Season One
Episode 1 — A Man Who Built A Hotel to Steal People's Bones
Episode 2 — There Was This Story About A Guy, Who Wasn't Me, Who Made Love to a Cat Grandma
Episode 3 — My Uncle Dutch Went to Jail For Breaking a Clown's Neck In 1988
Episode 4 — The Two Jimmy Buffett Fans Who Were Clearly Robots and Killed Everyone Incl. Jimmy Buffett
Episode 5 — I Think That Gatorade Machine Down the Hall Is Trying to Kill Me
Episode 6 — Giant Spiders From Outer Space Have Eaten And Replaced All CEOs And Become Our Bosses
Episode 7 — I Wanted A Furbee For Christmas, But My Dad Accidentally Got Me A Chupacabra
Episode 8 — The Family Who Had A Vendetta Against Mailmen and Turned People Into Chicken Monsters
Episode 9 — The Kid Who Signed Up for Beginners Karate and Was Entered Into Super Hell Fights
Episode 10 — The Time I Partied on Spring Break and Discovered the Dark Secret of the Band Savage Garden
Episode 11 — The Story of Bloody Joe: The Unofficial Retelling of the Super Mario Bros. Movie
Episode 12 — Holiday Inn Presents: The Al Hitchcock Inspired Story of Walter Pith/Perth's Rear Window
Episode 13 — I Killed A Time Vampire To Get A Room, A PlayStation and A Copy of Crash Bandicoot
Episode 14 — The Story of How Aliens Invented Gak, Bop It and Look Like Chris Kattan
Episode 15 — Holiday Inn Presents: The Al Hitchcock Inspired Story of Walter Pith/Perth's Rear Window
Episode 16 — My Brother Enacted the Santa Clause While I was Home Alone on Christmas
Episode 17 — The Frequency That Turned My Uncle Into Spawn To Fight Dreddo the Hell Clown
Episode 18 — Tennamen's Coffee Presents A Tennamen's Coffee Prod. of Are You Scared of These Stories?
Episode 19 — Sumptin Tea is Made of Leaves and Tea Bawls...Whatever...
Episode 20 & 21 — Surge Rangers Part 1 & Part 2
Episode 22 — Plucky the Sailor Boy Doll
Episode 23 — What If God Was One of Us?
Episode 24 — Prank Phone Calling People Sent Me To Guantanamo Bay
Episode 25 — Mark Mallowcup vs The Army of Gatorade Machine Darkness
Episode 26 — A Grizzly Boy's Journey to the Center of the Planet of the Bears
Episode 27 — My House is a F#%king Oven
Episode 28 — America's Funniest Home Snuff Videos
Episode 29 — The Crystal Boy Collectors
Episode 30 — Red Dawn Christmas
Episode 31 — Brothers of Sauce
Episode 32 — The Tale of Country Rat and City Rat
Season Two
