Shanks has joined the Brotherhood of Neptune and is given the Infinity Trident, but is forced to induct Stormy after he catches Shanks in the middle of the ritual. He makes Stormy promise not to tell the Brotherhood's secrets, so he promptly tells everyone the secrets, including that they control international finance. Sparks is confused since he thought the Five Jew Bankers did that.
Shanks is furious that Stormy told them everything. Sparks wants in, followed by the Debbies. Quinn tries to refuse, but a miniature John Wilkes Booth assassinates him. Shanks promptly brings Quinn back to life with the trident and Quinn agrees to join.
They're all inducted and enjoy the post-ceremony party. Quinn is disgusted that the ceremony involved him drinking blood, and is even more horrified to learn that there's thirteen ritualistic murders they have to perform before they can get close to the power control. Shanks lets Sparks and Stormy hold the Infinity Trident while he makes a punch run, and makes them promise not to fool around with it.
So of course they fool around with it. Sparks uses it to enhance Debbie Dupree's breasts, and give Stormy beach ball sized breasts. Quinn's wish, though, takes Stormy's breasts away. Debbie Love suggests Sparks uncripple himself, but Sparks decides to cripple Hesh instead. Shanks is back and furious that Sparks is treating the trident as a toy, and shrinks Sparks's legs.
As Shanks says no one touches the trident but him, Stormy throws a rotting cat at him, knocking the trident out of his hands. Stormy promptly gives himself beach ball breasts again and rides the trident like a witch's broomstick. The rotting cat turns out to be a zombie and attacks Sparks.
Everyone else chases after Stormy, all of them narrowly avoiding knocking a jar of pus to the ground. There's also an Overly Long Gag where Hesh is injured by dragging himself over various things.
Stormy tries to give himself an ass as big as his breasts, but is really causing volcanic eruption with the trident's powers. Shanks warns Stormy that he's liable to summon the Kraken, which promptly happens. Shanks takes the trident and goes to fight the Kraken.
In an Offscreen Moment of Awesome, he defeats the Kraken and then takes away Stormy's big breasts. Shanks tries to keep the trident for himself, but the Brotherhood elders destroy Sealab. As one elder says they don't need the Infinity Trident because the Five Jew Bankers don't exist, the Five Jew Bankers destroy the elders.
The Stinger: The zombie cat declares his love for the audience.
