Dunsparce Cloud
Cafe Soleil
Brie: I mean, every mon is weird in their own way, right?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Logan sat down on a fold out chair, his new top of the line Fighter behind him, a Model-R Zyguardian Fighter, before him, a simple campfire. Stellar Doom had been recently hired to deal with a 'issue' of sorts out here, namely a terrorist incursion that was getting ready to try and turn the planet into a superweapon. Logan pondered how that would even work, no matter, he was here, the job was done, and he was hungry.
He grumbled as he picked up what he thought was maybe a Golispod arm and cooked it over the fire. He had left his rations back in the ship and Shifter had been commanded to take the Venture Front out of the combat zone, the ship was a older model and needed some serious point defense upgrades. With the arm cooked, he gripped onto it and took a bite.
"Hey Logan, what're ya doing?" A voice came, his new partner, a large Infernape named Chase had been hired, and Chase was a... interesting fellow with a tenuous grasp on reality. Either that or he was constantly playing mind games with him.
"Nothing Chase, just eating someone... how about you?" Logan asked, barely interested.
"Oh nothing , just eating this delicious butterfinger. And you can't have any Logan."
Logan rolled his eyes and took another bite, "Whatever Chase, I didn't want any anyway."
The next few seconds were filled with the sounds of Chase eating a candybar, and enjoying himself, "Oh... So good, oh those chocolate and nuts..."
Logan looked to Chase, then to the arm he was eating, back to Chase, and finally.
"ARCEUS DAMNIT CHASE GIVE ME THAT BUTTERFINGER!" Logan shouted.
Chase in a instant ran into his Zyguardian Fighter and took off shouting, "Ah, ah, ah!" and then over the headset Logan could hear as the ship flew off into the skies, "CAN'T LAY A FINGER OOOON MYYYY BUTTERFINGER!"
Logan couldn't help but feel a cosmic joke being played on him, and he looked back to what he was eating and grimaced, "Never thought I'd miss the food on Foxeria..."
Edited by EchoingSilence on Sep 23rd 2018 at 11:30:38 AM
Flying Colors
Random Trapinch who would eventually grow up to be Spectrum: <Hi! You must be new around here! Let me show you around! There's the sand cliff, and the sand dunes, and the rocky cliff, and the rocky ruins...>
Kai: You could certainly say that...
Dunsparce Cloud
Cafe Soleil
Brie: But, hey, everything's good now! Told you it would work out.
-she grins-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Flying Colors
-Kai smirks-
Kai: So you did.
-They look back inside-
Kai: So, uh, did you want to come in? The conversation with Alice may be over, but there's no saying we still can't make the most of being here. The food is really good. ^_^
Dunsparce Cloud
Cafe Soleil
Brie: Uh, yeah. Turns out suplexing dragons works up an appetite.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Flying Colors
Kai: It does, doesn't it? Also suplexing Ramph was amazing to see and I'm pretty sure I became gayer just witnessing that.
Dunsparce Cloud
Cafe Soleil
-Brie blushes-
Brie: Oh gosh.
-...-
Brie: ...So yeah! Let's go get some food! ^_^
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Flying Colors
-Kai smiles, doing their best to ignore the tint in their cheeks, and heads back to the same table for the sake of convenience.-
like christ, but with more nails
PEFE HQ, somewhere outside
-Nino and Channah have been sparring while Liepard!Legault snoozes in the grass-
Basil: -gets hit by a Psybeam and faints-
Juge: <?... Eek!> -transforms into a Gardevoir- <...Ooh, I feel pretty.>
Nino: -hugs Juge- Aaah, you're so tall now! And graceful!
Channah: -gruffly- Nice. Uh... What about Jaffar, now? He ready yet?
Nino: Wellll, I haven't really been battling with him, but he seems a lot less... violent than he was at first. We can have almost-normal conversations!
Channah: Same with Necrobutcher. We really gotta purify them soon, it's... Um. Been way too long.
Nino: -tilts her head- Are you alright, Channah? You look really tired.
Channah: -pinches the bridge of her nose- Yeah, didn't sleep well. Imma go have breakfast. Or lunch. Good job today. -wanders off-
Nino: -blinks, then goes over and shakes Legault awake- Hey, Juge's done training now. Let's go practice ourselves on those weird training dummies they have here!
Legault: <...Mmf? Ah, er, I thought we'd do that tomorrow.>
Nino: But Uncle Legault, you said we should stay sharp, especially since we're hiding from the J-Team's enemies now.
Legault: <Oh. Right.> -sighs- <Just, ah, don't set me on fire too much, alright?>
Edited by Metanoia on Sep 23rd 2018 at 2:03:51 PM
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Flamebringer
Lumiose
Luciana's expression turns grim for a moment. "I certainly hope not, that would be disappointing." All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Flying Colors
-The group topples out of the portal.-
Vierr: ...That explains why something was up with the other Robin.
Corrin: Wait, you knew?
Vierr: I mean, I could tell something was fishy about her, but I boiled it down to just being a different universe's Robin. Not being Grima.
Some Rando
Lumiose
Upon Luciana agreeing with Gail’s opinion of Flare, a Talonflame spontaneously materialized and simply perched on Gail’s shoulder, staring at her.
The fire-type stared through squinted eyelids at her indignant-looking trainer before materializing as suddenly as she appeared.
“I wasn’t a part of Flare before they disbanded. That’s the joke,” Gail said.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Meet The New Boss
Robin's Room
Robin: Well, she's their problem now...
...We need to warn the others. Either of you have your phone on you?
-something slithers away, escaping everyone's notice-
Route 111
Darmanitan 1: <Damn it, they got away!>
Sutur: <We will find them...>
-Suddenly Finntous-
At last, the one I was seeking... And you wish to join me willingly! Very well, I accept.
San Dialga Gym
-The Quagsire goes down to the Bullet Seed-
-Iris sends out a Dewgong-
Iris: Ice Beam!
-the Dewgong shoots a freeze ray from his mouth-
N's Castle
-the balloon is retrieved easily-
-Suddenly Beep-O buzzes-
Beep-O: I've got another email!
Edited by Umbramatic on Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:58:27 PM
Contact Me!
Flying Colors
Vierr: Already on it.
From: Vierr
Guys we're about to go full Blazing Sigil Heroes up in this, Sutur's here and making contracts.
-A teenage girl — probably about 16 or so — with tan skin, curly black hair, round glasses, and wearing a jean jacket over a flowery sundress, is wandering around the city, accompanied by a Pawniard and a Fomantis.-
Girl: Come on, where are they? Coop said they'd be around here somewhere.
Fomantis: <Maybe he got it wrong? I think he got it wrong.>
Girl: Ugh, maybe.
Snakeye is hit and goes sliding over to Harold, he is out.
Harold sighs, "Okay, next up, Tae."
Tae walks over and cracks his neck, <Alright, let's get this going.>
"Rock Tomb."
Tae nods and punches the ground, hard, it shakes and out come several rock spikes surrounding the Dewgong.
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE HQ
To: Square Enix
From: Ever
who
also how do i get a contract
The Flamebringer
Lumiose
Luciana staaaares back at the Talonflame. "Well, that's good."She falls silent.
F!Robin, for the first time in a while, remembers she has a phone after getting a text notification.
From: The other Robin
That is concerning.
In doing so, she very nearly walks into said girl.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Flying Colors
From: Vierr
the answer is no
From: Vierr
Oh thank the gods you're the real one. The Grima version of you is now under his command.
Also we're at PEFE, but I couldn't explain how to get here, ask Tagg.
-The girl narrowly avoids being bumped into. Her Pawniard gasps dramatically-
Pawniard: <Robin?! Is that you?>
Girl: Hold on, hold on!
-The girl looks at F!Robin-
Girl: Hey, you. Is there a convention going on, or is this just what you wear?
Fomantis: <Ooh, clever! It kinda sounds a teensy bit rude if she's not, though...>
Well, that's concerning. I'll let Yarne know what's up with that so he'll stay safe.
From: Maggie
Know what? Oh no no no... When *you're* actually worried about something I know it's bad...
From: Yarne
Finntous gives an evil cackle.
Finntous: <Excellent, then. Away! Let us shred virtuous waves to attain our goals, brother!>
Edited by CorvusAtrox on Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:45:57 AM
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
The Flamebringer
Lumiose
F!Robin looks up from her phone, tilting her head at the Pawniard. "Should I know you...?"She then looks to the girl. "Not that I know of. This is what I normally wear."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
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Girl: Oh, good, you're the real deal.
Pawniard: <Robin! Thank the gods, it really is you! It's— it is I, Owain Dark!>
-The Pawniard does his iconic sword hand pose, accentuated by literally having sword hands.-
Pawniard Owain: <I have crossed world upon world upon world to return to my family and friends, and at last, my sword hand has guided me well once again!>
Girl: I can only imagine having to deal with this on a regular basis.
-She smiles.-
Girl: Name's Jackie.
Edited by BittersweetNSour on Sep 23rd 2018 at 5:02:04 AM
The Flamebringer
Lumiose
F!Robin: "Hello, Owain." She nods. "He can certainly be a handful.""I take it I don't need to introduce myself, then. Nice to meet you, Jackie."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
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Jackie: Right back at'cha.
Owain: <Hey, now, come on! The life of a dark hero is a tumultuous one, and I must be alert and ready to strike at all times!>
-Jackie rolls her eyes, and looks around-
Jackie: So, uh, you know where the J-Team is? They're supposed to have this big battle right about now, but I can't find where their darn airship is.
-Sweatdrop-
Kai: ...That's certainly something. It's good to know you know how to handle it, yet somewhat concerning that it's something you've had to get used to in the first place.