We Get to Drink

In this classic "Crank Yankers" call (sourced from a recording originally made by the Touch Tone Terrorists, a.k.a Pete Dzoghi), a woman calls up what she thinks is the United Parcel Service (UPS), not realizing that she's actually reached the Yankerville Parcel Service (YPS), where she's certainly not likely to get any actual service. She speaks with a man named Blade who is drunk on the job, his excuse being that it's Saturday. When she asks for a supervisor, she gets Junkyard Willie, who informs her "We get to drink booze over here if we wanna. It's Saturday."

Example of:
Drinking on Duty