Quotes / Café of the Round

Gwen: "You take way to long to wake up, dear."
Artoria: "Laugh all you want, Gwen, but I relish my sleep." [notices Gwen watching] "You do know that you have a boyfriend, currently?"
Gwen: "Mhm, and you do know that we were married? So you have no right to complain, dearest husband."
Artoria: [sighs]
Gwen: "Times have changed; you said so yourself, no?"
Artoria: "Yes. Though, I did not mean it in such a way."
Gwen: "Spoilsport."

from Chapter 1