The Sacred Heart staffers each try different ways to take their minds off the fact that a favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, has to undergo an extremely risky procedure. While J.D. and Elliot try to get lucky in love, or maybe just find themselves booty calls, Dr. Cox finds a new drinking buddy in the Janitor, and Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly hospital gym.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: JD suddenly hates his intern, Keith. Keith is confident and physically attractive in ways that JD isn't.
