chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
stormchaser
Lila: Umm... I don't have a room.Eva: And I'm not even officially j-team yet!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Flying Colors
Zoroark Purple: <Oh, yeah.>
-He reaches for his pockets, only to remember that he is in Zoroform and that he has his phone in fluffspace instead and fishes it out of his mane.-
Zoroark Purple: <My name's, er, Mason. Hence the skit. But for some reason since I evolved people have just been calling me Zoroark Purple? It's weird.>
Scarlette: It's fine, it's fine, I'm just really... out of it right now. Nightmares do that.
From: Zoroark Purple
Yo wtf that's really fucked up
From: Zoroark Purple
Wait who tf changed my name in the groupchat
From: Corrin
Dear J-Team, and Banquo in particular,
That sounds terrible! These weremons are similar in nature to Wolfskins and Kitsune, as well as Manaketes and other transf
From: Corrin
orming dragons like myself, correct? Gods, I can't imagine what sort of terrible people would treat living, thinking beings so cruelly. Do you know what can be
From: Corrin
done to help them? I would be more than willing to lend my abilities to assist in freeing them, if it is at all possible. I cannot bear to let such cruel treatm
From: Corrin
ent continue!
— Corrin
P.S. Is that you, Mason, under the name "Zoroark Purple"?
From: Zoroark Purple
No shit princess of course it's me
From: Rose
theres no need to be rude man
edited 8th May '18 1:23:35 PM by BittersweetNSour
That's the gist, yeah. Uncle... seems to not be thinking about that for some reason. As for helping... I'd appreciate it, yeah. I'm not sure what to do to start at this point.
From: Banquo/Barclay
Punch your uncle in the face.
From: dangerousPrototype
Not to that point yet.
From: Banquo
Ersatz Alliance
Finn: <Something up?>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Eclipse the Moon
Snowman: - to Tamamo- Ooooh, I quiver in fear~ - To Julius- Ah, so more of a pseudopunk look! I get ya~
She places the outfit she picked back and gathers together all of Julius's requested items and heads towards the checkout.
Snowman: Come here to pay when you are ready, sir. Do you like the ring Tam-
She side eyes Tamamo.
Snowman: ...mamo picked out for you~?
Levi: Stumps!
Levi dives under the water and swims towards Lucius, grabbing and immediately going to surface.
Levi looks around with a look of panic on his face, finding no-one in the immediate vicinity who could help them.
Levi: Fuckshitfuck... Looks like I am gonna have to take that leap of faith.
Levi ducks underwater temporarily again, and with a glow of the eye, leaps out of the water with enough force to land on the dock while holding Lucius.
Levi: Hey, hey! Lucius! Are you alright!?
edited 8th May '18 1:46:01 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
The Flamebringer
From: Artoria
Anyone who treats living, sentient beings like things to be collected deserves at best getting decked repeatedly.
Meet The New Boss
Turtonator!Julius: -to Finn- <...It's nothing.>
-To Snowman and Tamamo, taking off the ring-
Those will do, thanks. Though I guess I'll have to put the ring back on and off again to understand these "Pokemon."
Contact Me!
Not A Lawyer
-Levi succeeds in getting Lucius back up onto the pier, but he doesn't seem to be moving. Or breathing. Dripping, on the other hand, he doesn't seem to have any trouble with.-
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Eclipse the Moon
Snowman gives a fake smile.
Snowman: No, you keep that ability in both forms. Consider it a free bonus~
Snowman drums her fingers on the table
Snowman: Now tell me, sir. How do you intend to pay for everything? We take all sorts of payment methods. Cash, card, soul - whatever suits the customer in question~
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Ersatz Alliance
Finn, deciding not to pry into Julius' first comment, smirks at the second before Snowman corrects him.
Finn: <Damnit, why'd you have to tell him that? I wanted to see how long he'd think he needed to do that!>
edited 8th May '18 2:08:37 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
The Flamebringer
Meet The New Boss
-Julius's eyes widen and he looks rapidly between Finn, Snowman, and Tamamo-
Julius: ...I'm not sure if I should be impressed or concerned with how efficient this magic is.
-shakes his head-
I'll take cash, thanks, I'm trying to... Quit dealing souls.
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chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
stormchaser
-Yubie put the sushi boxes on a table-Yubie: <Phew! Finally I could put that down! Sweet relief!>
Lila: And now, we eat!
-nom nom nom-
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Ersatz Alliance
Finn: -to Tamamo- <Eh, fair.>
-to Julius- <Eh, if you call being some minuscule part Turtonator an efficient way of doing it, I guess it is.>
edited 8th May '18 2:24:16 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
From: Shaun
Could your uncle just...not?
From: Jessica
Do u have access to a knife and does he have the cell keys
Elizabeth: -Concern.png-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Meet The New Boss
Zoroark Blue: -entering his number into Mason's phone- <...amusing. I mostly get called Zoroark Blue.>
Ninja Red: <And they call me Zoroark Re-...>
<...wait.>
<Isn't that lady in Lostlorn called Zoroark Green???>
-poof-
Zoroark Red: <WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Guys.
I didn't know I had a family and now I do and as bad as my uncle's being I don't want to jeopardize that if I can help it so please stop suggesting the punches and knives and stuff.
I can try helping come up with a plan if you're all coming to Kalos, but... I dunno. I don't want to ruin this.
From: Banquo/Barclay
Gogie is hanging out with the Guzzlord still.
Kaisei: "Oh, right, should probably be able to pick some more of those berries now."
Guzzlord: "Berries?"
Kaisei: "Oh, right, uh, creepy gardener gave us these berries and thought I might as well hold on to some so...."
He gets out the pot. The Guzzlord sees it and looks like they're about to eat it.
Kaisei: "Agh! Hey hey hey, humans can't eat the whole plant and this bush is supposed to last for a while."
Guzzlord: "Fine, Fuzzy. Gimme a berry, then."
Kaisei plucks off a berry and gives it to the Guzzlord, who gulps it down.
Kaisei: "That reminds me... Don't think I ever got a name for you."
Guzzlord: "Oh, yeah, Yunwa."
Kaisei: "Gotcha."
He checks his phone again and sighs.
Yunwa: "You really need to stop looking at that thing if it just makes you sigh."
Kaisei: "Mm..."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Eclipse the Moon
Levi: - Lightly- C'mon man, breathe! Don't play these kinds of games with me!
After a lack of a response, Levi places his hands together and begins tapping his lips.
After 2 seconds of pondering, Levi tilts Lucius's head slightly up and checks his airways before starting to perform CPR.
Kiss of Life included.
Snowman: Now usually this would be 200000 ¥, but, since you are new to this universe - I'll apply the Universal Traveller discount.
So that'll be 20000 ¥ please~
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Meet The New Boss
Julius: I'm not sure how much that is but it should be paltry for someone like-
...I don't have any of this world's money.
-Suddenly feels something in his pocket, pulls out a credit card-
...What's this?
-inside a clothing rack-
Robin: ...Nice save, Sam.
Sam: <Usually it's counterintuitive for me to give people free money, but I made up for it with where I got that credit card.> :3
Robin: Wait, what?
Aphrodite: Hmm, I appear to have misplaced one of my credit cards... I'll check later. Hopefully it wasn't stolen.
-A certain gold-eyed "girl" enters from a Nimbasa entrance-
edited 8th May '18 3:23:26 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-Fortis bursts through the door and starts shouting at no one in particular-
Fortis: Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! We were doing research and stuff at the library but then this giant monster showed up and it attacked me but Astral saved me and then we fought it off and I was so scared 'cause I thought Astral was dead but then the aura dog told me that she's still alive but now she looks like this!
-and she holds up the Cosmoem Astral for all to see-
Fortis: She's gonna be okay, right?
Pianis: Uh... search me.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Finn: <Too bad I couldn't just ask him for a favor in excahnge later.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Flying Colors
-Purple blinks.-
-And blinks again.-
Zoroark Purple: <Is this, like, a thing? Is that just what people do? Like, just assign colors to Zoroark? And we're just like, "yeah, sounds about right"?>
edited 8th May '18 3:26:29 PM by BittersweetNSour
Eclipse the Moon
Snowman: Oh you don't have any cash? Well then, unfortunately we cant do business with y-
Oh a credit card?
Well, pay right up then~
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Not A Lawyer
-The second after Levi's lips touch his, Lucius gasps awake, bolting upright and coughing up water.-
Lucius: Aaah! Urgh, I am never dipping so much as a toe in water again...
-He realises that he is basically being cradled by Levi, and goes red enough to dry his waterlogged clothes near-instantly.-
Lucius: Er... thanks, erm, thanks for saving me. Or, uh, dragging me out. Dunno if "saving" is the right word, but... thank you. I, ah, I promise I'm not usually this much of a disaster.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Turtonator!Julius: <Yeah, that's probably it...>
-he seems uneasy-
Jackie: -to Maggie- Yep, that's him. Robin told us to keep an eye on him.
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