Former bounty hunter. Swordsman of the Straw Hat pirates, with a bounty of 120,000,000 beri, which I guess also makes me one of the Eleven Supernovas. You tropers document the stuff that happens to me and my crew over at Manga.One Piece. Saves some work for Robin and Chopper.
Grew up in the East Blue. The most notable thing about my past is none of your business. I will tell you this—I made a promise to a dear friend of mine that one of us would one day become the greatest swordsman in the world. She's dead now and it falls to me to keep that promise.note I will defeat any opponent that stands in my way, although I'm not too proud that I won't ask for help when I need it.
My current swords are Wadou Ichimonji, Shuusui, and Sandei Kitetsu. That crazy marine woman who looks like a friend of mine keeps going after me to take them. It's really weird and I wish she'd stop. I really don't want to fight her—but not because she's a woman! I went through too much as a child to believe that about women. It's because she looks way too much like that friend of mine to be natural.
I'm here because:
- Luffy is an idiot.
- The witch can really hold her liquor.
- The dartboard types as well as he fights. That is, not at all. He is also an idiot.
- Usopp is an idiot.
- Chopper asked.
- Robin is too damn creepy.
- Franky is an idiot.
- Brook is special.
- The ship can't type.
Don't thank me, they can be good people when sober. They are pretty prone to getting lost though; it's amazing we've even gotten to the New World.
No spoilers. Sorry. Hell if I know what Oda's cooking up next, I'm just along to beat Mihawk. I'll take both praise and criticism and pass along anything to the rest of the crew and anyone else we run into.
I am sometimes called Roronoa Zolo. A bit weird, but I don't mind.
- Sockpuppet? Who am I sockpuppeting for?
Kill your captain. And your cook. Sincerely, Wanderlust Warrior
- There are moments when I'd like to. I could knock them both unconscious when they start behaving like idiots; I think that's the best compromise.
Zoro. Why did you call me an idiot? You get lost more than me. :D And isn't this fun? There are two of us here now! :D —Monkey D Luffy
