Funny / When Hailey Met Gretel

• Beta effortlessly figuring out Gretel's identity and her unconvincing attempts to lie her way out of it:
  Gretel: Whoa, what happened in here? I just saw a superhero duo fly by and...
  Beta: Are you serious?
  Gretel: Yeah, I just came back from the bathroom. Where I was. The entire time.
  Beta: So that's what you're sticking with huh?
  Gretel: What, do you mean?
  Beta: You arrive here a few minutes ago, conveniently leave the room, and then a superhero, who looks exactly like you, shows up. And you expect me to believe that this is a coincidence? Do you have any idea what the odds are of there being two identical-looking people in the exact same place and time?
  Gretel: Not really
  Beta: Over a 5 million to 1, give or take a million, meaning, with absolute certainty, that you are the superhero that was here earlier.
  Gretel nervously: It's...part of a movie?
  Scott: Sounds legit
  Beta: Boy you must be dumber than I give you credit for, obviously my calculations are right, seeing how I am a sophisticated future AI.
  Scott: Is Beta right man? Is your sister really a superhero? And you didn't tell me?
  Kevin: She's not, I mean... Kevin sighs Okay, I guess you've got us, but we hope you'll be willing to keep...