"Verily, 'tis true!"
"Nay, 'tis lies, and we've proof! See?"
"I stand by my claim."
I've done my research, you see
You know that you can trust me
For I've read many books
And online I've looked
So I know a haiku this be.
— RLYoshi
Those stupid authors
Were too lazy to research
Anything they thought.
But rather than be
Intellectually fair,
They've feigned honesty.
— Banana Pancakes
Gravity goes up.
It's a scientific fact.
I'M NOT LYING, FOOL!
— MisterApple, who always gets speilngs right.
