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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#4226: Sep 27th 2018 at 7:13:46 AM

Nah, Petey needs him as optimistic as possible when he faces the huge problem so that he doesn't just despair, give up, and start working on his time machine again. The optimism just isn't going to last...

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4227: Sep 27th 2018 at 8:27:40 AM

If you're wanting to keep the optimism, then maybe don't follow up with the ego deflation.

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4229: Sep 28th 2018 at 6:50:43 AM

Why do I have the feeling that the "easy" way is going to end up being the hardest?

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#4230: Sep 28th 2018 at 9:28:58 PM

Ennesby's really getting the short end of the stick recently. Everything is falling on his shoulders whether or not he actually wants it to.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4231: Sep 29th 2018 at 3:10:50 AM

He's a Lawyer. He deserves it.

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Reflextion from a post-sanity world (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
#4232: Sep 29th 2018 at 5:24:35 AM

[up] That would be part of the "everything falling on his shoulders"

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4234: Sep 30th 2018 at 8:43:28 AM

Concerns. It seems like Putzho might have screwed them over again by pulling Ennesby away early. Or maybe Ennesby is just a really terrible negotiator. I still remember that time he thought showing up at the esppies would inevitably start a galactic war.

danime91 Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#4237: Oct 2nd 2018 at 9:00:42 AM

Damn, make him sit through a financial brief? That's cruel and unusual right there.

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4238: Oct 2nd 2018 at 9:03:38 AM

Also, he's more likely to stay if the part he wants to be included in most is at the end.

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4241: Oct 4th 2018 at 8:23:30 AM

Business as Usual then

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#4243: Oct 5th 2018 at 10:44:41 PM

Schlock and words.

To be fair, he probably knows what at least some of those are, he's demonstrated knowledge of military lingo in the past.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4244: Oct 6th 2018 at 4:05:17 AM

I wonder why Tagon looks so surprised.

Schlock likes fighting, after all.

And eating.

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4246: Oct 8th 2018 at 9:03:49 AM

Update. So did the crazy Chinooks shoot at the sane one, or did the oafans do that? They seem rather unconcerned about the shooting, which implies to me that they were behind it.

danime91 Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#4247: Oct 8th 2018 at 9:22:20 AM

My guess is that the oafans want to eliminate Chinook entirely, whether that's done by Chinook's own rogue insane splinters or them in a more clinical setting that happens to leave the ship itself usable. Ennesby and maybe Putzho actually want to help Chinook, so they'll probably use this last remaining sane splinter to kind of perform a system recovery on the main one.

Edited by danime91 on Oct 8th 2018 at 9:22:20 AM

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#4248: Oct 8th 2018 at 9:58:59 AM

Given "Hold still!" shout in the last page it was the mad Chinooks shooting - she wants to erase all Long Guns from existence, any "deviant" shard of herself goes as well.

Also the Oafans do not want to just destroy Chinook. They are containing and trying to reform her in the station itself rather than deleting. All three parties there want to reform her, the Oafans just don't know how to talk to her and are trying to give wrong orders on the matter.

Edited by Adannor on Oct 8th 2018 at 8:02:34 PM

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4250: Oct 9th 2018 at 9:14:03 AM

From their perspective, I kinda get it. Someone stole their toys, is causing a metric fuckton of trouble with them, and it's not immediately apparent (particularly from their POV) how any of this is going to rectify the situation. It would probably help is someone spent the cycles needed to explain how any of this might actually help (granted, someone might have and they're not getting it, but still).

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