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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#551876: Mar 5th 2019 at 11:37:01 AM

Stormchaser, Channah's room

Channah: -sits in front of her laptop on the floor with Korexis on her lap, reading the PEFE data on the Deino line- ...Man, you got a lot of weird stuff goin on in that head of yours, huh.

Korexis: -gnaws on her collar-

Channah: Well, maybe not right now. -reads further, squinting a little- God I should've gone to college. Reading this shit makes me feel so brainless. Especially when Tagg wrote some of this stuff.

Korexis: -perks up at hearing his name- <Tagg!>

Channah: Yeah. At least he still likes me, if he gave you to me. I think. If it's not pity. -sighs- Seems like everyone he's close to is with PEFE. Like that Ever, and Lingua. Of course she rescued us. I'm surprised he didn't kiss her. Don't know why they're not going out yet.

Korexis: <Ack! Hurts!>

Channah: -relaxes her grip on their neck- Oops. Anyway... Did you know he talked about wanting to go out sometime with both me and Solana, in Ultra Space? -laughs- Like, fuck that noise.

Korexis: -wriggled uncomfortably- <I'm hungry!>

Channah: Yeah, yep. According to you and PEFE, looks like I've got another Titus and Necrobutcher on my hands. What is it with you people and eating so much? -picks them up and heads down to the kitchen, leaving the laptop on-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#551877: Mar 5th 2019 at 11:58:23 AM

Pewter Gym, VS Brock (Days ago...)

Brock: As funny as this is, Rhydon is unable to battle...

-Brock calls back his dizzy Rhydon-

Brock: Now, let the fun begin!

-Brock throws another Poké Ball and out comes a Tyranitar!-

-Brock's Tyranitar lets out a roar-

Oshawittle and I: RUUUUUUUUN!!! IT'S ARCEUSZILLAAAAAAA!!!>

Brock: -chuckles- It looks like Arceuszilla... ...but due to international copyright laws... it's not.

Oshawittle and I: STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS ARCEUSZILLAAAAAAA!!!>

Brock: Though it isn't.

-Suddenly, Brock, Oshawittle and I start running around screaming-

-Oshawittle spins extremely quickly, only to make himself dizzy-

-I trip on my own feet and hit the floor with my face.-

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Mar 7th 2019 at 7:56:41 AM

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#551878: Mar 5th 2019 at 12:06:22 PM

Stormchaser Kitchen

Daydre is here! She's dressed in pajamas and eating mashed potatoes out of a saucepan. She registers Channah's presence and looks up to say "hello" before going back to her potatoes.

off the shits
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#551879: Mar 5th 2019 at 12:33:03 PM

Stormchaser kitchen

Korexis: -takes a big sniff- <...Potatoes!>

Channah: Uh, you sure you don't want meat? I -

Korexis: -leaps out of her arms and runs over to Daydre, tugging at her pantleg- <Potatoes!>

Channah: -notices what's in the pot- Oh. No, that's uh, her food. Come 'ere.

' Korexis:' -shakes their head- <Please!>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#551880: Mar 5th 2019 at 12:40:09 PM

Stormchaser Kitchen

Daydre blinks.

"Oh, uh.. I'm pretty much done anyway.. You can have the rest, I guess. Might want to put it in a different bowl or something first..."

off the shits
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#551881: Mar 5th 2019 at 12:51:39 PM

Stormchaser kitchen

Korexis: <Bah!> -c o n s u m e s-

Channah: Welp. Er, thanks. You're... Debbie? No...

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#551882: Mar 5th 2019 at 1:08:08 PM

Stormchaser Kitchen

Daydre puts the pan on the floor so Korexis can reach it better.

"Oh no, I'm Daydre. ... What was your name again?"

off the shits
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#551883: Mar 5th 2019 at 1:19:03 PM

Jubilife

Yeah we goofed up and need to leave...

-He gets his phone out and starts trying to get the group out with the App-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#551884: Mar 5th 2019 at 1:27:34 PM

Stormchaser kitchen

Channah: -over the nomming in the background- I'm Channah. Think I've seen you during like, a raid or something?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#551885: Mar 5th 2019 at 1:29:52 PM

Stormchaser Kitchen

"Yeah, probably. I've seen a lot of people in passing at meetings and whatever but I don't actually know a lot of their names.."

off the shits
Routeferret Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
#551886: Mar 5th 2019 at 1:41:40 PM

Auction

Morgan took a moment to calm down. As did the whole situation.

Greaser: You damn... frugal... Oh, I’m too tired for insults...

Morgan: That was amazing... So, when is the auction for that painting starting?

Edited by Routeferret on Mar 5th 2019 at 9:42:22 AM

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551887: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:04:31 PM

Jubilife

Artoria: <A tactical withdrawal, then.>

She fumbles with her phone a bit.

<What I wouldn't give for opposable thumbs here, too...>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#551888: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:09:09 PM

Jubilife — The Prost

-Rose digs out her phone, and starts fiddling with the app.-

Rose: C'mon, please don't crash...

-Corrin stoops down to help Artoria with her thumb issue.-

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#551889: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:09:35 PM

Jubilife

"Yeah I'm down for getting out of here. I'm already confused enough," Silas commented, pulling out his phone, "Bishop you there?"

"Here Captain, this app confounds me."

"Fun."

Storage Room

Rogue and Lamb would find a few works of art, a large statue, and what looked to be a few swords forged by a "A. Grant" around the early 1400s.

Then there were the crates, all labelled in increasingly creative and concerning ways.

Backstage

Fox dropped down and looked around a corner, seeing the gathering of evil, and on the stage, a Hunter of sorts dressed up in a thick black trenchcoat.

"Jeez, either a Hunter J wannabe or the biggest edgelord I've ever seen," she muttered as she looked about, finding a few petrifier rifles in a barrel listed as "Item 13."

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#551890: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:17:44 PM

ersatz, past

Kat: Huh? Ya talkin' to me? Oh, alrighty then.

-She puts on her necklace and turns into a Skitty.-

Merah: Yes! Thank you.

Eva: Cool! Shame about the twister thing though...

stormchaser

-Eva, Lila, Danny and Kat are sitting around a table-

Kat: These better be good... I'm starving!

Danny: Well, I think they are at least.

Eva: Who's ready to eat a load of pancakes?

Lila: Hooray!

-Gwen walks in carrying a large stack of pancakes-

Gwen: Bon appetit!

Kat: Of course, no one does pancakes like they do 'em in Kalos.

Danny: Unless you're me. Then you get a large mess.

Lila: These are great!

Eva: Thanks for making them!

Gwen: No problem...

-Cady walks in, carrying an ice cream tub.-

Cady: I hope I didn't miss the pancakes!

Gwen: Nope...

Danny: Could you keep the ice cream at a distance, though?

Cady: OK, I understand.

-She joins everyone else eating pancakes at the table.-

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#551891: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:24:13 PM

Jubilife

"That's fair. Arceus knows how many mooks we'd be fighting if we go in there. Sorry," he apologized as he pulled out and turned on his phone.

Aldrich Manor

"These must be the items that are being auctioned off," Lamb observed. "Most everything here looks like it'd belong in a museum," she added as she looked at one of the swords. "All this could collectively go for tens of millions."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#551892: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:26:11 PM

Jubilife Prost

Des pulls out his phone.

"We should pick up some cat treats for that Morgan character if we ever bump into them again."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#551893: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:26:20 PM

-Aria and Ren pull out their respective devices-

-Oscar blinks realizing an uncomfortable fact he doe dare to voice.-

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Mar 5th 2019 at 4:26:37 AM

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#551894: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:31:05 PM

Jubilife

Maybe not outright cat treats, that seems like a touchy spot. Maybe just snacks that are conveniently cat-safe?

-He shrugs and tries to activate the return function-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#551895: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:34:57 PM

Theater Prost, Yesterday

Nav Apps: Returning to the Real World.

-The worlds shift.-

Real World Jubilife, Yesterday

Nav Apps: Good work. Have a pleasant day.

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Mar 5th 2019 at 4:36:15 AM

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#551896: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:38:32 PM

Jubilife, Yesterday

"Oh good, the material world. Do you want us to stick around or do you want to schedule a meetin'?"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#551897: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:42:38 PM

Jubilife, yesterday

-Lane wibbles back into the real world-

Lane:I’m never gonna get used to that, am I.

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551898: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:45:11 PM

Jubilife

Artoria looks down at herself. Human again.

Artoria: "That was... strange."

Edited by Izshta on Mar 5th 2019 at 2:45:25 AM

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#551899: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:46:07 PM

-Ren and Aria are back.-

-Oscar is back and in his human form again.-

Oscar: O_O;; Nope. Not questioning it.

Ren: I say we we meet up and discuss what to do next time. Question is where?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#551900: Mar 5th 2019 at 2:48:16 PM

The Prost

Crochet: -Watching me work the app- <...Well it's a good thing Tagg has a phone because it would be about as hard for me as Artoria to use one.>

Jubilife, yesterday

-After reappearing in the waking world-

Back at Clavis Entertainment would give us the most security...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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