Phenac Ice Cream Parlor

Eskay: ...

-He collapses against the table-

Eskay: Ladies and gentlemen, I am merely resistant to insanity.

-He picks his head up, sighs, and goes to get himself a bowl of cookies-and-cream ice cream.-

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-Herbert turns to focus his attention on Crewe, completely oblivious to the effect he is having on Eskay.-

Herbert: Oh yeah? Well, you can't prove anything! How do I know you're not lying, huh?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

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I'm lying? We all know you're the jerk, fruitcake! I do not have cooties.

-she grabs his collar and kisses him, then shoves him away and glares at him, crossing her arms-

There, see? You're fine. Jerk.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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-Eskay turns back to the table just in time to see Crewe kiss Herbert-

Eskay: ...Huh. Clever way of proving it.

-He sits back down, still looking somewhat shattered by the revelation that Herbert doesn't hate PEFE with all his heart.-

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-Herbert has no time to react before Crewe pulls him in for a kiss, and looks about as confused as Eskay did several moments ago when he is released.-

Herbert: Uh...

-He also folds his arms and does his best to look indignant.-

Herbert: ...Well, you're fine too. So I guess neither one of us has cooties. Glad we got that sorted out.

edited 29th Nov '13 8:42:19 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

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Hmph. You're such a jerk, Herbert.

-she turns back to her ice cream-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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Nathan took his chance to let Anita out for a fly, calling her out.

Anita: <At last, some stretching! Oh, I already found a place to land!> She said, perching on top of Nathan's head, much to his annoyance.

Nathan: "We've talked about this, get off."

Anita: <Oh, I will. In a moment or two.>

Sophia: <Look at the bright side, Nathan. You've got an impressive living dragonfly head decoration.>

Nathan gave a look that could only be described as a sarcastic "Really funny."

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-A shuffling is heard as a person puts a camera in their bag and leaves the parlor.-

Eskay: ...I get the feeling this'll be on the internet tomorrow.

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-Herbert is still rather confused by Crewe's mixed messages, which goes some way towards explaining the lameness of his comeback. He also doesn't notice the camera or Eskay's comment, which will probably result in some degree of awkwardness for him when he checks his laptop in the morning.-

Herbert: Yeah? Well, you're... you're a... you're such a jerkface.

-He attempts a huff.-

Herbert: Anyway, I'm going to go get some sleep, so I'll be ready to to out-research you in the morning. Night, you lot.

-He heads back towards the Center.-

edited 29th Nov '13 8:50:11 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

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-Another random person has filmed Crewe and Herbert kiss with their phone.-

-They are now in the process of uploading it to [You Tube Analogue].-

edited 29th Nov '13 8:55:24 PM by keys2tkingdom

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Hmph. As if. You couldn't out-research a dumpster, fruitcake. Change your clothes! And good night, sleep well.

-she continues to eat ice cream as if nothing besides the usual bickering had happened-

edited 29th Nov '13 8:51:45 PM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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-Eskay stays as Herbert leaves-

Eskay: Somehow, I get the feeling he's not going to be too fond of what happened today when he wakes up.

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What, losing? He deserved it.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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Eskay: Losing, taking the challenge in the first place, saying that PEFE was worth taking the challenge... The only part of this I don't see him being too upset about was the cooties argument.

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I didn't know Herbert felt so strongly about PEFE. It was really easy to goad him into taking the tests with me.

-she raises an eyebrow-

He lost that argument, in case you didn't notice. The big baby's probably gonna be crying about it tomorrow.

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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Eskay: For some reason, I don't imagine he'll be too upset about his loss. He totally lost, yeah, but still.

-He shrugs-

Eskay: We'll see tomorrow, I guess.

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-Crewe finishes her ice cream, shrugging-

Whatever. It's his problem. Anyway, I'm done, so I'm gonna head to bed. Later, Eskay.

-she pays, pats Basket's nose, and heads back to her and Straw's room at the center-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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Eskay: G'night, Crewe.

-Beat-

Eskay: ~Oh, Ho-oh, I can only imagine how I'll be twisted into the story the fans create about why they kissed each other.~

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-Straw just watches Crewe kiss Herbert, too suprised to say anything. Eventually, He also leaves and goes back to Craw's room-

Straw's Mindscape

-Fierce knocking can be heard from Paranoia's door-

Death:Oh dear. What have we gotten into now?

Phenac City Ice Cream Parlor - last night

- DS and Lillith were presumably there -

... What did we just witness?

Lillith: (shrugs, being too busy eating ice cream to really respond)

My fanfic

And Now for Another Thing Completely Different.

Embedded Tower, some time ago

The two mini legends fish through the table of power-embedded trinkets, while their unfortunate captive Gardevoir looks on in dread. He tries to escape, but his feet have been sunk into the ground by Buggle's terraforming and teleportation seems to be impossible with the amount of psychic-negating in the air.

Bridget: Please, get this over quickly. Please, get this over quickly. Please, Get this over quickly.

Buggle: <Let's start off with this one!> -Pulls up a ring-

Depthcharge: <Then try on this one!> -Pulls out a bangle-

Buggle: <Sounds alright to me!> -Turns to Bridget with a Cheshire Cat Grin- <Now to test~>

The Mini-Groudon lumbers over towards Bridget with the Ring and picks up his hand. Bridget, while not flinching in retaliation, does give Buggle a nasty scowl.

Bridget: <You do know that Vyv is not going to like this when he gets back.>

Buggle: <Vyv ain't here. We promise not to hurt you. You're just the best target for these experiments. Now just hold still...>

Buggle slips the ring on Bridget's middle finger. A radiant white glow envelops the area and the two weather legends cover their eyes. As the light dies down, the result of the first experimental gadget is revealed...

To have shrunken Bridget down to a comical size.

Depthcharge: Eahh... >_>

The disgruntled Gardevoir pulls off the ring, growns back to normal size and throws the ring at Buggle's head

Buggle: -Ring clangs off Buggle, who doesn't seem to notice Bridget's ire- <O-kay!> -Pulls out a checklist that most certainly wasn't there before.- <First Gadget: Ring. Effect: Shrinkage. Result: Colossal Failure.>

Depthcharge: <Ooh! my turn~>

Depthcharge bounces over and slips the Bangle over Vyvyan's left arm. The same glowy-glowy effect happens, but this time they didn't need to wait for the light to fade to guess the effects.

Bridget: -Head crashing into the ceiling- <Ow!>

Buggle: <Okay then! First Gadget: Bangle. Effect: Gigantacism. Result: Ice Cold.>

Briget pulls off the bangle, returns to normal size and drops it on the floor with a glare of irritation.

Off to the side of the testing grounds. A Mightyena and Mawile watch the antics unfold.

Banzai: -To Mawile- <Do you think we should help him?>

Mawile: -Stuffing her face with a jumbo bucket of Popcorn- <What? And miss all the comedy? No way! This is the most entertainment I've seen In months.>

Meanwhile, Buggle and Depthcharge continue on with their amulet experiments on Bridget.

edited 30th Nov '13 5:54:59 AM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price

PEFE HQ

Hikari is there taking care of the mons in the island, or at least she was supposed to

"Hmm..." she thought as she took her glasses off and looked at them "Hey... Maybe I could... Yeah! I have a spare pair after all! This could be fun!"

Hikari then goes get some tools.

Gateon

Svavel: "<...long story short, the idiots are off getting themselves killed. Now all we have to do is stay here and avoid Cipher at all costs! It's simple!>"

Tastes better on the way back down.

Phenac Center

-Crewe is just waking up, happily curled up against Straw's side-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

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-Straw has been awake for a little while, and just hasn't gotten out of bed yet-