ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-The group has finally found the house and go inside it. They then enact a very bad 50's sitcom skit with bad lip-sync-

Palkijane's voice: Wow, that sure was a jimmy-jack we were in, huh?

Regigigas: If I'd gone to the sock-hop when that actor told me to, I'd have gone ape!

Gardevoir: My, that woulda been a real drag.

-Laugh Track-

edited 24th Mar '11 8:12:52 AM by CalamityJane

-Roc is pestering the warrior, while Cobalt has broken his kneecaps-

Now to finish it!

-Jumps on the warriors back and stabs him repeatedly in the neck with my dagger-

-Draca Headbutts him in the mask-

-The warrior falls over and dies, destroying the column in his death throes-

Teach you to fuck with us.

-The milkman finally arrives at the door. Jalkia opens the door and discovers that it is instead one of the last few columns needed to be destroyed-

Palkijane: I got this. -destroys the column with Palkia's tail-

-Then everything starts to fall apart. Gardevoir is now a Bicycle Helmet, Regice is now a Speed Forme Deoxys, and the entire group is flying through the air on top of a breaching Kyogre-

Pepper, you alright?

Pepper: Ganium.

Good. That was pretty rough though (And we tottaly should've gotten a B rank for all that effort we put in).

-Everything starts rumbling. Then, reality breaks down.-

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

-Shifts forms rapidly, turning into things such as a Heron, a Nintendo 3DS, the concept of Love, a low Polygon version of myself, and a Piano, which falls on and nearly crushes Pepper.-

Pepper: -Rolls eyes- Meganium...

-Walking to the next room-

What now?

-My Pokemon fuse into a grotesque amalgamation-

This is just nasty. Let's go guys.

-Everyone is screaming, as Kyogre has a rocket strapped onto its belly and is unable to stop-

Kyogre: PALKIA, EITHER YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING ON OR I AM GOING TO BE VERY CROSS WITH YOU WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER!

Palkia's voice: I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU ONCE I AM NO LONGER A COFFEE TABLE.

-place crumbles around me and zorua grows as big as a wailord-

Huh?

-floor crumbles under me and me and zorua fall-

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

edited 21st Feb '11 12:25:57 PM by Littlequeen

-Palkia the Coffee Table soon sees one of the last two columns (somehow)-

Coffee Table: KYOGRE, AIM FOR THAT COLUMN OVER THERE.

Kyogre: Don't tell me what to do!

Coffee Table: DO YOU WANT TO KEEP FLYING AROUND ON THAT ROCKET FOR ETERNITY?

Kyogre: Which way is it? I can't see!

-Attempts to talk to Pepper, but is only able to produce music as he is still a Piano.-

Pepper: Meganium? Meganium Meg.

-Plays a harsh note in annoyance.-

-zorua grows wings and catches me-

Ow!

Zorua: MEEMA?

edited 21st Feb '11 12:29:24 PM by Littlequeen

Kyogre: I've got it! Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

-Kyogre beings to spin around really really fast and turns into a drill, with the others still on it, and destroys the column. Kyogre then disappears, and everyone everywhere has reverted back to their normal forms and are now in a black void-

-zorua is his normal size without wings-

-holds on to zorua-

-Is still a Snivy, and is doing a Rockefeller dance with his Pokemon, complete with kicks.

I swear, if anyone tires to catch me, you are all dead meat!

Palkia: FINALLY! I AM OUT OF THAT FLESH BAG OF A BODY!

Jane: Hey! It ain't no picnic running around with a tail as big as yours, y'know!

Palkia: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?

Jane: What!?

Palkia: TELL ME THE TRUTH.

C Major! Wait, I'm not a Piano anymore. Phew!

Pepper: Meganium!

-Pepper extends her Vines and hugs me again-

Woah! Pepper-...Actually, after all that, I needed a hug. Thank you girl.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:37:50 PM by Luke924

Anybody here!?

-My Pokemon and I are reverted to normal-

Glad that's over.

Jane: Well, I mean, on the topic of scale you are kinda big, but that's not to say you're fat and... well... uh...

Palkia: A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME THAT MY SHOULDERS ARE TOO BIG AND THAT IT MAKES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A—

Jane: Hey! Daisy! I'm over here!

-Jane's pokemon begin to yell out to help Daisy find her way. Palkia is depressed.-

Yeah, I know how you feel, Jane. I really miss my oposable thumbs right now. And I can't even control this tail!

-Trips over it.

...Only one pillar left, guys. But this one will probably be the hardest to destroy.

-In the backround, Genderbent!Infernape and Typhoon are re-enacting Titanic.

-follows noise janes pokemon are making-

HI JANE!

-Finds the others-

Boy, are we glad to see you guys again.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:44:27 PM by rmctagg09

-Pulls out Pepper's Pokéball-

After all of that, you deserve a rest. Pepper, come back!

-Withdraws Pepper, and places her Pokéball on his belt. Hears the others-

Guys? Hey! Wait for me!

-Follows everyone else's voices.-

Oh good, you're still all okay! -happy reunion!-

Palkia: IF NO ONE ELSE MINDS, I AM GOING TO GO OVER TO THAT COLUMN AND DESTROY IT. I NEED TO RELEASE SOME PENT UP UNHAPPINESS RIGHT NOW.

I said you weren't fat!

Palkia: STOP LYING!

edited 21st Feb '11 12:45:45 PM by CalamityJane

-The last pillar is Missigno itself. However, the final floor is a shopping mall, and we find ourselves in some bathroom stalls.

And I can't even use my excretory system in this body! We have to destroy that last pillar, stat!

Palkia has anger problem.....

-zorua points at palkia and laughs-