Funny / My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

• Tucker wakes up with after being in the bar. This gem(with fixed syntax, as the author admitted he had no idea what he was writing when he posted this chapter) occurs after he returns to Rainbow Dash's house and finds Cloud Chaser there.
  Rainbow Dash: Tucker, you're back!
  Tucker: I am? Oh, hey! I am! What happened last night?
  Rainbow Dash: You don't remember?
  Tucker: No, I really don't.
  Cloud Chaser: Well, after we had a couple of drinks, you got talking about your... skills.
  Rainbow Dash: Yeah, and I guess since we’d had quite a bit to drink, my interest piqued, and I guess Cloud Chaser's did too...
  Tucker: Wait, what? Did we do anything? Oh, please, tell me 'yes'!
  Rainbow Dash: Yes, we did.
  Tucker: Awesome!
  Rainbow Dash: It's too bad that you missed it.
  Tucker*Ashen*
  Cloud Chaser: What's wrong?
  Tucker: What do you mean I missed it?
  Cloud Chaser: Well, when we were about half way back, you sort of tried to show off some stunt, and you ended up flying away from us. We thought you would follow us, so rather than go back for you, we kind of just went back to my place for the night, and the rest... well, you should be able to put the pieces together.
  Tucker: I missed it? Oh, God, WHY?
  Cloud Chaser and Rainbow Dash are laughing.
  Tucker: Why are you laughing?
  Rainbow Dash: We didn't do anything.
  Tucker: Jokes on you! I didn't believe you in the first place.
  Rainbow Dash: I don't know- that yelling seemed pretty genuine.
  Tucker: What really happened then?
  Rainbow Dash: Well, me and Cloud Chaser talked, while you drank. I think me and her had maybe two drinks, while you had about two dozen.
  Cloud Chaser: You should have seen it. You just kept hammering them back without stopping.
  Rainbow Dash: Even more surprising was that you were still able to stand after all that, and you even managed to start singing. Loudly.
  Cloud Chaser: And off tune.
  Tucker: I sang? That doesn't sound like something I would do.
  Rainbow Dash: It sounded like someone dragging their hooves along a chalkboard.
  Tucker: Screw you, my voice is awesome.