Funny / Metal Slug Attack

• The "Everlasting Summer" Another Story, in which poor Trevor has to work while damn near everybody else (even Rebel and Ptolemaic commanders. Hell, the Martians are taking time off!) goes on vacation. To the same beach, no less. Then Nadia, the Aikawa sisters, Dragunov and Yoshino start a Martian-catching competition to get a wish from Rootmars. Trevor has to team up with Abigail and Beatriz to stop them.
• The "Supply Lines" EX mission, where Rapid is being given her first combat mission, only to be constantly interrupted by Vita zooming about while "testing" her new flight system.
• In the Halloween storyline, MS-ALICE tries to seduce Vatn, only to run headfirst into a programming block, courtesy of Marco, that basically prevents her from even thinking about things like that.
  • Parental content filters usually don't get installed in military hardware. So think about it: Marco is treating a tank AI like his own daughter and preventing her from speed-dating any boy she randomly meets while Marco is nowhere in sight...
  • And when ALICE gets home, Tarma blackmails Marco over ALICE's costume.
• After getting captured by the Rebel Army, Caroline manages to escape by... doing exactly what they wants her to do. She builds them the weapon they want... Only she works the Rebel technicians half to death in the process, then after they pass out jumps into the weapon they just made and blasts her way out.
• Professor Aionion is beating the hell out of the Ptolomaic Cult forces, so Damian tells Achetto to leave while he handles the situation alone. One she and the other forces pull back, he faces the Professor and... kindly asks him to leave. Aionion, who was just testing his new body out, agrees.
• In the "Everlasting Summer Forever" Another Story, Chuyan and Vicky are on the run from Kelley, accused of killing Trevor in the neutral zone. After run-ins with MS-ALICE, Elena, and White Baby, they finally solve the mystery of what Trevor was doing and clear their names. Then a tearful MS-ALICE looks over her slain friend... only to find out he's still alive! He'd been working for about twenty days straight(no thanks to Tarma), and had merely fallen into a deep sleep. Since Trevor hit his head when he collapsed, Kelley simply assumed he was dead, and never bothered to actually check!
• Caroline has been captured by the Rebel Army(again), so Dragunov sends a few Guerrilla troops her way. Not to rescue her, mind you, but just to keep an eye on her and Towa. She even contacted Dion first to make sure there was no misunderstanding.
• Professor Aionion has turned General Morden into a pretty young girl. (S)he, Abigail, and Allen are trying to have Morden keep a low profile because of this, then Allen Jr barges in and blurts out his surprise loud enough for the entire base to hear.
• An Amadeus Syndicate base(and a few prototypes) has just gotten trashed by a very lost K' and Kula, much to the dismay of Alma and Iron Fortress. After Athena shows and and guides them off, White Baby arrives and promptly blames the mess on Fortress.