A little clay man who just wants to entertain his young TV audience, only for things to go horribly wrong thanks to his evil archnemesis Sluggo, the unwanted "assistance" of Mr. Hands, his own bad luck, or some combination of the three.
- "Hey there, Mr. Bill! Today, Sluggo wants you to visit the unabridged version HERE!"
"The unabridged version?! OHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!"
