Funny / Wag the Dog

• "SOMEBODY GET ME A KITTEN!"
• When the leads meet the psychotic "William Schumann" for the first time.
  Winifred: Well, when we asked for "special programs", they gave us "special prisons".
  Conrad: Yeah, well, it's only a one-word difference.
  Winifred: Has he been in jail long?
  Stanley: Twelve years.
  Winifred: Does he have much longer to serve.
  Stanley: Mm. *nods*
  Winifred: What did he do?
  Stanley: He raped a nun.
  Winifred: Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
  Stanley: And—
  Winifred: "And?" I don't want to hear an "And", why is there an "And"?
  Stanley: Looklooklook, he's fine as long as he gets his medications—
  Winifred: And if he doesn't get his medications—
  Stanley: Then he's not fine.