(Moe is looking for love and goes to a singles bar.)
Moe: So hi there. Don't scream!
Woman: Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi and soda? (Holding up a drink representatively.)
Moe: (Surprised) Yeah, that'd be great! (Sits down.)
Woman: (Holding up another drink) Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi Coloda!
Moe: Sure, whatever...
Woman: Because Bacardi makes the night come alive - with freshness!
Moe: Uh, do you work for Bacardi?
Woman: (Voice loses plastic insincerity) No, I'm in love with you. (Slaps a "Drink Rum" sticker onto Moe's forehead.)
Moe: So hi there. Don't scream!
Woman: Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi and soda? (Holding up a drink representatively.)
Moe: (Surprised) Yeah, that'd be great! (Sits down.)
Woman: (Holding up another drink) Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi Coloda!
Moe: Sure, whatever...
Woman: Because Bacardi makes the night come alive - with freshness!
Moe: Uh, do you work for Bacardi?
Woman: (Voice loses plastic insincerity) No, I'm in love with you. (Slaps a "Drink Rum" sticker onto Moe's forehead.)
