Mio: "Listen up! What do we know about, er... yuri girls?"
Yui: "They like other girls".
Azusa: "Everybody thinks we're them".
Mio: "But we're not, and it's easy to tell! The most important thing about yuri girls is that they're really boys! They're attracted to girls, right? So they only look like girls themselves! In their heads, they're boys!"
Mugi: "Is... is that true?"
Mio: "It makes perfect logical sense."
Mugi: "But I..."
Yui: "Hmm... So when two gay girls get together, it's really two gay boys?"
Mio: "You're missing the point!"
Dr. Ridgeway: "You don't understand what you're letting yourself in for, Angela. There's no need to go overboard. We're a liberal community— dress boyishly if you like — but to change your name and announce it to everyone? What's the point of that? Terrible idea."
Grady: "I don't really think I have a choice, sir. I am a boy. I can't pretend anymore that I'm not. And I don't want to."
Dr. Ridgeway: "Well, Angela, that's just silly. Of course you aren't really a boy. You're probably a lesbian— I understand that. And I suppose you want to prove something by going all the way like this. Pushing the envelope, they call it. But I'm telling you, for your own good, I can't condone it. I'm sorry."
Grady: "I'm not a lesbian. And this is for my own good, Dr. Ridgeway. Don't you think I know what my own good is?"
Dr. Ridgeway: "No, I don't. Teenagers rarely what's good for them, I'm sorry to say. Take my advice now, Angela, and don't tell anyone else about this. In a few years you'll be in college, and then you can act as outrageously as you want to and no one will care. Although by then you'll probably have forgotten all about this silliness."
Hank: Oh, hey. Can I ask you something? You're gay right?
Al:Yeah.
Hank: What's it look like? Does it look real, or all Frankenstein?
Al: Hank?
Hank:Your dingus. Does it look real?
Al: What is Kid Crazy talking about?
Twilight: He thinks you're transgender.
Al: Hank, it looks real because it is real. I'm gay. That doesn't mean I was born a woman. I have a regular "dingus" as you say.
Twilight: Hank, aren't you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?
Al: Like just a little?
Hank: Yeah, constantly.
Al:Yeah.
Hank: What's it look like? Does it look real, or all Frankenstein?
Al: Hank?
Hank:Your dingus. Does it look real?
Al: What is Kid Crazy talking about?
Twilight: He thinks you're transgender.
Al: Hank, it looks real because it is real. I'm gay. That doesn't mean I was born a woman. I have a regular "dingus" as you say.
Twilight: Hank, aren't you just a little ashamed of your ignorance?
Al: Like just a little?
Hank: Yeah, constantly.
