Funny / Wizard People, Dear Reader

• The Cribbage Match. The entire thing.
  Harry: FFFUUUUUCKING SHIIIIT!!!!
  Narrator: The most hideous boy in the world has the ball. He has a lumber pile in his mouth that he is calling teeth, and he is a mean S.O.B.
  • When Harry's broom gets cursed and tries to throw him off:
  Narrator: Mouthoil is overjoyed, Snake continues her magical broom-shaking, and Harry yells fuck-word after fuck-word.
• In the re-recording, one of the things Professor Snake demands of Harry is "produce anti-matter".
• The very classic...
  Snake: What are you three doing here?
  Harry: We fucking go to school here!
  Snake: You will be schooled here. (Leaves)
  • ...followed by the perfectly synced, "I will feel her blood on my hands! Tonight!" Harry's canon expressions are what really make this one.
• Just the names of many of the background characters, particularly when the narrator is listing several at once.