- Some of the "other spell to invoke" spells can be this.
- Enter "Kiss" while facing a guard or monster. Your Spirit will drop and the game will tell you that you should seek professional help.
- "Headoff" will turn off a force field if the player is facing one. If cast in any other situation, the game will say "Excuse me? I beg your pardon?"
- Enter "eggs" and the game asks, "Why did you say eggs?"
- Try to throw a task item into a recycle bin, and the game will chastize you with one of several amusing lines, such as "It would turn you into a tuna fish sandwich." or "It would turn you into a giant eyebrow."
- Casting "Haste" when already hastened by a potion or armor will display the message "Only Canadians can go faster."
- Eating a Spoiled Apple will display the message "You feel hungrier" and deplete the Food meter, implying that it made the player vomit.
Funny / TaskMaker