"This particular tour, we were in upstate New York. And upstate New York is like Iowa: you got farm fields on the right, farm fields on the left. So we go on the road, all of a sudden, Macho Man says, "Pull the van over." So we pull the van over, he looks at me and he says, "You see those cows out there? I bet you I can make them come to me before you can make them come to you." Now, it's summertime, it's hot, they gotta be bored, they're eating grass, which can't taste good. So I said, "Alright, I'll go in first," because I'm thinking the first voice they hear, they're gonna come to. So we had to jump a big ditch. I went up to the fence and I did what I thought I should do: "MOOOO." They did nothing. So I went, "MOOOOOOOO." Still nothing. Finally I said, "I got some food!" Now, I don't know why I thought those cows spoke English, but at that point I gave up, because I thought those cows were anti-social. So I jumped back over the ditch. As I turned to get back in the van, for a second I turned back, I see three cows running as fast as they can to the Macho Man. Now, I didn't hear what he said, and he wouldn't tell me what he said, but to this day I swear he knew those cows."
Scott Steiner
