Warp That Aesop / It's (Not) Your Fault

• If you care about not letting a girl hurt your beloved brother, you are a blind monster of jealousy.
• In just a few minutes, you can learn how to make an ultra-realistic photo montage in Photoshop (and that's before Artificial Intelligence).
• If your brother is accused of something very serious, instantly believe the rumor. Your brother is guilty until proven innocent.
• Schools do not have alarms or night watchmen. They are perfect places to have sex.
• Unhealthy obsession is love. Rape is too.
• If the rapist has an unhappy past, forgive his rape.
• Rape isn't that bad. You can still love your rapist, marry him, have children and form a happy family.
• If your daughter fights a rapist, welcome the rapist and kick your daughter out of the house. And, above all, don't let your granddaughter know about her aunt's existence.
• If your niece blackmails you by threatening to break a bust you haven't seen in years, give in to the blackmail and break your pact of trust with your brother.