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->'''Iron Man:''' What's the Vibranium for?\\
'''Ultron:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm glad you asked that]], because [[JustBetweenYouAndMe I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan]].\\
''([[DefiedTrope attacks Iron Man]])''
-->-- '''Ultron''' mocks the trope, ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''
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->''"Oh Lieutenant, you're just too late! My beautiful missile destroyed the Orchidea! Soon we will destroy the Allied fleet! The USS Ancon will be consumed in fire! Eisenhower will burn! How could you hope to stop me? You couldn't save the Angel! You can't save Eisenhower! It's over, Lieutenant! Sofia's sacrifice will have been in vain! The Angel will have died for nothing! Now you finally see who I am, it's too late. From this chaos we will bring order to the world. Our time has come. My time has come. The last thing Eisenhower will see will be my glorious creation bearing down upon him! Open the missile hatch! Give up, Karl Fairburne! Your war is lost!"''
-->--'''General Heinz Böhm''', ''VideoGame/SniperElite4''
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->''"You know what, I've never gotten to do a classic villain monologue. And what do I have here, but a captive audience!"''
-->-- '''John Juniper''', ''VideoGame/IExpectYouToDie 2: The Spy and the Liar''
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-->-- '''[[Characters/SupermanMrMxyzptlk Mr. Mxyzptlk]]''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow''

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-->-- '''[[Characters/SupermanMrMxyzptlk '''[[Characters/SupermanMisterMxyzptlk Mr. Mxyzptlk]]''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow''
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->''"Now, two thousand years later, I'm bored again. I need a change. Starting with your death, I shall spend the next two millennia being evil! After that, who knows? Perhaps I'll try being guilty for a while. Did you honestly believe a fifth-dimensional sorcerer would resemble a funny little man in a derby hat? Would you like to see how I really look?"''
-->-- '''Mr. Mxyzptlk''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow''

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->''"Now, two thousand years later, I'm bored again. I need a change. Starting with your death, I shall spend the next two millennia being evil! After that, who knows? Perhaps I'll try being guilty for a while. Did you honestly believe a fifth-dimensional sorcerer would resemble a funny little man in a derby hat? Would you like to see [[EldritchAbomination how I really look?"''
look]]?"''
-->-- '''Mr. Mxyzptlk''', '''[[Characters/SupermanMrMxyzptlk Mr. Mxyzptlk]]''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow''
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->''"I have been ranting on unoriginal concepts throughout this whole list and now that we are in the top 2 it is time to tackle one of the big ones: Unoriginal villains. You know what I am talking about: those unthreatening hacks that just stand around [[JustBetweenYouAndMe monologuing constantly]], always [[EvilLaugh laugh]] and somehow manage to do all of this [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim while not getting killed mid-speech or mid-laughter]]. The absolute worst offender of this kind by far is [[BigBad Exdeath]] from VideoGame/FinalFantasy5 . Apart from [[WhenTreesAttack having a backstory that may as well have been made with]] Madlibs, nothing about this guy is subtle. All he does is boast, monologue and laugh. I am not exaggerating. Before the final battle with him he literally does ALL THREE! I don't think I need to say anymore. This cliché speaks for itself."''

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->''"I have been ranting on unoriginal concepts throughout this whole list and now that we are in the top 2 it is time to tackle one of the big ones: Unoriginal villains. You know what I am talking about: those unthreatening hacks that just stand around [[JustBetweenYouAndMe monologuing constantly]], always [[EvilLaugh laugh]] and somehow manage to do all of this [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim while not getting killed mid-speech or mid-laughter]]. The absolute worst offender of this kind by far is [[BigBad Exdeath]] from VideoGame/FinalFantasy5 .VideoGame/FinalFantasyV . Apart from [[WhenTreesAttack having a backstory that may as well have been made with]] Madlibs, nothing about this guy is subtle. All he does is boast, monologue and laugh. I am not exaggerating. Before the final battle with him he literally does ALL THREE! I don't think I need to say anymore. This cliché speaks for itself."''
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'''Future Drakken''': Most definitely. What's the point in ruling the world if you don't stop to smell the roses?

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'''Future Drakken''': Most definitely. What's the point in of ruling the world if you don't stop to smell the roses?
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->''"Attention, entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Lelouch vi Britannia, Emperor of the Holy Brittanian Empire and your '''only''' ruler! Schneizel has surrendered to me! As a result of this, I am now in control of both the [[OminousFloatingCastle Damocles]] and the [[FantasticNuke F.L.E.I.J.A. weapons]], and even the [[LaResistance Black Knights]] no longer possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating power of the [=F.L.E.I.J.A.s=]! Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist! Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, [[TakeOverTheWorld the world belongs to me!]] Lelouch vi Britannia commands you: Obey me, subjects! '''OBEY ME, WORLD!'''"''

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->''"Attention, entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Lelouch vi Britannia, Emperor of the Holy Brittanian Britannian Empire and your '''only''' ruler! Schneizel has surrendered to me! As a result of this, I am now in control of both the [[OminousFloatingCastle Damocles]] and the [[FantasticNuke F.L.E.I.J.A. weapons]], and even the [[LaResistance Black Knights]] no longer possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating power of the [=F.L.E.I.J.A.s=]! Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist! Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, [[TakeOverTheWorld the world belongs to me!]] Lelouch vi Britannia commands you: Obey me, subjects! '''OBEY ME, WORLD!'''"''
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->''"Attention, entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Lelouch vi Brittania, Emperor of the Holy Brittanian Empire and your '''only''' ruler! Schneizel has surrendered to me! As a result of this, I am now in control of both the [[OminousFloatingCastle Damocles]] and the [[FantasticNuke FLEIJA weapons]], and even the Black Knights no longer possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating power of the [=FLEIJAs=]! Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist! Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, [[TakeOverTheWorld the world belongs to me!]] Lelouch vi Brittania commands you: Obey me, subjects! '''OBEY ME, WORLD!'''"''
-->-- '''Lelouch vi Brittania''', ''Anime/CodeGeass''

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->''"Attention, entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Lelouch vi Brittania, Britannia, Emperor of the Holy Brittanian Empire and your '''only''' ruler! Schneizel has surrendered to me! As a result of this, I am now in control of both the [[OminousFloatingCastle Damocles]] and the [[FantasticNuke FLEIJA F.L.E.I.J.A. weapons]], and even the [[LaResistance Black Knights Knights]] no longer possess the strength to oppose me now! If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating power of the [=FLEIJAs=]! [=F.L.E.I.J.A.s=]! Those who could challenge my military rule no longer exist! Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, [[TakeOverTheWorld the world belongs to me!]] Lelouch vi Brittania Britannia commands you: Obey me, subjects! '''OBEY ME, WORLD!'''"''
-->-- '''Lelouch vi Brittania''', Britannia''' [[spoiler:setting his ZeroApprovalGambit into motion]] after defeating Schneizel, ''Anime/CodeGeass''



->'''Frozone''': So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? \\

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->'''Frozone''': So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray ray, and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? \\



->''"You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"''

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->''"You sly dog! [[CaughtMonologuing You got me monologuing!"''monologuing!]] ''(laughing)'' I can't believe it!"''
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->'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Have I been waiting for you! Ladies, this is the guy that made all of this possible! (whispers) So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?\\
'''Shrek''': All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek''': They would never do that.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. And then THEY disappeared! They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek''': ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?\\
'''Shrek''': You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': (takes the contract from Shrek's vest) Here, let me spell it out for you! (points to fine print) You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (hums the "Happy Birthday" song)\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was born.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You '''''gave it''''' to me.\\
'''Shrek''': Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up....\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But you haven't heard the best part. (a witch places a huge hourglass on the table) Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will '''''you'''''.\\
'''Shrek''': (Witches start laughing) Where's Fiona? Where's my family!?\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? You see, you were ''never born''. You never met Fiona. (menacingly) Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''. (Shrek glares, Rumpelstiltskin and the witches begin to laugh) How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (Shrek grits his teeth, Rumpelstiltskin and the witches laugh even harder) Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!! (Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him) HAPPY OGRE DAY!!!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''
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->''"Listen, I get how fun it is to brag about how much smarter you are than Odd Squad, and how they'll never catch you. I've even done it myself. [...] Great speech, right?'' Wrong. ''I told Odd Squad what I was going to do and when I was going to do it, which made it'' so ''much easier for them to catch me!"''
-->-- '''Jamie Jam''', ''Series/OddSquad''
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'''Revy''': (''shoots Fritz once'') Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? Were you trying to sell me the damn gun or what?

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'''Revy''': (''shoots Fritz once'') [[ShutUpHannibal Shut the fuck up. up.]] Can't you see I wasn't even listening? Were you trying to sell me the damn gun or what?
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->'''Fritz''': So, you're still alive, little girl! I compliment you on your audaciousness! The name I've proudly carried since birth is Fritz Standford! I am the acting captain of the glorious [[ThoseWackyNazis Aryan Socialist Union]], and you, a nefarious graverobber! This is clearly the most fated of confrontations! For the sake of those who died for the Union, you shall atone with your blood! BEHOLD! Witness this mighty gun I wield! I call it the Eisenreicht Luger Special! The barrel is the Luger Artillery Long, and the frame is hardened carbon! Featuring a thick grip with a two bullet chamber, it's truly one-of-a-kind! This weapon is far too destructive to be simply be referred to as "specialized in man-stopping"! I am the only one on earth capable of taming this terrible gun! Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not! Now, witness the awesome power of-\\
'''Revy''': (''shoots Fritz once'') Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? Were you trying to sell me the damn gun or what?
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

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