Quotes / Mutually Unequal Relation

Guldo: He cut off my head. In front of all of my friends!
Jeice: And us!

—Guldo learning none of his teammates consider him a friend, HFIL

Chandler: See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal!" But the guy is thinking, "Finally, somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic.
Chandler: Again, true.

— Friends

Bard: what if I did a Vicious Mockery and based on how hurtful it is, you tell me what dice to roll
DM: sure, I'll allow it
Bard: you're none of your best friends' best friend
DM:
Party:
Bard: so what do I ro-
DM: he's dead
Bard: oh gre-
DM: everyone make a wis save

—This tweet from Dandy Beyond