32. People’s names are assigned at birth.
33. OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
34. Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
35. Five years?
36. You’re kidding me, right?
33. OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
34. Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
35. Five years?
36. You’re kidding me, right?
We can't be partners anymore, Steve. It's time we go our separate ways. But if I hear that you've died before me, I'll leave a rose on your grave every year. Well, every five years. Once. I'll at least think of you...I won't.
—Roger, American Dad!
A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 1 Bitcoin. The dad replied, "Son, a bitcoin is worth 15000 dollars. Do you even know how much you'd have to work to earn 16030 dollars? I can't just give away 14908 dollars, what would you even buy?!"
—Joke that became popular during Bitcoin's immense rise in value in 2017
