: Well, if you've only begged like I told you to.

Priscilla: An indignity. And we could've hired a new auto service but nooo, the car is ruined because the new car smell isn't there anymore and you blamed the motor workers.

Henry: When we get to Cerulean City, I'll just buy a new one.

Priscilla: A new auto service provider?

Henry: Pfft. A new car.

Priscilla: You owned it for what, a week? How frivolous are you? And we could've booked a Gruber but noooo, you're banned from that too.

Henry: That wasn't my fault! Mr. Smith said something to one of the drivers one day and now Best Berry employees are banned.

Priscilla: You say it like it's a bad thing.

Henry: Like you're the one to talk. How many hotels are J-Team affiliates banned from again? <mocking tone> "Oh, Dr. Tagg, I managed to scrape enough money from our budget so we can bail out the J-Team for their hideous crimes."

Priscilla: Oh, like the ones you sneaseled Sam Laughlin out of repeatedly since you joined their legal team. That's it, we're asking for directions. Zhi, halt.

The torterra stopped near a young man staring at something shiny.

Priscilla: Excuse me, young man. Do you happen to know the direction toward Cerulean City?

Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 3rd 2019 at 12:17:48 AM

Mt. Moon Square

Milagros: <Okay, guys, we're back from Mt. Mo- what the fuck.>

He would watch that was going on.

Milagros: <Still wondering when I'll evolve.>

Bastion: Well, really, Panchams can only evolve when there's a Dark-Type Pokemon with them. And you're in luck because Blitz exists.

Milagros: <Well, it's time to train.>

Imagine a montage here where Milagros is in a room being trained by Bastion.

Hours later...

Milagros: <Okay, what attacks can I use?>

Bastion: Anything up to Vital Throw.

Milagros: <That means I'm close to evolving...>

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)

-Sure enough, with some searching, Robin and Corrin would find a Sneasel in an alleyway digging through the contents of a backpack-

Corrin: Hey, I think that's his!

Sneasel: <Hm?>

Whemstever

Des and Suezo are milling about doing Arceus-knows-what. Hold on, whomst is Suezo?

Both monster and rancher may be approachethed.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Kanto Route 4

Me: -almost entranced by the shiny thing- Keep going east until the music changes...

Piku-chan: -Not entranced by the shiny thing- <Ian? Are you okay?>

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

Jubilife City, early this morning

Another man has joined Artoria, Mordred, Demon Archer, and Sakura Saber.

New Person: "You may call me Caster. My employer has seen fit to dispatch me to deal with this."

Caster: "I don't have much fighting ability, not in this form, at least, nor any desire to fight, but I can provide mission control and analyze these... Nobus."

Demon Archer: "Ahahaha! Excellent, we can stop using this old thing!" -She tosses whatever device she had been using to track the Nobus, shattering it against a Nobu behind her, who disappears from the impact.

Caster: "... I was about to ask if I could see the device you were using to track them. I'll make do."

Demon Archer: "... Ah well! It can't be helped!"

Caster walks over to the shattered remains of the teapot, or whatever it was.

Caster: "... Yes. I need an electronics part store."

Mordred: "I think there's still a Radioshack somewhere."

Caster: "Then let us go. I would like this dealt with as soon as possible."

Artoria: "It won't be open, yet..."

Jubilife City, a bit ago.

Caster: "I've finished the device. We just need to find one of the creatures to attune it to."

Sakura Saber: "Well that shouldn't be too hard!"

Caster: "The creature needs to be alive for the duration of the attunement process."

Demon Archer: "Well! It can't be helped, we'll just have to capture one."

Artoria: "Oh Arceus."

Jubilife City, present

Artoria: "That was significantly easier than expected.

One of the Nobus has fallen over, and is caught under a net.

Caster: "This shouldn't take long."

Artoria: "... So, Demon Archer, or whatever your name actually is, why do these Nobu things look like you?"

Demon archer sweatdrops.

Demon Archer: "That's an excellent question! I'd like to know myself."

Castelia City

The Nobus have spread south.

They're everywhere, it seems.

Some of them have taken interest in the Morbols

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Kanto Route 4

Priscilla: Easier said than done, what with this fellow taking over the mp3 player.

Henry: Hey, at least I don't fawn over [Korean] boybands. Or would you rather I replay that one [Canadian] one you used to like so much?

Priscilla: Are you okay, young man?

Henry: Good grief, Priscilla, are you going to take on yet another charity basket case.

Zhi, to Piku-chan: <Is there something wrong with him? Should we intervene?>

Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 26th 2019 at 5:58:44 PM

Kanto Route 4

Piku-chan: -to Zhi- <Yeah, there's something wrong with him... He found a shiny thing over here and he's outright entranced by it... Is there anything you can do?>

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

Hau'oli beach

-Eva 2.0 had been significantly damaged.-

Eva 2.0: Wait! I'm not done yet! You have yet to see... MY TRUE FORM!!!

-Eva 2.0 grows much larger, but that's about it.-

ULTIMATE EVA: MUAHAHAHAHA! PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE! I WILL HAVE SUPREME VICTORY!

Eva: Take this!

-Eva picks up a stone and chucks it at ULTIMATE EVA.-

ULTIMATE EVA: REALLY? HOW STUPID ARE YOU? A MERE STONE COULDN'T HURT-

-She starts to break into pieces.-

ULTIMATE EVA: WHAT? NOOOO! HOW?! WHYYYY?!?!!?!?!?!

-She explodes.-

Ada: Huh. Welp.

Alola route 4, the tour bus

-Kat is half asleep on Cady's sofa bed. Lila walks in. There is a sparkly pair of Clefable shaped wings on Lila's back.-

Kat: Oh hi Lila.

Lila: Hi Kat.

Kat: It's a shame Cady can't seem to be affected by hypnosis for some reason. This is the best siesta I've had for ages.

Lila: Huh, nice.

-Kat sits up, then stares quizzically at Lila.-

Kat: Huh? Is it just me or do you have fairy wings?

Lila: Huh? I have wings?

-She goes and looks in a mirror, fluttering up in surprise.-

Lila: Aack! You're right!

-Cady returns, sporting a pair of leafy wings.-

Kat: You too?

Cady: I was wondering when you'd notice. My parents got wings too. Just like last year.

Lila: You mean this has happened before?

Cady: Every April 1st. I guess maybe it's because our ancestors come from [Ireland]. They say it's a very fae place.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Kanto Route 4

Priscilla and Henry jump out of Zhi's back. Priscilla approaches Ian and puts a hand on his shoulder.

Priscilla: Young man, what is it that you're looking at over there?

Zhi rears up her front legs and lets her body drop with a great big thud. The resulting seismic wave should force whatever it was in the grass to jump out.

Edited by MasterJayAM on May 28th 2019 at 3:52:54 AM

Stormchaser

???: <Oh.. I suppose I understand that.>

???: <Well that answers where we are I guess, but I still to know why it seems like the curse moved up a few stages.>

???: <I don't remember shifting into fox form either, and I certainly didn't have this many tails before...>

off the shits

Jubilife City

- Upon returning to Jubilife, DS is approached by Looker -

Looker: Do you have a notebook of friends? Visitors to the Pokémon Center cellar can use the Pal Pad free of charge. (looks around) However, the city's anniversary has no shadow. That's why I'm investigating elsewhere. But my friend, I suggest you be cautious with the adults of the shadow!

- Looker walks away -

DS: ...

HotStuff: <... Aren't there Team Galactic grunts bothering Ron- I mean, Rowan and Lucas over in that direction?> (points) <Speaking of which, I guess it's time to do something about that, right?>

DS: (nods)

HotStuff: <All right, let's do it!>

- We head over to the Northern part of the city, where Rowan and Lucas are being bothered by two Galactic Grunts -

Grunt 1: Now, now, now! Ron, you need to move on. Insert all results. Certainly, for free. If you do not follow it, it will be a time of trouble for the helper.

Professor Rowan: (ignores the Grunt as he spots DS approaching) How did ah DS Pokédex develop?

DS: (shows off her Coal Badge)

Professor Rowan: This is the badge of Orlyburg fitness. But will not I give you the first Pokémon lately ...? Perhaps your second attribute is as a coach.

Grunt 1: Oh, Pokémon Teacher, are you working so hard? We talk to you. This is because this is our job. What we say is: we ask you to follow our requirements.

Professor Rowan: (looks over at the grunts) It's easy, many of you! Why are you so annoyed? Let me list some of the courses you still have to learn. # 1: There is no good reason not to shut up.

DS: (snickers)

Professor Rowan: # 2: Do not interfere with others when you want to talk. # 3: If you get lost, do not overdo it. # 4: Do not think that you've been stressing because of your relationship. # 5: Do you have weird clothes? My God ... You're an adult? (to DS and Lucas) Do not grow until your child looks like these disappointing specimens.

Grunt 1: (annoyed) Yes, you have to do it yourself! You have to show our hands! I'm married to the Galaxy Team!

Professor Rowan: (to DS and Lucas) Hello. Please, give an educated education to these killers.

Lucas: DS! Come and fight with these guys!

DS: (nods)

- DS and Lucas fight together to take down the two Galactic Grunts, taking them down -

Grunt 1: What is the problem? Do you have two children, one child?

Grunt 2: No ... it's time to return. This work is difficult.

Grunt 1: They did not choose. I must return now. We do so because Team Galactic is kind to all people.

- The two Grunts flee -

Professor Rowan: That's why they are called the Galaxy Team. As long as I develop Pokémon, to release energy from these seems to be ... But I think this is a stronger power than our power. But the galaxy seems to investigate the possibility of this power. They want to know if anyone can do this by force.

Lucas: DS, you know? The professors also study the development of Pokémon. According to their research, 90% of Pokémon are associated with evolution. Perhaps these idiots are trying to get research data from professors. They are not allowed to do so!

Professor Rowan: (to Lucas) This is the end so you can relax now. (to both trainerS) Thanks to both of us, the situation had no effect. Thank you. (to DS) By the way, DS. I congratulate you on your martial arts.

DS: (thinking) That reminds me, I never really got around to getting those self-defense lessons from Tagg... Wonder what everyone has been up to?

Professor Rowan: They made me think. Do you want to collect all Sinnoh badges? If you do, you will definitely find a lot of Pokémon. This obviously means that your Pokédex page is always full. In other cases, this is important for my search. In other words, I gave you the first Pokémon and Pokédex. Feel free to tell them. Take care of yourself now.

DS: (nods)

- Professor Rowan and Lucas leave, as a person from Jubilife TV approaches DS -

Guy from Jubilife TV: Oh, that's good! It’s really good to do well! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm from Jubilife TV! I want you to have something that makes me see that devastating battle!

- The guy gives DS the Fashion Case -

DS: (thinking) Hmm, it's been a while since I participated in a Pokémon Contest...

- DS puts the case into her bag -

Guy from Jubilife TV: It is in that case fashionable ... You will find a selection of elegant accessories and elegant backgrounds! Dress up your Pokémon and look at your attractiveness! Now TV channels offer visitors the chance to dress Pokémon! There are some unforgettable gifts! Welcome to our TV room!

- The guy leaves -

DS: (thinking) Wonder why we don't really see Pokémon Contests in regions besides Hoenn and Sinnoh...?

HotStuff: <Hey, DS!>

DS: ...!

HotStuff: <Next stop is Floaroma, right?>

DS: (nods)

- The group head back to the Pokémon Center to heal up before moving on -

ersatz alliance

-Lila, with Clefable shaped wings and Cady, with leaf shaped wings are here now.-

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Castellia

-Some he Malboros are moving up [Broadway], and performing a new number.-

Castellia, Ren's appartment

-The adventuring group is watch the live broadcast on Ren's television.-

Renard Clavis: -blinks- But... But... Where did the other dancers come from? How was it so well executed?

Kinrei, the Au Ra: -to Keys- So you're saying this stuff is normal once a year?

Keys: Pretty much, kupo.

Renard Clavis: WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT!?

Keys: This is Castellia City, kupo. A guy and a girl can go out with nothing but their smallcloths and a hat and no one would bat an eye, kupo.

Renard Clavis: -staring blankly at Keys- ... ... ... ... You know what, fine! Viva la weird.

Leeja, the Viera: Well if that's the case, I just as well go outside that stay in here.

X'Pooz, the Miqo'te: Spendid! I saw what look to be a small forest nearby. Maybe I can find some gamefowl for us.

Keys: First of all, that would be a park. And secondly, AND NO YOU WON'T, KUPO!

Mor Dhona, The Rising Stones

-Ren walks in with some gear that he wheeled and dealed with Rowena to get. Sure it cost him every piece of fabric he had in his bags, but those could be replaced.-

Ren: I'm back!

-Several people turn to Ren. And Ren saw representatives of the Adders, the Maelstrom, the Temple Knights, the Republic, and a shinobi.-

Ren: Quite the turn out. I'll be happy to answer all you questions as soon as I make sure my family gets these.

-Ren places the gear in front of Cambria before turning to assembled representatives.-

Ren: Now. First thing's first. Is the incident four years ago where the Warrior of Light vanished for a day a classified incident?

Castellia

-About five Malboros are milling about when they are approached by some of the Nobus.-

Malboro #41: -To some of the Nobus, in the most Bob Ross voice ever- You guys like debuffs? What's you're favorite? Mine's everything.

-Unfortunately Malboro #41 accidentally started breathing on the Nobus he bent over to talk to...-

-This will all end in flames, won't it?-

Mt. Moon Square

Not long later, after more training, Milagros started glowing.

Milagros: <It's happening!>

Within seconds, Milagros would evolve into a Pangoro.

Milagros: <Woohoo!>

He would high five Bastion... and knocked him into the wall.

Milagros: <Oops, sorry...>

Bastion: It's okay.

Bastion gave him the thumbs up.

Milagros: <Anyway...>

He took off his armband, turning him back into a human.

Milagros: It's maybe time we joined the J-Team!

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)

Kanto Route 4

-A strange pink stone with a purple spiral pattern is forced to jump up from out of the grass by Zhi's thud-

-The seismic shock knocks me onto my backside as the stone falls into my hands-

-I blink repeatedly and come to my senses-

Me: -somewhat dizzy- Uurgh... What happened? Last I remember, I found something shiny in the grass...

What am I doing on my butt?

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...