I yam what I yam. Unfortunately. Here's some facts about me:
- My ass most often resides in Finland, though I tend to spend at least a month everywhere else every year.
- I've always wanted to be famous. I have never been.
- I once ate one of those teeth-cleaning bones meant for doggies. Don't ask.
- My fun nights out usually end with someone finding me sleeping somewhere inappropriate. These places include a sauna, a trampoline, a ditch and a bramble bush. I did mention I was Finnish.
- I love money. Want to give me some?