Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
nagisad
ATTENTION MORTALS.
I AM IN YOUR FORUM SOLICITING AID OF A FINANCIAL RESPECT.
THUS IT IS IN MY INTEREST TO ASK IF IT IS IN YOUR INTEREST TO PROVIDE TO ME SUMS OF MONEY WHICH WILL SERVE AS DONATIONS.
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca
watching down on us
Sorry, we're too poor for that.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
nagisad
GOG DAMN IT.
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT TONIGHT IF I CAN'T SOLICIT MONEY FROM PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW?
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca
watching down on us
I don't know, but having a job helps.
edited 27th Jan '11 12:41:43 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
nagisad
I AM A SHRINE MAIDEN.
WAIT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL A MALE SHRINE MAIDEN?
WHATEVER THAT TERM WOULD BE, I AM THAT.
THUS, I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR ABSOLUTELY NO SALARY EVERY DAY.
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca
watching down on us
Uh, shrine dude?
I don't get much money from my job. In fact, I get less than everybody else for some reason. Joushi-sama tells me it's because the reduction pays for the condo, fake identification, and health insurance they gave me.
edited 27th Jan '11 12:45:56 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
nagisad
WELL AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB AND A HOUSE.
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I can't spare any pix I already have, I can't help you.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
watching down on us
My job is an incredibly dangerous and difficult one that involves killing people, stealing stuff and dodging the law while I'm at it. I would like to have a little more credit.
edited 27th Jan '11 12:55:50 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
nagisad
I WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.
IF I HAD ANY TO SPARE.
Kitkat Kitkat / He's our man / If any one screws up / He sure can -Imca
You are a preist.
Gorden is at work but I wood like catnip
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You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
*whistles*
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
I have a job. Doesn't pay well, though. Oh, and hello.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Hello! Do you need any supplies? Go to my eBay page!
edited 27th Jan '11 2:51:21 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I really don't think I need any supplies.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh... do you know anyone who needs any supplies, then?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I can think of quite a few. But that may interfere with my line of work.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh... that's a shame... I really need to clear up my debt, I don't want to end up in a box.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
If it helps any, you will clear your debt eventually.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I will? That's great!
... How do you know?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I know everything. Though, at times, I wish I didn't.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Wow, that's kind of cool!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I suppose so.
Uh sure, if by "monsters" you mean rich people and by "other people" you mean the boss that runs Safumo.
edited 27th Jan '11 12:35:43 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.