Funny / Zombie Exodus

• When Colin asks the for protagonist's name, you can give him your real name or a fake name. What is the fake name you give him? Steve.
• If the Protagonist is dating one of the love interests:
  Candace: "I am living proof that dating another survivor is a bad idea." (Candace looks at you and her eyes go wide.) "No offense. I'm sure it's fine for you. Let's talk about something else, while I'm still allowed to live here."
• This exchange:
  Heather: "You know I've had my ups and downs with Jason, and honestly, I think he's a complete spaz... you know he keeps a dead girl's finger in his room."
  Player Character: "What were you going to say before that tangent?"
  Heather: "Oh right, well this plan of his to go out solo and try to survive is completely bananas. He will last about two hours. I can see it now — he tries to plug a laptop into a tree or something, and a gang of zombies rips him apart. Nerdiest meal they'll ever eat. You should talk some sense into him, before he exits this Cathedral AND this life all in the same day."